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Obama's DHS: Hide & Use SCISSORS to Defend Yourself!

snell/GOD & COUNTRY-zero cliques 2013/02/01 02:29:05
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Fellow citizens: Is this what this great nation has come to - victims cowering behind closed doors, and desks, clutching a pair of scissors???

Homeland Security Tip: Fend Off Shooter With Scissors

01/31/2013 - 11:47

America: We've come a long way from the 2nd Amendment which states:
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of a free people to keep and bear arms, shall NOT be infringed!


(NEWSER) – The Department of Homeland Security has released a video
advising Americans on how to deal with a mass shooting—and some of its
tips have the New York Post scratching its head. For instance, the video
suggests that "if you are caught out in the open and cannot conceal
yourself or take cover, you might consider trying to overpower the
shooter with whatever means are available" ... and then shows a man
arming himself with scissors.


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  • bman~AVA~BTTB 2013/02/04 04:11:36
    bman~AVA~BTTB
    +2
    Weeellllll, I suppose that if that's all you've got to defend yourself then so be it but when push comes to shove then it's like that saying of bringing a knife to a gun fight. By all means, if you can safely escape from a marauding killer then that would seem the best option but if not then hiding is a good thing. If you are "forced" to defend yourself then it would be best to try and find a firearm to return fire. Make the nutty person dead first.
  • snell/G... bman~AV... 2013/02/04 17:45:05
    snell/GOD & COUNTRY-zero cliques
    +2
    I hear you my freind - here's my personal opinion:

    One: Call 911.
    This is (generally) a good idea. However, bear in mind the average number of people killed by a mass murderer by the time the law has finally arrived is about fourteen. The average number of people killed when an armed civilian is there is 2.5. Thanks, Obie and Jan, for looking out for us. Remember, folks: When seconds count, the police are minutes away - old saying, but its true. Since the average response time for police to get to your situation is around five minutes … and the average response time of a .357 magnum shooting 125gr. FXT Critical Defense rounds out a S&W; Airlite is 1,200 feet per second.

    Two:
    Hide under the desk. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that the Virginia Tech tool who killed many co-eds shot them while they cowered under their desks. Cowering under a desk, playing possum, is not the way this cowboy wants to be remembered. I think this is what is called the “Pussification” of America.

    Three:
    Scissors. What floors me in the video is the DHS advising those who are forced to field such circumstance is to pick up scissors and confront the culprit. Scissors? Really? What kind of scissors, Barry and Janet? Pinking shears or Floyd The Barber’s clippers?

    Don't get me wrong folks, I’m not (beyond)...
    I hear you my freind - here's my personal opinion:

    One: Call 911.
    This is (generally) a good idea. However, bear in mind the average number of people killed by a mass murderer by the time the law has finally arrived is about fourteen. The average number of people killed when an armed civilian is there is 2.5. Thanks, Obie and Jan, for looking out for us. Remember, folks: When seconds count, the police are minutes away - old saying, but its true. Since the average response time for police to get to your situation is around five minutes … and the average response time of a .357 magnum shooting 125gr. FXT Critical Defense rounds out a S&W; Airlite is 1,200 feet per second.

    Two:
    Hide under the desk. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that the Virginia Tech tool who killed many co-eds shot them while they cowered under their desks. Cowering under a desk, playing possum, is not the way this cowboy wants to be remembered. I think this is what is called the “Pussification” of America.

    Three:
    Scissors. What floors me in the video is the DHS advising those who are forced to field such circumstance is to pick up scissors and confront the culprit. Scissors? Really? What kind of scissors, Barry and Janet? Pinking shears or Floyd The Barber’s clippers?

    Don't get me wrong folks, I’m not (beyond) sticking a pair of scissors into a murderer’s skull if that’s my only recourse, but I still think a gun would be a better weapon —just like our POTUS once said while campaigning: “Never bring a knife to a gun fight.” If the DHS wants to play “Glock, Paper, Scissors”, I’m going for Glock every time.
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  • bman~AV... snell/G... 2013/02/09 23:53:22
    bman~AVA~BTTB
    +1
    I'm with you my friend! for sure if I've got a Glock then I'll use it. Every time! The regime is a bunch of flaming idiots I can tell you.
  • hawk Semper Fi 2013/02/04 03:57:18
    hawk Semper Fi
    +4
    My Self I have a pear of semi-auto scissors and they are registered and have a carry permit RIGHT

    Semper Fi
  • snell/G... hawk Se... 2013/02/04 17:45:46
    snell/GOD & COUNTRY-zero cliques
    +2
    ....i certainly hear that my freind!
  • ReconMarine~PWCM*AVA*BTTB*JLA* 2013/02/03 05:37:07
  • Thor American EXPAT n New G... 2013/02/03 03:59:57 (edited)
    Thor American EXPAT n New Guinea
    +4
    OK if you're in Grade School and are left handed are you required to use the left handed scissors or will any pair do? left handed scissors
  • Donna Thor Am... 2013/02/05 02:08:20
    Donna
    +1
    The left handed ones. Those are the ones obama would use... Lol !
  • Thor Am... Donna 2013/02/05 03:15:42
    Thor American EXPAT n New Guinea
    +1
    Left UNDERHANDED ones
  • Donna Thor Am... 2013/02/05 04:21:19
    Donna
    +1
    Yep ! Lol !
  • wtw 2013/02/03 03:35:07
    wtw
    +4
    What a joke. When in a fight the one with the biggest amount of skill and ammunition wins!
  • Louisa - Enemy of the State 2013/02/03 02:28:01
    Louisa - Enemy of the State
    +4
    Yeah..........I had an experience. Someone accosted me on a parking lot and I found myself looking down the barrel of a AK47 when I yelled, "STOP! I've got scissors!" He took off like a bolt of lightening! ; }
  • CommieH... Louisa ... 2013/02/04 21:10:50
    CommieHunter - AFCL- PWCM
    +1
    LMAO,, Good One!! ;-)
  • star 2013/02/03 02:12:36
    star
    +3
    How stupid do they think we are? LOL
  • Thor Am... star 2013/02/03 04:02:47
    Thor American EXPAT n New Guinea
    +4
    Well look who's in the White House and ask yourself that question again.
  • star Thor Am... 2013/02/04 04:09:40
  • star 2013/02/03 02:11:48
    star
    +3
    I will just keep my guns. Scissors would get you nowhere. I guess you could throw them but throwing a pair of scissors would probably fall on the ground or floor.
  • lisa 2013/02/02 11:16:46
    lisa
    +6
    That's as dumb as bringing a knife to a gun fight! Please... if there's a shooter and your unarmed, you better run your ass as fast as you can to try and seek cover.
    Stupidist advice ever, but then again what do you expect from the Government!
  • timberwolf lisa 2013/02/02 12:55:04
    timberwolf
    +3
    And their here to help.... right
  • Dj Gill 2013/02/02 03:10:14
    Dj Gill
    +6
    Just so long as they're normal scissors, not assault scissors.
  • ALPEAUX Dj Gill 2013/02/02 15:53:15
    ALPEAUX
    +4
    We will probably sell them to South Mexico and call them Fast and Scissorous. :0) And it will be covered UP like everything else...Alpeaux
  • snell/G... ALPEAUX 2013/02/03 01:23:14
  • Dj Gill ALPEAUX 2013/02/03 04:39:09
    Dj Gill
    +3
    Why would we sell them to Mexico when most of the Mexicans are already here?
  • Thor Am... Dj Gill 2013/02/03 04:05:09
    Thor American EXPAT n New Guinea
    +3
    But are left handed scissors allowed. Or are they considered "special needs scissors?"
  • Dj Gill Thor Am... 2013/02/03 04:38:29
    Dj Gill
    +2
    Bahahahaha xD
  • snell/G... Thor Am... 2013/02/04 03:49:14
    snell/GOD & COUNTRY-zero cliques
    +4
    assault scissors ....all else fails borrow barry's
    single-blade, serated, single action assault knife....w/scope!
  • Thor Am... snell/G... 2013/02/04 04:19:39
    Thor American EXPAT n New Guinea
    +2
    Holy crap thats funny.
  • snell/G... Dj Gill 2013/02/04 03:47:32 (edited)
    snell/GOD & COUNTRY-zero cliques
    +3
    assault scissors
    .....unless they have a 'cosmetic' (grip) attached....THAT's when they become 'assault'.
  • star Dj Gill 2013/02/04 04:11:19
  • Studied 2013/02/02 01:30:56
    Studied
    +7
    Sure tell us to use scissors while at the same time purchasing over 7000 assault weapons for their personal protection. Are they all insane?
  • lisa Studied 2013/02/02 11:17:52
    lisa
    +4
    Yes, they are and their running our Country!?!
  • timberwolf Studied 2013/02/02 12:56:37
    timberwolf
    +4
    They Are afraid of us real people and they had damn well better be...
  • Donna Studied 2013/02/05 02:09:30
    Donna
    +1
    Maybe they;ll be wearing their scissor-proof vests .... :)
  • ed 2013/02/01 23:39:11
    ed
    +7
    I think they would have better success if they were to use the chalk board eraser.Because the man that has the scissors in his hand is likely to get shot.
  • Cliff 2013/02/01 23:22:12
    Cliff
    +10
    I don't think scissors is going to cut it.

    scissors assault
  • Studied Cliff 2013/02/02 02:02:57
    Studied
    +4
    Besides, aren't sharp scissors banned in school?
  • Cliff Studied 2013/02/02 03:40:12
    Cliff
    +4
    Didn't you hear about the 1st grader that got expelled for moving his fingers like a scissor?
  • timberwolf Cliff 2013/02/02 12:57:59
    timberwolf
    +2
    Good One.... lol..
  • Thor Am... Cliff 2013/02/03 04:08:45
    Thor American EXPAT n New Guinea
    +5
    These are assault scissors because they're black & notice the high capacity finger hole.


    teachers scissors
  • star Thor Am... 2013/02/04 04:15:37
    star
    +1
    Love these funny quotes

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