Rule #1 - Once you have their money, never give it back.

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Ferengi Rule #5. If you cannot break a contract, interpret it.
19. Satisfaction is never guaranteed.
23. Nothing is more important than your health - except your money!
29. Anyone who says it's not about the money is lying.
35. War is good for business.
51. Never admit to an error when you can blame another.
52. Never ask when you can take.
60. Keep your lies consistent.
65. Win or lose… there is always Hyperian beetle snuff. (dog meat?)
69. Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races. (voters)
85. Never let your opponents know what you really think.
100. Anything (anyone) without an owner needs one.
105. A wise man does not lie… he just bends the truth a bit.
125. It's not a lie as long as nobody knows the truth.
131. Go ahead and sell your own mother if it brings a profit.
144. There is nothing wrong with charity - as long as it ends up in your pocket!
155. That which is mine, is mine. That which is yours, is also mine.
160. Respect is good. Latinum is better.
165. Never let the laws of a strange culture block your path to profit.
172. If you can sell it, do not hesitate to steal it.
185. Teach your sons as your father taught you.
188. Never bet on a race you didn't fix.
195. Only give money to those from whom you can steal.
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Ferengi Rule #5. If you cannot break a contract, interpret it.
19. Satisfaction is never guaranteed.
23. Nothing is more important than your health - except your money!
29. Anyone who says it's not about the money is lying.
35. War is good for business.
51. Never admit to an error when you can blame another.
52. Never ask when you can take.
60. Keep your lies consistent.
65. Win or lose… there is always Hyperian beetle snuff. (dog meat?)
69. Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races. (voters)
85. Never let your opponents know what you really think.
100. Anything (anyone) without an owner needs one.
105. A wise man does not lie… he just bends the truth a bit.
125. It's not a lie as long as nobody knows the truth.
131. Go ahead and sell your own mother if it brings a profit.
144. There is nothing wrong with charity - as long as it ends up in your pocket!
155. That which is mine, is mine. That which is yours, is also mine.
160. Respect is good. Latinum is better.
165. Never let the laws of a strange culture block your path to profit.
172. If you can sell it, do not hesitate to steal it.
185. Teach your sons as your father taught you.
188. Never bet on a race you didn't fix.
195. Only give money to those from whom you can steal.
206. Never trust a hardworking employee.
207. Sell a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and you lose a regular customer.
208. Tell them what they want to hear.
212. Never trust a wise man.
221. Money is never earned. It is either won or lost.
239. Do not be afraid to mislabel a product.
249. Satisfaction is never guaranteed.
250. Let the buyer beware. What is it to you?
252. Anyone that does not recognize a fake does not deserve the original.
258. Gambling is like Politics: The only sure way to win is to cheat. Just don't get caught!
266. When in doubt, lie.
268. There are many brilliant men whose brains have nothing to do with their wealth.