In his eternal quest to destroy the American economy and bring the “Great Satan” down a few notches, Obama’s EPA is considering regulations that would crack down on…. FARM DUST.

I’m born, raised and live in Brooklyn New York. But my lovely wife of 27 years is pure country by birth. She’s literally, first off the farm since 1705. I know farming people. I like farming people. And I also know that American farm productivity is the wonder of the world. It’s allowed us a host of benefits including inexpensive and plentiful food.

I might also add that what oil is to Saudi Arabia, agriculture and farming is to America. In point of fact, agricultural produce is our biggest export.

So how do you eliminate dust churned up from tilling soil, driving a pickup truck over a dirt road or keeping livestock from thumping their hooves on the ground?

Well, maybe the EPA will mandate our 50 million cattle wear booties. That can also go for the hundred million or so sheep and hogs. And let's not forget a few hundred million chickens.

Like most farmers, my father in law loved his tractor. But that will have to go also. After all, it uses evil gasoline and churns up a good deal of dust, tilling a field for planting.

I know. Maybe we could bring in a few million more illegals from God forsaken areas of the world, hook them up to primitive plows and have them till the soil. It would be a retro thing, going back 2,000 years.

But wait. That would go against the EPA also. On their webpage, Obama’s EPA Administrator Lisa P. Jackson states, it’s “Historically, the low-income and minority communities that carry the greatest environmental burdens.”

Maybe we can go Politically Correct. Obama can hook the elderly and Tea Party people to the plows. Have them pull the plows on their knees so as not to churn up dust with their bare feet.

They wouldn’t last too long and Obama can get rid of his political opponents and an elderly "burden" on Medicare and Social Security. Obama’s new head of Medicare believes in rationed healthcare. When they can’t pull the plough anymore, just put them down.

It all makes such sense under the punitive Obama mindset of reducing America to Third World Status. And it would certainly eliminate a growing voting block that is rapidly viewing Barack Hussein Obama as not only the first President who holds America in disdain, but is incompetently nuts.