OBAMA, PELOSI, OTHER LIBERALS DIAGNOSED WITH NEW DISEASE
doofiegirl POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/06/25 23:28:42
House Minority Leader Nancy “Botox” Pelosi has said that Republicans’ pursuit of the truth about “Operation Fast & Furious” is nothing more than an attempt at voter surpression? What? If you question Obama’s policies or his statements you’re considered RACIST. If you are against ILLEGAL immigration, you are a BIGOT. It seems that if you’re in favor of obeying and enforcing our laws, you are a “narrow minded neanderthal”! Black Democrats are saying that Attorney General Eric Holder, Jr’s stonewalling on Operation Fast & Furious is really no big deal! Two men died because of that failed operation, and it’s no big deal?! It seems that Washington has contracted that most deadly of all diseases: ‘Terminal cerebral ambulatory rectal inversion.” It is brought on by stupidity and nourished by ignorance. There is seldom an antidote to this dreaded affliction. It has caused an epidemic in the Democrat Party and has shown some sporatic signs of emerging in the Republican Party’s ranks. Those most susceptible are the liberal or Socialist Progressive type in Washington D.C.. Medical science believes this affliction’s first major carrier was Woodrow Wilson. This affliction then burned its way through a major flair-up during the administration of Franklin D. Roosevelt and then went into hibernation until the Obama adminsitration proved to be fertile soil for its proliferation. Memory lapse is one of the most dangerous symptoms of this disease because it causes severe anxiety at times. Like when you can’t remember that what you said six months ago contradicts what you said today. Worse is a sudden awareness that the lie you told today may have contradicted the lie you told last week. A major memory lapse was displayed by President Obama when he stated that he had visited all “57 ” states when he was running for office. His staff had to inform him that unlike votes, you can only count each state once! TCARI seems to have infected some outside the official corridors of Washington D.C. The likes of Ed Schultz for one. Uncontrollable paranoia, as displayed by Ed right after the unsuccessful recall election in Wisconsin, was clearly on display. Chris Matthews needs to have that tingling in his leg looked at because involuntary muscle reactions caused for basically no reason are DEFINITELY a symptom of TCARI! Come to think of it, the entire staff of MSNBC and NBC itself are showing some very distinct signs of TCARI. NBC’s attempt at falsely editing a Mitt Romney speech is a glaring example of the “stupidity” symptom associate with TCARI, but they may be too far gone for treatment. There is one symptom that has come to the forefront of TCARI, and that is falsely accusing others of “racism”. Now the two best examples of this are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. These two race- hustlers….er, civil rights advocates, only seem to display this symptom when cameras and newspeople are around. It’s a very strange situation. They never display any of these symptoms when the victims are white, only when the victim is black. Must just be a coincidence? I think the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia needs to make TCARI a priority this year, but with the government’s budget situation, who knows?
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