"Revealed: Hundreds of words to avoid using online if you don't want the government spying on you (and they include 'pork', 'cloud' and 'Mexico')" Do you see any you use...and what do you think of this?

After DRILLing a new well for the fields
(Checking for LEAKS .. nope none noticed)
and taking a SAMPLE for testing ..
will Drip off next time I pass by)

I went on to ATTACK the next chore on the list
getting the PREVENTITIVE measure in place ..

First RESPONDING with the Brush Cutter
(URGGGHH .. hate those pernicious woody weeds along the fence line)
CONTAINMENT is the goal here (well at least getting them cut down smaller)

CHEMICALS are next to come out ..
the weed/brush KILL is applied ..

next clean out the Water Trouch ..
prevent growth of not just mold ..
(clean is far better for the Horses .. so they do not get INFECTIONS or SICK)

with a WAVE of the hand ..
call over the rest of the family ..

to start up .. the BBQ Grill
(It can be HAZARDOUS .. if you don't watch how much starter fluid you put on it!)

drat .. the Ketchup bottle has a LEAK
(sigh .. into another container that goes ..)

PORK Ribs at the ready
Oh, yes, steaks too ..

Looking forwards to that deliciousness
hitting the PLATE this eve ..

Young ones with their digital content in the CLOUD
and MP3 players in their ears ..
sigh .. that nonsense they listen too ..
does BURN adult ears!

Oh man! They GOTTCHA NOW!! Especially for mentioning PORK. Harry Reid doesn't want any talk about that.

Hee, hee, hee!


And I so enjoy pulled PORK Sandwiches too ..

I would enjoy seeing it be the only food of choice at GITMO.

Oh, yes indeed .. Bacon for Breakfast too!

"Hey Joe."

"Hey Steve."

"I was thinking about doin' some terrorism with my buddies from Al Queda, wanna join?"

"Sure, when?"

"When are you free?"

"Let me check the sched'. Well, right now I'm recovering from ebola for eating some raw pork, and my daughter is recovering from food poisoning, we should be fine tuesday, hows that?"

"Why you're really sick, what kind of symptoms ya' got?"

"Ah, I feel like I have the flu, man, so is Tuesday good?"

"Yeah, see ya' Tuesday."


Expecting a knock on my door any second now...

Yesterday, after I assassinated some pork… I dropped a dirty bomb, it made an emergency landing and caused an evacuation. I might need some disaster management, must form an appropriate response and avoid an attack by any gangs and use the cops to make sure I don’t get drilled. My personal state of emergency requires that I have a standoff with any more pork and it’s on lockdown inside the facility. I hope it doesn’t leak from any spillover… as the gas could become toxic and hazardous, perhaps even radioactive. I might have to take a trip to north korea to sample some of their agriculture and when I sit on the beach watching the waves, maybe a little human to human exposure might be nice. I hear the swine there is pretty good, mixed with some cabbage… a little mutation with some spices and you have a riot of a meal.

Hope they have good time with that.

There is one I don't see on here that is a hot one, so hot I will not use it. Another one that I'm sure is a target is martial law, but I do not see it on the list.

How do I feel about this? I feel angry. I do not like being concerned about everything I say and do. I have to be concerned about what I say online, around my phone, on my phone and what bumper stickers I have on my car. What books I read. Walmart (they have teamed up with dept of homeland security.) Camera's all over the place. On and on.

Devouring HOSTAGES is similar to ASSINATING PORK. But they taste so good it will become an EPIDEMIC.

I prefer onions on my hostages... it's a riot.

well I like that they are keeping one eye on us in that the traitors on this site need to be sent to Gitmo like the terrorists they are.

But some of us will miss you LibTards and your ridiculous opinions. It's fun to show what fools look like.

Looks like they got me cold....

Congrats! An honorable position to be in.

1984 has arrived.

It arrived with the first inkling of the Patriot Act(s) and other various anti-freedoms bills/laws

they are thinking the term pork spending

You know where they can shove that don't you!

pork is a word for Congress...

I don't think that the TSA employees can speak coherent English must less know the definition of these words. Many of these words are just common every day conversaton.

Government must be REALLY busy.....no wonder we need to shrink it.....

Taxed Enough Already, Spending, Balanced Budget, Job creation or lack of and Smaller Federal Gov't will be key issues in Election 2012.