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Obama Signs JOBS Act: Will It Improve the Job Market?

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President Obama signed a bill on Thursday that will make it easier for small businesses to find investors. The Jumpstart Our Business Startups (JOBS) Act makes it possible for "ordinary Americans ... to go online and invest in entrepreneurs that they believe in," with the hope that small businesses will expand quicker and start hiring. He also hopes the bill will help bridge the gap between Republicans and Democrats, and House Minority Leader Eric Cantor helped sponsor it.

Obama said at the signing ceremony, "I've always said that the true engine of job creation in this country is the private sector, not the government. Our job is to help our companies grow and hire ... That's why I've cut taxes for small businesses over 17 times. That's why every day I'm fighting to make sure America is the best place on Earth to do business." But will the JOBS bill improve the job market? Tell us what you think.

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  • redneck 2012/04/05 22:52:11
    No, it will hurt the job market
    redneck
    +16
    no it won't help until obama care is repealed along with his strong arm the EPA,these are the big problems in creating jobs.The cost of doing business in America has gotten out of control,the insurance companies are raping us.

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  • Franklin Linda 2012/04/06 19:44:37
    Franklin
    ...yea Big Brother is great ...i love living in 1984 and to hell with anyone who dares speak out against the government !
  • Linda Franklin 2012/04/06 19:58:17
    Linda
    +1
    I don't really care what you love or hate. I know that living my life the way I should, good bad or indifferent are my decisions. I don't know why people complain about this country. You all are lucky to be here. I really don't think you'd be satisfied at anytime. You need something to complain about. I guess we Libs are a good enough excuse.
  • gr8punkin 2012/04/06 13:53:40
    The job market will stay the same
    gr8punkin
    +1
    Who has money to invest, that isn't already invested?
  • Franklin gr8punkin 2012/04/06 19:45:02
    Franklin
    +1
    ...anyone favored by liberals / they can use our money !
  • TheR 2012/04/06 13:47:45 (edited)
    The job market will stay the same
    TheR
    Because it is more than just investing in Entrepreneurs. It is about moral conduct, ethical reason, purpose, and legitimacy. Now I have the greatest invention in the World, and refuse to have anything to do with the USA. Why?



    #1.) They will use it as a tax base to fund their crony lying Wars around the world.



    #2.) If they continually support Wall Street Crooks, and Too Big To Fail Banks, and no one is convicted for their crimes in collapsing the Economy, why do I want my Company in such a Screwed Place as America? They will simply steal my Company.



    #3.) If we can't put lying Presidents behind bars, then we know the Whole American Story is a Baked Up Farce. I am not about to start a Business in America, or think buying a home in America is a good idea, when no one is ever held accountable.



    #4.) Too many guns on the Streets. Why do I want to work in America knowing just walking out of my house, I can be shot by a drive by shooter, even on the Thruway.



    #5.) Going to School, to get shot in Class is not my idea of Higher Education. I have seen it personally.



    #6.) The USA will not pay reparations or help rebuild the Countries they illegally invaded. Why do I want to live in such an anarchist Nation?



    #7.) Bush and Cheney lied about Iraq, and Afghanistan, and invaded and killed thousands ...



















    Because it is more than just investing in Entrepreneurs. It is about moral conduct, ethical reason, purpose, and legitimacy. Now I have the greatest invention in the World, and refuse to have anything to do with the USA. Why?



    #1.) They will use it as a tax base to fund their crony lying Wars around the world.



    #2.) If they continually support Wall Street Crooks, and Too Big To Fail Banks, and no one is convicted for their crimes in collapsing the Economy, why do I want my Company in such a Screwed Place as America? They will simply steal my Company.



    #3.) If we can't put lying Presidents behind bars, then we know the Whole American Story is a Baked Up Farce. I am not about to start a Business in America, or think buying a home in America is a good idea, when no one is ever held accountable.



    #4.) Too many guns on the Streets. Why do I want to work in America knowing just walking out of my house, I can be shot by a drive by shooter, even on the Thruway.



    #5.) Going to School, to get shot in Class is not my idea of Higher Education. I have seen it personally.



    #6.) The USA will not pay reparations or help rebuild the Countries they illegally invaded. Why do I want to live in such an anarchist Nation?



    #7.) Bush and Cheney lied about Iraq, and Afghanistan, and invaded and killed thousands of innocent people. Nothing is done about that. Murderers walk the street. Why do I want to work in America? And Obama lied about Libya, which is now torn into 3 separate factions.



    #8.) You need to be on Prozac if you think America is the greatest country in the world. It clearly is the worse. It is nothing but one crime scene and liar after another.



    #9.) Everyone is under constant surveillance, if it is not tracking diodes in your passport, it is tracking your every move from your cell phone, And Camera's are on every corner. There is no freedom, just servitude to a government that only wants Debt.



    #10.) Obama has lied about Change, lied about ending the Wars, and Guantanamo. Says nothing about the 911 inside job, and actually supports the Old Bush Policies. I want nothing to do with a guy who stole my vote. Voting is a joke in America. Everyone knows Romney was crowned by Bush Senior. Romney is a crook, one of the guys who helped crash the economy.



    #11.) No matter what you you say Obama is doing, or Romney will do, will change the fact the Rich only want to rape and steal our minds for their benefit, not yours.



    As Ross Perot said: I hear that large sucking sound, well to me it is a flushing sound, of the American BS Election Machine.
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  • bob 2012/04/06 13:35:58
    Yes, it will improve the job market
    bob
    +4
    Well at least it better than the piss down economics of the 1% that the Republicans are all-ways forcing on us.
  • Franklin bob 2012/04/06 19:46:16
    Franklin
    what did you hate most about America before the democrats took charge in 06 , was it the jobs or the money that EVERY WORKING AMERICAN had ????
  • CAPISCE 2012/04/06 13:33:19
    The job market will stay the same
    CAPISCE
    Not a big Obama fan but it's worth a shot.
  • raine 2012/04/06 13:14:24
    The job market will stay the same
    raine
    +2
    Nothing else he does comes out right so I can't believe this will. I cringe to think what will happen as he continues as president.
  • susan 2012/04/06 13:12:20 (edited)
    The job market will stay the same
    susan
    +1
    None of the above.

    Even if it helps temporarily, it sets up the economy of the country for the same sort of crash we had in 2007-2008.

    If Obama had really understood the real private sector job market in 2008, he would not have ordered Geithner and Bernanke to hand out TARP money to the banks without strings.

    That legislation was intended to shore up the capital of banks that had made loans willy-nillly and had overheated the market, giving them the funds to meet their lending obligations while they cut back on new lending. Instead, Geithner and the US Treasury did the opposite, telling the banks to use it for new loans and to get out of existing real estate and construction loans asap. The banks then termed those existing loans "bad" without cause, sent their foreclosure lawyers in to call good loans, and caused the layoffs of thousands from their jobs and the destruction of small businesses all over the nation.

    A Federal Reserve of St. Louis study showed that 22% of the jobs lost from that fiasco were in the construction industry, with many more in related industries that supply and service the construction industry.
  • Wahvlvke 2012/04/06 13:09:49
    The job market will stay the same
    Wahvlvke
    +2
    until that damn fool is out of office.
  • DavidK 2012/04/06 13:08:07
    No, it will hurt the job market
    DavidK
    +3
    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
    Here is a model separation agreement:
    --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
    --We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
    --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
    --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar ...

















    &&

    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
    Here is a model separation agreement:
    --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
    --We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
    --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
    --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
    --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
    --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
    --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
    --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
    --We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood
    --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
    --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
    --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
    --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
    --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
    --You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
    --We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
    --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
    --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
    --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

    P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

    P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
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  • Phantom 2012/04/06 12:57:43
    Yes, it will improve the job market
    Phantom
    +1
    It will improve the job market, but the right wingers will never admit that fact. If they do, they will give credit to the Rethuglican congress.
  • DavidK Phantom 2012/04/06 13:10:09
    DavidK
    +3
    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
    Here is a model separation agreement:
    --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
    --We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
    --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
    --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and bio...

















    &&

    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
    Here is a model separation agreement:
    --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
    --We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
    --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
    --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
    --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
    --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
    --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
    --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
    --We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood
    --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
    --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
    --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
    --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
    --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
    --You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
    --We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
    --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
    --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
    --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

    P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

    P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
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  • Phantom DavidK 2012/04/06 14:01:04
    Phantom
    +2
    Typical selfish thoughtless "conservative" Your kind would ravish the earth for for all it has to offer , just to satisfy your greed. You remind me of the scum on this earth who would kill the very last rino, or elephant' on earth .
    Remember, We're only here for a little while. It's time to save a little of what's left for our world for our children.
  • JoeBtfsplk Phantom 2012/04/06 17:17:02
    JoeBtfsplk
    I hope you ride a bicycle everywhere you go, and don't use candles.(meaning you go without light all thru night hours)

    no 'store-bought'- food because you survive picking wild berries
    that you never once owned a 'combustion engine' device
    'store-bought' clothing falls into the same category

    We know you avoid those at all costs!

    You wouldn't want to be a hypocrite would you?
  • Phantom JoeBtfsplk 2012/04/06 20:57:38
    Phantom
    +2
    Typical windbag Conservative. Exaggerate everything to get a point across.
  • JoeBtfsplk Phantom 2012/04/06 21:04:31
    JoeBtfsplk
    that your 'ravish' ... wasn't?

    maybe a tie

    definitely not a definitive winner/loser
  • JoeBtfsplk Phantom 2012/04/06 17:18:05
    JoeBtfsplk
    absolutely no TV or toasted bread - WAIT! nevermind! that would mean you bought 'store-bought' bread to be toasted!
  • LeroyRo... Phantom 2012/04/06 17:47:08
    LeroyRogers
    This is what liberals are doing for our children...


    obamas debt

    obamas debt

    obamas debt

    obamas debt

    obamas debt
  • DavidK Phantom 2012/04/06 19:31:35
    DavidK
    Go get a job you bum! Quit looking for a handout and earn your own money!!!!!! I give more in a year then you make in 10! If you don't like it, turn over any money you get to the needy then. loser!
  • Phantom DavidK 2012/04/06 21:00:56
  • DavidK Phantom 2012/04/07 04:18:36
    DavidK
    rotfl!!! My quarterly taxes are more then your government SS yearly checks. Plus, I can see the screwing America is taking by Obama and you libtards and you buy into it!
  • Phantom DavidK 2012/04/07 12:44:18
    Phantom
    If you're doing that well for yourself, what the F%#K are you whining about?????????
  • DavidK Phantom 2012/04/07 15:19:58
    DavidK
    because so much of the tax I pay goes to those to fricken lazy to go out and get their own job!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't drawn a paycheck for almost 4 years now so that my employees can stay employed!!!!!!!! Whats your contribution to society?!?!?!?
  • Phantom DavidK 2012/04/07 16:54:26
    Phantom
    I busted my butt for over 45 years roofing, and made a fantastic living for my employer, just as your employees are doing for your tight ass.
  • DavidK Phantom 2012/04/07 18:35:45 (edited)
    DavidK
    thank that employee for giving you a job you fool! With out employers you would have been living off the government years earlier.
  • Phantom DavidK 2012/04/07 20:44:38
    Phantom
    Unions were created to protect people from jug heads like you.
  • DavidK Phantom 2012/04/08 04:19:34 (edited)
    DavidK
    tell that to the 60 I employ.......at least my union employees know who signs their paycheck!
  • Linda DavidK 2012/04/06 20:02:48
    Linda
    a sign of senility...............repeating oneself..
  • DavidK Linda 2012/04/07 04:19:48
  • LeroyRo... Phantom 2012/04/06 17:44:08
    LeroyRogers
    Just like Clinton got credit for Newt and Company's "Contract With America" turn around. If you remember, we were in a recession in mid-94. Enter the Republican Congress and things improve. But, Clinton takes the credit and the freedom hating media gives it to him. Liberals learned long ago that if you tell the lie enough, the American sheeple will buy it as the truth.

    Liberals either don't know the facts, or they ignore the facts when the facts get in the way of their agenda.
  • Phantom LeroyRo... 2012/04/06 21:04:35
    Phantom
    +1
    All that ever improved with a republican congress was the bank accounts of the republican congress, and a few of the multi millionairs who put them in office.
  • dominic garcia 2012/04/06 12:57:29
    The job market will stay the same
    dominic garcia
    +2
    Obama and his I, I, I, got to start faking a little bi-partisanship. Without a better economy nothing is going to change.
  • SK-LIBE... dominic... 2012/04/06 17:04:02
    SK-LIBERTY OVER EQUALITY
    +1
    He has to find something to sign so that he looks presidential and looks like he's actually working. Underneath the table he probably has his golf shoes on ready to go tee off.
  • dominic... SK-LIBE... 2012/04/07 04:20:07
    dominic garcia
    +1
    You see that too!!!!!
  • SK-LIBE... dominic... 2012/04/07 05:23:21
  • Al C. 2012/04/06 12:36:59 (edited)
    The job market will stay the same
    Al C.
    +2
    It won't do a damn bit of good unless Obama's out of office and the sooner the better!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • EllE 2012/04/06 12:34:17 (edited)
    No, it will hurt the job market
    EllE
    +2
    "make sure America is the best place on Earth to do business"

    Is this why US now in the first place for the highest corporate tax in the world?


    "This gaping disparity means every other country that we compete with for new investment is better situated to land that new investment and the jobs that come with it, because the after-tax return from that investment promises to be higher in those lower-taxed nations.
    Our high rate also makes our businesses prime targets for takeovers by businesses headquartered in foreign countries, because their worldwide profits are no longer subject to the highest-in-the-world U.S. corporate tax rate. Until Congress cuts the rate, more and more iconic U.S. businesses such as Anheuser-Busch will be bought by their foreign competitors.

    Unfortunately, in the face of this tax rate, the Obama Administration is proposing measures that will make matters even worse for U.S. companies. Last week, Vice President Joe Biden proposed a “global minimum tax” in a wrongheaded effort to encourage companies to invest in the United States instead of overseas. Just like the rest of President Obama’s corporate tax policy, it will just make matters worse — punishing firms that seek new opportunities in growing markets by taxing their earnings in those developing markets ev...

    "make sure America is the best place on Earth to do business"

    Is this why US now in the first place for the highest corporate tax in the world?


    "This gaping disparity means every other country that we compete with for new investment is better situated to land that new investment and the jobs that come with it, because the after-tax return from that investment promises to be higher in those lower-taxed nations.
    Our high rate also makes our businesses prime targets for takeovers by businesses headquartered in foreign countries, because their worldwide profits are no longer subject to the highest-in-the-world U.S. corporate tax rate. Until Congress cuts the rate, more and more iconic U.S. businesses such as Anheuser-Busch will be bought by their foreign competitors.

    Unfortunately, in the face of this tax rate, the Obama Administration is proposing measures that will make matters even worse for U.S. companies. Last week, Vice President Joe Biden proposed a “global minimum tax” in a wrongheaded effort to encourage companies to invest in the United States instead of overseas. Just like the rest of President Obama’s corporate tax policy, it will just make matters worse — punishing firms that seek new opportunities in growing markets by taxing their earnings in those developing markets even more heavily than they’re already taxed. The net result will be to make it even more likely that the companies’ assets would go up for sale to overseas firms in order to escape the Obama tax penalty. Unfortunately, America’s workers pay the price for this destructive tax policy.

    Congress should act now to help make America more competitive on the global stage, and it can do so by reducing the corporate tax rate to match or preferably fall below the international average. The U.S. economy is struggling to recover from the global recession, and by lifting the burden of record-high corporate tax rates, Congress can give American companies incentive to grow and expand here at home. If not, the American people can expect to see more companies like Anheuser-Busch bought up by international competitors — and the jobs will go right along with them."
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  • DavidK EllE 2012/04/06 13:12:33
    DavidK
    +2
    The Ant and the Grasshopper


    Two Different Versions
    Two Different Morals


    OL D VERSION
    The ant works hard in the
    withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant is
    a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the ant is warm
    and well fed.

    The grasshopper has
    no food or shelter, so he
    dies out in the cold.


    MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
    Be responsible for yourself!


    MODERN VERSION
    The ant works hard
    in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
    and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant
    is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be
    allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

    CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
    America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

    How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
    is allowed to suffer so?

    Kermit the Frog appears
    on Oprah with the grasshopper
    and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'

    Occupy the Anthill stages a d...















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    The Ant and the Grasshopper


    Two Different Versions
    Two Different Morals


    OL D VERSION
    The ant works hard in the
    withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant is
    a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the ant is warm
    and well fed.

    The grasshopper has
    no food or shelter, so he
    dies out in the cold.


    MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
    Be responsible for yourself!


    MODERN VERSION
    The ant works hard
    in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
    and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant
    is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be
    allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

    CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
    America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

    How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
    is allowed to suffer so?

    Kermit the Frog appears
    on Oprah with the grasshopper
    and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'

    Occupy the Anthill stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the SEIU group singing We Shall Overcome.

    Then Rev Jeremiah Wright
    has the group kneel down to
    pray for the grasshopper's sake,
    while he damns the ants.

    President Obama condemns
    the ant and blames
    President Bush 43,
    President Bush 41,
    President Reagan,
    Christopher Columbus,
    and the Pope
    for the grasshopper's plight.

    Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid
    exclaim in an interview with
    Larry King that the ant has
    gotten rich off the back of the
    grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

    Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &
    Anti-Grasshopper Act
    retroactive to the beginning of
    the summer.

    The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the
    Government Green Czar
    and given to the grasshopper.

    The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

    The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

    The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.

    The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:


    Be careful how you vote in 2012.
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