Question News & Politics
Politics!!?
Tracy November 02, 2008 13:01:28
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Here is a little test that will help you decide.(joke)
> > The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
> comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
> knife, and charges at you.
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an
> expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
> family.
>
> What do you do?
> .................................................. ........
> THINK CAREFULLY AND
> THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
>
>
>
>
> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question! Does the man
> look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
> him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
> and knock the knife out of his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Do es the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
> content just to wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> family get away while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
> make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
> some friends for few days and try to come to a
> consensus.
> ..................................................
> ..................................................
> ..........
>
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
>
> BANG!
>
>
>
> ..................................................
> ................................................. .........
>
>
> Redneck's Answer:
>
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
> BANG !
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
> the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?! '
> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
> > The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
> comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
> knife, and charges at you.
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an
> expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
> family.
>
> What do you do?
> .................................................. ........
> THINK CAREFULLY AND
> THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
>
>
>
>
> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question! Does the man
> look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
> him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
> and knock the knife out of his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Do es the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
> content just to wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> family get away while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
> make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
> some friends for few days and try to come to a
> consensus.
> ..................................................
> ..................................................
> ..........
>
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
>
> BANG!
>
>
>
> ..................................................
> ................................................. .........
>
>
> Redneck's Answer:
>
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
> BANG !
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
> the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?! '
> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
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Undecided
chill before you.......
And the new policy; Appease those who would harm America and apologize for those who have defended America. Again, Brilliant.
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