PUBLIC OPINION > Lying to Get Out of Jury Duty Should Be Punishable By Arrest

Don't you believe the United States have enough laws that place people in prison for no logically legitimate reason? There are over 4,500 federal laws on the books today. That EXCLUDES all state, county, and local laws. Now, the federal government has also passed the Lacey Act which enforces all "foreign laws" when conducting business. In fact 3 people a few years ago received 8 years in FEDERAL PRISON for shipping lobster in plastic bags instead of cardboard boxes as is the law in Honduras.

Gibson guitar was recently raided by federal agents in SWAT gear and automatic weapons because the federal government claims the company is importing illegal exotic wood from a country which has told the U.S. federal government is NOT illegal. ALL other guitar manufacturers use the same wood from the same place but Gibson is the ONLY one raided.

Hence, laws for the sake of laws is merely a way to take power from the individual. Laws are interpretive, meaning that government can manipulate a law to fit their objective should they so wish to and there is not a thing you can do.

You people demanding a law and jail time for lying about jury duty should ask yourself if you voted for Clinton and didn't find his "perjury" before a federal judge to be a problem. Look the "injury" upon society for lying about jury duty is minimal. In fact is it rational to "force" someone to do something that they desperately don't want to do if someone's life or freedom is on the line?

In other words, if YOUR Ass is on the line do you want someone just going through the motions because he wants to get out of there, or do you want someone that is thoughtful and serious about ensure YOU are treated fairly?

A History Lesson


Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals; and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass. Webster definition: # 1 The demestic ASS! # 2 A person lacking in Judgement or prudence!

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing!

Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

One last thing; Move your dumb liberal ASS back to France and take your liberal friends with you!

Your friend the Conservative.


PS. Take this dumb ass you call President with you.