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♥TheQueen-Of-Hearts♥P♥H♥A♥E♥T♥ 2009/08/05 05:07:18
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"One bright day, in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back, they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other;

A deaf policeman heard the noise ,

And went to kill the two dead boys,

And if you don't believe it's true,

Just ask the blind man; he saw it too."



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"As I was going up the stair

I saw a man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

Oh, how I wish he’d go away…



When I came home last night at three

The man was waiting there for me

But when I looked around the hall

I couldn’t see him there at all!



Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!

Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door… (slam!)



Last night I saw upon the stair

A little man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today.

Oh, how I wish he’d go away"



I didn't write any of these, but they are amazing....

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  • Kierial 2013/08/30 19:32:43
    I love these!
    Kierial
    I went on a tangent last night an hunted down the original I knew I had heard it before but could remember where. finally I found it was a children's rhyme and has been changed drastically through out the years. I hope you enjoy...


    Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
    Cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants.
    I come before you to stand behind you,
    To tell you of something I know nothing about.
    Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
    There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only.
    Admission is free, so pay at the door,
    Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
    The topic to discuss is of the crime that has never been committed.

    One bright day in the middle of the night,
    Two dead boys got up to fight.
    They turned their backs and faced each other,
    Pulled their swords and shot each other.

    One was blind and the other couldn't see,
    So they chose a monkey for a referee.
    A mute onlooker shrieked in fright,
    And a lame man danced at the ghastly sight.

    A paralyzed stallion passing by,
    Kicked one fighter in the eye.
    Knock them both through the missing wall,
    Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

    When the sun rose on the following night,
    They returned again to continue the fight.
    A deaf policeman heard the noise,
    And came to arrest those twice dead boys.
    If you don't believe this lie is true,
    ask the blind man he saw it too.
  • Luke 2013/01/14 11:48:51
    I love these!
    Luke
    These are awesome.... I'd love to try writing these.....
  • shadow76 2013/01/14 10:27:42
    I love these!
    shadow76
    Cool!
  • Merlin 2013/01/14 08:55:41
    I love these!
    Merlin
    One that is close to that first one was in The Haunting In Connecticut. I looved it!
  • Shadow_Wolf 2013/01/14 05:18:35
  • Miss Kris the Centrist 2013/01/14 03:51:46
    I love these!
    Miss Kris the Centrist
    They are pretty awesome.
    The first one I heard in A Haunting in Connecticut.
  • Muriel 2013/01/14 03:31:05
    I love these!
    Muriel
    They sound schizophrenic but fun!
  • monkeyking908 2013/01/14 02:36:15
    I love these!
    monkeyking908
    i say the first one all the time but for this line "And if you don't believe it's true" i prefer "And if you don't believe this lie is true" i feel it just rounds it off better
  • Elbuscus 2013/01/14 02:35:03
    I love these!
    Elbuscus
    love it :)
  • Anna 2013/01/14 02:32:28
    I love these!
    Anna
    One bright day in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the 2 dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.
  • jessy 2009/11/07 05:32:08
    I love these!
    jessy
    +1
    i love them! they were fun to read!
  • me myself and Kelsey ~in ny... 2009/11/07 04:54:38
    I love these!
    me myself and Kelsey ~in nyx i trust~
    +1
    i loveis them lol
  • pyromikamaniac 2009/11/05 22:21:00
    I love these!
    pyromikamaniac
    +1
    As soon as I read the title I knew what poem it would be,
    I LOVE that first one!
    Although you got some of it wrong:
    One bright day, in the middle of the night,

    Two dead boys got up to fight,

    Back to back, they faced each other,

    Drew their swords and shot each other;

    When a deaf policeman heard the noise ,

    He came and killed those two dead boys,

    And if you don't believe my lie is true,

    Just ask the blind man; he saw it too."
  • TokioKitty 2009/11/05 21:12:24
    I love these!
    TokioKitty
    +1
    definitely cool!
  • hustlaa_honeyy 2009/11/05 18:41:14
    I love these!
    hustlaa_honeyy
  • *hollywood_undead* 2009/11/05 18:09:10
    I love these!
    *hollywood_undead*
    +1
    these are so awesome!!!! idk how anyone would think these are creepy!!!!!!
  • zack 2009/08/15 04:07:17
    I love these!
    zack
    +1
    Haven't read them in a while but I do love them they are really creepy as well.
  • ♥TheQue... zack 2009/08/15 04:11:40
    ♥TheQueen-Of-Hearts♥P♥H♥A♥E♥T♥
    +1
    Thats what I love about them ; )
  • zack ♥TheQue... 2009/08/15 04:23:09
    zack
    +1
    Me too.
  • ♥TheQue... zack 2009/08/15 04:26:05
    ♥TheQueen-Of-Hearts♥P♥H♥A♥E♥T♥
    +1
    Awesomeness, Have you seen A Haunting In Connecticut? They put these amazing poems to such good use! Just amazing!
  • zack ♥TheQue... 2009/08/15 04:31:48
    zack
    +1
    I know it had my boyfriend all creeped out it was great.
  • ♥TheQue... zack 2009/08/15 04:41:44
    ♥TheQueen-Of-Hearts♥P♥H♥A♥E♥T♥
    +1
    lol Oh yeah, my hubby covered his face LOL and he's a soldier!
  • zack ♥TheQue... 2009/08/15 04:50:31
  • Melian Nienor 2009/08/11 03:42:22
    I love these!
    Melian Nienor
    +1
    Haha(:
  • andrrabillkaulitz 2009/08/06 10:25:30
    I love these!
    andrrabillkaulitz
    +2
    i love these too!they're very interesting!
  • Muzikk_Luvrr 2009/08/05 23:23:37
    I love these!
    Muzikk_Luvrr
    +1
    i think they are kinda funny,......
  • anvampfreak 2009/08/05 21:12:27
  • justplainaddicted123 2009/08/05 19:49:14
    I love these!
    justplainaddicted123
    +1
    a haunting in connecticut!!!!!!
    lol
    Loves these
  • margomomo 2009/08/05 16:59:26
    I love these!
    margomomo
    +1
    i absolutely love these!
  • xXx♥zee♥xXx 2009/08/05 12:38:12
    I love these!
    xXx♥zee♥xXx
    +2
    i love it !!! amazing :)
  • Herta 2009/08/05 10:41:13
    I love these!
    Herta
    +1
    Love these too much...it is just soooo cool:D
  • ♥TheQue... Herta 2009/08/05 10:43:17
    ♥TheQueen-Of-Hearts♥P♥H♥A♥E♥T♥
    I love'em! Hey Im writing my final chapter.
  • Herta ♥TheQue... 2009/08/05 10:46:13
    Herta
    +1
    realy?...I just cant wait to read it...I'm a little bit sad cause its the end but anyway....I have to say that you have made a GREAT JOB:D
  • ♥TheQue... Herta 2009/08/05 10:47:47
    ♥TheQueen-Of-Hearts♥P♥H♥A♥E♥T♥
    Well thank you very much. The ending is quite sad but, maybe, just maybe, I'll write a sequel.
  • Herta ♥TheQue... 2009/08/05 10:49:48
  • ♥TheQue... Herta 2009/08/05 10:57:57
    ♥TheQueen-Of-Hearts♥P♥H♥A♥E♥T♥
    Just posted the final chapter. *croses fingers* I hope everyone likes the story!
  • Herta ♥TheQue... 2009/08/05 11:06:11
  • I love these!
    ♥TheQueen-Of-Hearts♥P♥H♥A♥E♥T♥
    +1
    They border on supernatural and insanity... Two things I know alot about... I love these poems. Especially in the movie "The Haunting in Connecticut" love border supernatural insanity alot love poems movie haunting connecticut love border supernatural insanity alot love poems movie haunting connecticut
  • alisha 2009/08/05 07:44:39
    I love these!
    alisha
    +1
    I love them so much :} i really wish I could think up something like them...oh gosh I'm turning green :P
  • ♥TheQue... alisha 2009/08/05 07:48:23
    ♥TheQueen-Of-Hearts♥P♥H♥A♥E♥T♥
    lol they are excellent! The way the kids says them creeps me out LOL

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