Are you F*cking insane?
Either way, I need to cut you short before this becomes political: I have no political affiliation what-so-ever. I'm not Democrat, Republican, Independent, Green, or any of that ...if anything I'm my own political party -- The Awesome Party.
Regardless, I still think all politicians are douchebags...but that's beside the point. The point is: What the f*ck is wrong with you?! Did I miss something or was there some kind of time warp back to the Cold War and the Red Scare? I don't know why so many dipsh*ts are scared over Obama, you know, AFTER electing him to office. Shouldn't you have been more scared BEFORE he was in office? I watched the elections...everyone did. You couldn't exactly miss anything McCain or Obama said since it was on every goddamn channel, with brain-melting "Breaking Decision 2009 News" interrupting my Seinfeld marathons, and I'm pretty damn sure he's only trying to do exactly what he said he was going to do before he got elected... so, what's the big surprise?? And what's there to be so goddamn scared about anyways, you f*cking hillbillies? The guy hasn't even done anything yet...if anything maybe you should be a little upset that your own [Republican] party is busy cock-blocking everything he's trying to accomplish.
Here's an idea:
Let him F*ck up First
...and THEN you can accuse him of being a gay communist Jew.
Sure, you'd still be horribly wrong, and completely off your rocker, but at least you would have some kind of grounds to base your insane accusations from before losing your You do know that everything the guy might accomplish or change as president is completely reversible if it doesn't work out, don't you? It's not like we're talking amendments to the constitution here. It's just a handful of bills here and there. Dumber sh*t has been passed before, even things that were a direct violation of the constitution (see the Patriot Act), and I don't recall any of you raiding the White House with torches over that. Hell, even Germany stopped being Nazis and turned their entire country around. Just let Obama do his thing, and if it turns out to be sh*t, vote in another president in a few years and let that one fix whatever might be broken.
For f*ck's sake, we voted in Bush for two terms to run the country into the ground, build an era of debt and a deep xenophobism* that will be around for years to come.
* If you're one of the previously mentioned hillbillies, this means being scared of foreigners (ie. Muslims). So, look, he's not gonna eat your children. He's not gonna rape your wife. He's just a politician like the rest of them, but at least he's got a positive message and seems rather legit. He's not the one responsible for ruining the economy, he's not responsible for the "War on Terror", and he hasn't even been in office for 1 year. Which brings me to another thing that's pissing me off... Since when was it not okay for the president to be a person? I don't understand why all of a sudden, with Obama, every jackhole news station thinks that he's not allowed to have opinions or that if he expresses one that anyone should really care what he thinks about Kanye West's behavior or if it was "stupid" or not for some cops in Cambridge to arrest some belligerent professor.
I'm tired of talking about this ...you should be too. This isn't high school -- come to think of it, I don't even remember kids acting this stupid in high school. This isn't even kindergarten-level childishness. This is a whole new level of stupid... unbelievable...unbelievable. Just stop! Grow up, America!