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PUBLIC OPINION > Atheists Think Apes Can Outthink Humans; Christians, Not So Much

SodaHead News 2012/06/26 15:00:00
Scientists are investing an increasing amount of time and money into the study of animal cognition, and with nearly every new investment comes a new discovery. More and more, it's becoming apparent that we've been underestimating animals, and that's especially true with apes. Recently, studies have shown that there is only a 1.3% difference between human DNA and the DNA of a bonobo ape. We asked the public if apes could possibly outthink humans.

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Believe it or not, this was a split decision. Maybe apes can outthink humans, after all. Some respondents did take this as an opportunity to joke about specific types of people, but there were plenty of serious believers. In fact, some suggested maybe other animals can outthink humans, too. Of course, it depends on the person as much as the animal. As many respondents were adamant that it's just not plausible.

Drinkers Don't Think So

Drinkers were a good 16% less likely to believe that apes can outthink humans. Interestingly enough, alcohol is one thing apes have in common with humans. Some species of monkey that have been exposed to alcohol not only enjoy the substance, but express as many attitudes toward alcohol as humans. Some just drink to relax, some become addicted, and some won't touch the stuff.

Atheists Are Convinced

In some ways, this poll is predisposed to intrigue some people, and turn others off. A major tenet of some religions, particularly western religions, is that humans were created special. On the other hand, a major tenet of science is that humans evolved directly from apes. Where you stand on that paradigm is likely to affect how you respond to the question.

Men Have No Faith in Monkeys

Men were a bit more reluctant to agree that apes could ever outthink humans, while women were a bit more willing. It could be that men have a little more pride in human achievement, or it could be that women can better see the flaws in human achievement. It's not a huge difference, though, so whatever the reason, it's of marginal value.

If you'd like to vote on this question, dig deeper into the demographics, or engage in existing discussion about the topic, visit our poll about apes. We'd love to hear from you!
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  • volodym... garypage 2012/06/26 16:32:53
    volodymyr sereda sereda
    +1
    I do. Since when was anyone restricted from living in Asia or Africa?

    Now, I do understand your point on genocide, although do not agree with it, but certainly hope that you are not a racist...
  • garypage volodym... 2012/06/26 16:38:17
    garypage
    +1
    You are justifying white genocide like all anti-whites do.

    Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.
  • volodym... garypage 2012/06/26 16:42:45
    volodymyr sereda sereda
    I am white, and the fact that I believe in racial equality does not make me hate whites... Truly, I think that global unification is key to world peace, or at least a step towards it. No such divisions should occur.
  • Korgull volodym... 2012/06/26 20:41:29
    Korgull
    Don't bother. White supremacists are impossible to argue with because they're about as stupid and primitive as they claim Africans to be.
  • Korgull garypage 2012/06/26 20:40:15
    Korgull
    Go back to Stormfront and take your idiotic copy-pasters with you, moron.
  • Jiorgia garypage 2012/06/26 16:33:35
    Jiorgia
    +1
    an APE could outthink you.
  • cosmicv... garypage 2012/06/26 16:59:02
    cosmicvision
    +2
    White countries like Germany and Britain? Hopefully you don't mean native American country because that makes this post that much more retarded.
  • Flamingolady 2012/06/26 16:26:28
    Flamingolady
    Well, since atheists are humans, this also means they think apes can out think atheists. What a self proclaiming truism!
  • Rubyking Flaming... 2012/06/26 16:31:50
    Rubyking
    and they're smart enough to not have a problem with that
  • KentPerry Rubyking 2012/06/26 17:13:02
    KentPerry
    Yeah oblivious to the ramifications of that you don't seem to have a problem with. Although it DOES explain a lot
  • Flaming... Rubyking 2012/06/27 03:15:23
    Flamingolady
    Who, the apes?
  • Rubyking Flaming... 2012/06/27 03:58:32
    Rubyking
    the atheists
  • Kwaku T... Flaming... 2012/06/26 16:32:07
    Kwaku Tuffour
    OH Really????!!!! Atheists are humans too????? Did you tell them that????? Cause I dont think they knew that before they came up with their hypotheses
  • cosmicv... Kwaku T... 2012/06/26 16:56:01
    cosmicvision
    Why? Do you think we would reject the hypotheses of it downed our selfish pride? I'm cool without my pride, make an ass of me ;)
  • Kwaku T... cosmicv... 2012/06/26 17:00:14
    Kwaku Tuffour
    That was absolute sarcasm my friend.
  • cosmicv... Kwaku T... 2012/06/26 17:28:57
    cosmicvision
    Sorry I wasn't keeping up lol. Replying to many comments. Or maybe I'm just blind! Forgive me lol
  • Kwaku T... cosmicv... 2012/06/26 19:05:00
    Kwaku Tuffour
    Consider your travesty forgotten lol.
  • Flaming... Kwaku T... 2012/06/27 03:16:17
    Flamingolady
    No, I wouldn't presume to tell an atheist anything.
  • Kwaku T... Flaming... 2012/06/27 13:08:55
    Kwaku Tuffour
    No comment this is as arrogant as it gets. Differentiating not by intelligence but by religion.
  • Flaming... Kwaku T... 2012/07/03 03:26:19
    Flamingolady
    Sorry, I wouldn't presume to tell ANYone anything. That is as unarrogant as it gets.
  • Korgull Flaming... 2012/06/26 20:42:31
    Korgull
    Well apes for sure don't have religion, so they're smarter than most on that count.
  • Earl Hickey 2012/06/26 16:26:27
    Earl Hickey
    Maybe they can outthink Michael Tyson, I'll give them that much.
  • jason 2012/06/26 16:23:11
    jason
    When the apes develop the idea for an extra-terrestrial craft or earthbound device or tool that requires exotic materials and brand new, undeveloped technologies to make it possible to operate, well, then I may think that apes are on the same level as humans.
  • cosmicv... jason 2012/06/26 16:54:22
  • jason cosmicv... 2012/06/26 17:04:04
  • KentPerry cosmicv... 2012/06/26 17:16:14
    KentPerry
    Quote:" It's been a very long time for us to make our tools. "

    Compared to what? You know of some other life forms that have in the blink of an eye we have been around on this planet (much less the universe) done it so much faster than we have?
  • cosmicv... KentPerry 2012/06/26 17:31:35
    cosmicvision
    Apes restart every generation and do not pass on there tools like us. Maybe a little but not anything worth comparing to humans. That is for social reasons not intelligence. A single human can't invent much of anything without some support of the rest of the population. All our inventions are modifications of earlier tools. Apes don't do that. It's like reset button each time.
  • jason KentPerry 2012/06/26 17:41:01
    jason
    You have to remember this fellow, cosmicv, is an idiot. He also fancies himself an expert. Just saying.
  • JuliaLoren 2012/06/26 16:22:45
    JuliaLoren
    +1
    I think we could all learn a lot from animals if we would just give them respect and treat them the way they deserve, instead of how we WANT them to be.
  • jason JuliaLoren 2012/06/26 16:32:49
    jason
    And therin lies a good example of why women should not have the vote.
  • JuliaLoren jason 2012/06/26 17:13:42
    JuliaLoren
    move to a 3rd world country and take your sexism with you, please
  • jason JuliaLoren 2012/06/26 17:42:40
    jason
    Oh Julia, dont get your panties in such a twist.
  • JuliaLoren jason 2012/06/26 19:07:48
    JuliaLoren
    you assume im wearing some, haha jk, but for real, dont be a sexist jerk ;) i was just being nice and you had to be mean because im a woman? have a more intelligent comment next time
  • woodnymph JuliaLoren 2012/06/26 16:59:08
    woodnymph
    +1
    And he's a good example if why idiots shouldn't be allowed to vote.
  • JuliaLoren woodnymph 2012/06/26 17:15:27
    JuliaLoren
    +1
    what does this have to do with voting? i find it so crazy that people immediately attack me for caring about a species other than my own. people are so self centered.
  • KrSpo JuliaLoren 2012/06/26 19:33:26 (edited)
    KrSpo
    +1
    I agree. Some have this belief that anything out of their tight little world of stability has to be wrong. Keep on caring, you have many like you.
  • JuliaLoren KrSpo 2012/06/26 19:47:51
    JuliaLoren
    thank you very much :)
  • Bastion 2012/06/26 16:20:44
  • Jiorgia 2012/06/26 16:19:29
    Jiorgia
    +3
    Here come the attacks on atheists for not thinking that humans are all that special...

    But then again, i have gotten into arguments with people here who do not believe that humans are even animals, let alone inferior in SOME ways to other animals.

    the only thing i really have to say is,
    “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
    ― Albert Einstein
  • cosmicv... Jiorgia 2012/06/26 16:49:08
    cosmicvision
    +1
    Are you serious? Can apes part the red sea with their hands?? Well??? Who's the better species now? Lol. Joking

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