Obama Building Secret Tunnel Lair at White House
What is Pres. Obama secretly building at the White House?
Is Obama building a secret tunnel leading to a new underground lair where
he'll sacrifice small white children to the Devil and smoke cigarettes.
The government would deny this, meaning it's true.
construction workers need "access" to the specific things that they're
working on. Implausible, at best.
Crews have poured huge concrete pylons, erected retaining walls and
brought in truckloads of steel I-beams. The construction site has
expanded from in front of the West Wing around to the side and across a
parking lot to the next-door Eisenhower Executive Office Building.
Inevitably, the work has fueled speculation that what's really being built is some secret, new underground lair.
Fresh inquiries by The Associated Press to the General Services
Administration, which is supervising the work, have elicited denials.
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