Obama Building Secret Tunnel Lair at White House

Nick Name 2011/04/05 12:46:54

What is Pres. Obama secretly building at the White House?

Is Obama building a secret tunnel leading to a new underground lair where
he'll sacrifice small white children to the Devil and smoke cigarettes.
The government would deny this, meaning it's true.

A government spokesperson says, " ... what is being build is just a means of maintaining access to the utilities." As if
construction workers need "access" to the specific things that they're
working on. Implausible, at best.

Crews have poured huge concrete pylons, erected retaining walls and
brought in truckloads of steel I-beams. The construction site has
expanded from in front of the West Wing around to the side and across a
parking lot to the next-door Eisenhower Executive Office Building.

Inevitably, the work has fueled speculation that what's really being built is some secret, new underground lair.

Fresh inquiries by The Associated Press to the General Services
Administration, which is supervising the work, have elicited denials.

What do you think Obama's hiding at the end of his newest secret tunnel?

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  • uncle remus 2011/04/06 11:03:47
    uncle remus
    .........this is old news, the tunnel is where they plan on processing all the White women who are being sold into sex slavery, and it will also serve as the source for all of Obama's forged papers and documents,that are needed to keep the Birther loons occupied.....
  • Nick Name uncle r... 2011/04/06 11:48:04
    Nick Name
    Old news? Why am I always out of the loop on these things?
  • Spizzzo BN-0 2011/04/06 10:54:21
    Spizzzo BN-0
    I think the SH Right-wing majority here would say you are cutting Mr. Obama too much slack--they'd want to know what's REALLY going on, since they are already quite sure of his daily white children sacrifices and are SURE all True Americans know this as well. That's just old news. They'd say something TRULY evil must be going on.
  • Nick Name Spizzzo... 2011/04/06 11:52:53 (edited)
    Nick Name
    You're probably right. The frightwing probably 'just knows' that Obama is already committing ritualistic sacrifice of white children and forcing white women into sex slavery.
    What is the NEW evil taking place in the new lair?
  • Spizzzo... Nick Name 2011/04/14 08:53:59
    Spizzzo BN-0
    Hmm...that's a tough one--just guessing and without a bit of facts to go on (therefore I'm thoroughly prepared and ought to be fully trusted, of course)--I'd say Obama must be willfully consorting with the Devil, and is openly selling children, women, and men into the eternal fires of damnation so that he might get from the devil enough in gold coins to buy his daughters XBox 360s, plus games and widescreen LCD TVs. After all, what else could possibly be going on? I'm only being logical, after all.
  • Nick Name Spizzzo... 2011/04/14 10:44:43 (edited)
    Nick Name
    Completely logical. Wonder what he is doing to get the Kinect controller for the XBox 360s? You got to have that Kinect thingy.
  • Spizzzo... Nick Name 2011/04/24 07:56:12
    Spizzzo BN-0
    Hmm...probably teaching his daughters to sway hypnotically while using the Kinect controller on DDR, or whatever's current--so they may make a profit online by charging for others to watch their avatars in action. Just guessing, of course.
  • Nick Name Spizzzo... 2011/04/24 11:14:02
    Nick Name
    Makes sense to me.
  • Spizzzo... Nick Name 2011/04/29 08:49:45
    Spizzzo BN-0
    It's only common sense, after all. What else could it be?
  • CaseyMays 2011/04/05 13:08:12
    Don't be an ass.
  • Nick Name CaseyMays 2011/04/05 22:11:06
  • GoodEncounter 2011/04/05 12:55:42
    Nothing this man does surprises me. It's typical behavior for him.
  • Nick Name GoodEnc... 2011/04/05 21:48:59 (edited)
    Nick Name
    Building secret tunnel lairs is typical for him? How many tunnels has he built?
  • GoodEnc... Nick Name 2011/04/05 21:50:48
    Hmmmm good question.

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