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PUBLIC OPINION > Atheists Think Apes Can Outthink Humans; Christians, Not So Much

SodaHead News 2012/06/26 15:00:00
Scientists are investing an increasing amount of time and money into the study of animal cognition, and with nearly every new investment comes a new discovery. More and more, it's becoming apparent that we've been underestimating animals, and that's especially true with apes. Recently, studies have shown that there is only a 1.3% difference between human DNA and the DNA of a bonobo ape. We asked the public if apes could possibly outthink humans.

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Believe it or not, this was a split decision. Maybe apes can outthink humans, after all. Some respondents did take this as an opportunity to joke about specific types of people, but there were plenty of serious believers. In fact, some suggested maybe other animals can outthink humans, too. Of course, it depends on the person as much as the animal. As many respondents were adamant that it's just not plausible.

Drinkers Don't Think So

Drinkers were a good 16% less likely to believe that apes can outthink humans. Interestingly enough, alcohol is one thing apes have in common with humans. Some species of monkey that have been exposed to alcohol not only enjoy the substance, but express as many attitudes toward alcohol as humans. Some just drink to relax, some become addicted, and some won't touch the stuff.

Atheists Are Convinced

In some ways, this poll is predisposed to intrigue some people, and turn others off. A major tenet of some religions, particularly western religions, is that humans were created special. On the other hand, a major tenet of science is that humans evolved directly from apes. Where you stand on that paradigm is likely to affect how you respond to the question.

Men Have No Faith in Monkeys

Men were a bit more reluctant to agree that apes could ever outthink humans, while women were a bit more willing. It could be that men have a little more pride in human achievement, or it could be that women can better see the flaws in human achievement. It's not a huge difference, though, so whatever the reason, it's of marginal value.

If you'd like to vote on this question, dig deeper into the demographics, or engage in existing discussion about the topic, visit our poll about apes. We'd love to hear from you!
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  • classic Tom 2012/06/27 16:03:10
    classic
    No one said there are no intelligent Religious nuts,, just that on the average Atheist are far better educated....And 160,, I dout that....
  • Tom classic 2012/06/27 16:16:27
    Tom
    +1
    I read the study.
    You're reading a lot into it that isn't there.

    It is what it is.
    Guess someone's gotta test high:)
    I'm just happy to be able to say that I know what I don't know, which is more than most "intellectuals", who think they know everything.

    (it's doubt, not dout)
  • Caitlin... classic 2012/06/27 14:46:12
    Caitlin ~American Patriot~
    +1
    Atheists may be smart academically....but it does take a lot of faith to believe that something came from nothing...
  • classic Caitlin... 2012/06/27 16:04:53
    classic
    +1
    FAITH ,,, the believe in something that has absolutely no facts to support that belief.. Blind Idiocy....Atheists never said something from nothing.. That is a Made up Christian Dodge,,, We dont now where it started but we are searching and not settleing for the BS of a Fairy Daddy in the Sky theory...
  • Caitlin... classic 2012/06/27 17:09:56
    Caitlin ~American Patriot~
    you haven't been able to explain it because it isn't true....and it's fine if you don't want to believe in a "Fairy Daddy in the Sky" (not what my God is) you will realize the truth either while on this earth or when it is too late
  • Rusty classic 2012/06/27 16:59:44 (edited)
    Rusty
    +1
    No it has not...reference the study please. Are you referring to people like Galileo, Newton, Einstein (was not an atheist he believed in a non personal God), John Dalton, Copernicus, Kepler....................
    You do not know what you are talking about. Those that believed in a G-d far out numbered those that did not. I believe that it could be argued that the atheist scientists would be nothing without the work done before them by ones that believed in a creator G-d.
  • Playerazzi 2012/06/27 12:29:20
    Playerazzi
    Why dont' you ask the apes themselves?
  • MorbidCynic 2012/06/27 10:59:26 (edited)
    MorbidCynic
    +4
    Liberal atheists are some of the stupidest people. And no I'm not a christian so no one can use that against me.
  • elptrek P.H.A.E.T.'s wizard 2012/06/27 10:38:24
  • Abi elptrek... 2012/06/27 14:04:02
    Abi
    +1
    That's a movie those aren't even real apes!!
  • elptrek... Abi 2012/06/27 21:23:23
    elptrek P.H.A.E.T.'s wizard
    Sci fi has pointed the way science will developed. In movies they have gone to the moon generations before it actually happen, gone underseas before the submarines were invented, etc... .
  • Walaa 2012/06/27 10:07:55
    Walaa
    I dont think them being athiest has much to do with their reasoning, besides these are just two believes dont make it such a big deal. So what, let everyone believe whatever it is they want. It cant hurt.
  • debhead 2012/06/27 09:44:37
    debhead
    Not as a majority, of coarse, but equal to a few humans I know.Seriously!!
  • ButterbeerMe 2012/06/27 08:14:56
    ButterbeerMe
    +2
    I see a lot of demeaning comments about atheists on this page.

    Way to show the world what kind, caring, compassionate Christians you all are.

    Sincerely,

    An embarrassed Christian woman.
  • Jackal 2012/06/27 08:14:34 (edited)
    Jackal
    I mean... we are all prime-apes. Monkeys are 99% identical to Humans. It is that 1 percent that makes us different than them. They are our closest cousins and our ancestors.



    The funny thing is...

    Most people don't understand what evolution is. Instead they get all prideful because they don't want to compare themselves to a monkey that isn't as intelligent as a human. Instead they want to preach their false belief of hierarchical power over the animal kingdom, when they have no idea what evolution means.



    Apes are very intelligent creatures, but I do not think they have the intelligence greater than a human. Maybe their ability to learn things may be quicker, but they are still not as intelligent... and I am Atheist.


    Well maybe they can outsmart religious people... ... Now I see why Atheist picked that answer... ... boy, my deduction technique is showing signs of improvement.
  • ☆Hitler... Jackal 2012/06/27 13:30:13
    ☆Hitler was a community organiz☆
    +2
    , the entire human genome contains many completely intact internal telomere sequences. Preliminary data suggest that the internal regions of human chromosomes are composed of 0.19 to 0.25 percent intact telomere sequences. While this may seem to be a very small amount, consider that chromosome 2 (the supposed fusion product) contains over 91,000 (0.23 percent) intact internal telomere sequences. Fewer than 300 of these can be attributed to the so-called fusion site. Chromosome Y was the most internally dense telomere-containing chromosome (0.25 percent).

    The scanning software also detected tandem repeats of telomeres. In the fusion site on chromosome 2, there are a small number of cases where the 6-base telomeres occur in perfect tandem, but never more than two in a row. However, other internal regions of chromosome 2 contain perfect tandems of three to ten telomere repeats. In fact, all human chromosomes contain many internal regions of perfect tandem telomere repeats.

    Clearly, the presence of telomere sequence at the so-called fusion site is probably not a unique feature, but a genome-wide paradigm.

    The non-uniqueness of the DNA structure associated with the fusion site on chromosome 2 would further invalidate the human-ape chromosome fusion model. Conversely, it would help to demonstrate, as shown previously, that it may be a ubiquitous genomic feature performing some sort of practical function
  • Jackal ☆Hitler... 2012/06/29 04:41:29
    Jackal
    TFTR: Too frustrating to read...

    Sorry bro, I would have time to make a statement, but dude, you got a bit carried away with the technical terms. First, lets put that into "Barney style" so that myself and others can understand. I must admit that my linguistic intelligence isn't all that great.
  • ☆Hitler... Jackal 2012/06/29 15:17:19 (edited)
    ☆Hitler was a community organiz☆
    in other words just because Mac and Microsoft PCs are similar does not mean one evolved from the other
  • Jackal ☆Hitler... 2012/06/29 21:32:59
    Jackal
    Damn dude, that is all you have to say...

    :P

    I think I have to retype what I said, because my statement is getting picked apart by Atheist and Creationist. UGH!
  • ☆Hitler... Jackal 2012/06/30 00:50:30
    ☆Hitler was a community organiz☆
    +1
    I thought you were doing just fine
  • classic Jackal 2012/06/27 13:44:42
    classic
    +1
    Monkeys are not APES.. Chimpanzes are apes.. They are our closest relative...
  • Jackal classic 2012/06/29 04:35:48
    Jackal
    I appreciate the correction.
  • U Mad Bro? 2012/06/27 07:58:04 (edited)
    U Mad Bro?
    Apes learn alot faster than humans, so that only goes to show. Too many bible thumpers are so arrogant as humans they ignore the animals around them. Animals have been around for billions of years, Humans a few hundred thousand. And from the looks of things, we've reached our apex.
  • volodym... U Mad Bro? 2012/06/27 09:29:29
    volodymyr sereda sereda
    Humans are also animals... Just be careful :)
  • The_Infidel_Atheist 2012/06/27 07:45:38
    The_Infidel_Atheist
    The question is stupid. Humans are apes. It's like saying dogs can outthink Labrador's.
  • Hula girl - Friends not Fol... 2012/06/27 07:37:59
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    +3
    When you still have Atheists thinking they came from Apes they just don't want to put down their relatives.
    Christians on the other hand know they were created by the mighty hand of God with His amazing love.
  • ☆Hitler... Hula gi... 2012/06/27 13:31:44
    ☆Hitler was a community organiz☆
    +2
    and made in His image...that's the part that bothers the atheist
  • classic Hula gi... 2012/06/27 13:55:00 (edited)
    classic
    Christians believe that is how it happened,, they dont have a clue.. Same ol superstitious Mumbo Jumbo...
  • Tom classic 2012/06/27 16:35:46
    Tom
    Many religious people ARE way too literal in their interpretation of the various creation stories.
    It's embarrassing for the species, really:(
  • Hula gi... classic 2012/06/27 19:05:07
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    Guess what...the clueless lose all the way around. Sorry you are so clueless.
  • Villa n... Hula gi... 2012/06/27 19:59:14
    Villa nilla
    Actually, FYI the Flying Spaghetti Monster created us out of his Image with his noodley appendages.
  • Hula gi... Villa n... 2012/06/28 17:54:24
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    Are you 5? Act like it.
  • Villa n... Hula gi... 2012/07/03 19:02:32
    Villa nilla
    I like how you don't understand the concepts of parody and sarcasm. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has as much credibility as your deity. So does Thor, Ra, Santa, and Quetzalcoatl. You are the one who acts like a naive toddler believing in things that aren't real.
  • Hula gi... Villa n... 2012/07/03 19:09:24
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    Just because you are personally blind and the Billions of us that have known or know Christ/God can see that seem to be your blindness not our credibility.

    You can wish something away but it's still there. I'm sorry you are missing out on His amazing Grace.
  • Villa n... Hula gi... 2012/07/03 19:54:32
    Villa nilla
    Oh I don't wish it away. It was never there. There is no evidence to account for existence, Pascal. You're in denial in the fact that you are nothing more of a speck in the universe ( as is the "Billions of us" on this planet).

    You blindly accept an abstract being in the sky rather than look into evidence.
    and if GOD is so amazing, why isn't evil in this world vanquished yet, since he is so powerful and all knowing? Why does he allow the innocent to die? Why does he care more about what you do with your genitals than the thousands dying in third world countries? Why do you cherry pick out of the bible?

    also, Jesus was a Raptor and there's nothing you can say that can prove me wrong. Because you are personally blind to know Raptor Jesus. PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS! raptor jesus
  • Hula gi... Villa n... 2012/07/03 20:45:31
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    I have the proof in my life and the miracles I've experienced and so do millions of others. It's also called Faith which you don't seem to know about.

    Sad fact...You will know in the end but it will be too late for you as you turned your back on Him, and sadder still that you haven't known Him here in Life...you will meet Him in Death.
  • Villa n... Hula gi... 2012/07/03 21:10:16 (edited)
    Villa nilla
    I CALL PASCAL'S WAGER!!!

    Nice try, lady. But death is death. I die, you die, the guy below me will die. It's the natural order of things. There is no afterlife. you're stuck in the Dark Ages, honey.

    Also, you are the one who is begging the question.

    No amount of belief makes something a fact.

    Also, your religion doesn't give you the right to be a self righteous prick. wonka
  • Hula gi... Villa n... 2012/07/03 22:05:29
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    See that's the trouble with you idiots. Sorry dear I did die and I did experience God and amazing peace...that was when I was 17 so sorry you are barking up the wrong tree since you are clueless of fact.
  • Villa n... Hula gi... 2012/07/03 22:44:14 (edited)
    Villa nilla
    If you can make the assertion that God exists through personal experience than I can make the assertion that the Magical Invisible Pink Unicorn is real on the base that I was abducted by aliens from the planet Frou Frou.

    No amount of belief makes something a fact.

    believe what you want, but in turn of calling me "clueless", you yourself are also clueless on my terms, yes?
  • Hula gi... Villa n... 2012/07/04 04:26:47
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    You are a stupid child. I can't help that. If you have blinders only you can change that but you are rude and wrong to tell us that know God exists and experience Him in our lives.

    I could care less about your terms they are meaningless. I only need to care about God's terms. Sorry you haven't met Him yet.

    Do you ever use God's name in vain while swearing? If so why?

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