Obama Hates Jobs.

Superman save us 2011/10/16 11:04:02
Washington D.C.- In a surprise announcement made by Press Secretary Jay Carney has confirmed what so many Republicans had already believed, President Obama hates Jobs.

What was thought to be a regular update has turned into a call for Obama's impeachment. When asked by Fox News Chief White House correspondent Ed Henry "What are the Presidents thoughts on Jobs?" Jay Carney simply responded "He hates Jobs."

Ed Henry, who seemed baffled, followed up with "could you go into more details?" Carney said that Obama "has never cared for Jobs, or the business created". Carney went on he said that Obama "wants the businesses to fail" and "they are overrated anyways".

A very confused Henry asked "What exactly is overrated about a job?" Carney a little shaken answered "Oh I thought we were talking about the Steve Jobs".

It was crushing blow to Democrats who had truly believed that Obama was a caring and helping man. Whether this will deter Democrats from voting for him has yet to be seen, but we will know as new polls are released.
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