Obama Has Two Of Everything...

Let’s try to follow this:
First, Obama was born in one hospital in
Hawaii and then it was reported that it was another one.

Then he tells the world there are no birth certificates for
him but later finds the certificate of live birth.

Later he posts the long form birth
certificate on the web even though hospitals issue one or the other, not
both.

While in college he claims to have been born in Kenya and now he claims
Hawaii as his birth place.

When a youngster he used one Social Security number and now he uses
another.

We were told that his mother married a goat herder from North Africa but now
he tells us he was born to a single mom.

So as we recap, it begins to dawn on us just how very special this Usurper
is. He is the only person to ever have been born in two hospitals, the only
born human to ever have two birth certificates, the only man to ever have been
born in two different countries, the only non-imprisoned person to have
two Social Security numbers and now the first being to have been born to both a
married mother and a single mom.

Almost forgot. He is also has Christian and Muslim faiths, he said so.