NO NURSING HOME FOR ME !! No nursing home for us

Welshtaff 2012/03/25 23:19:03
NO NURSING HOME FOR ME !! No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a
Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per
day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble. I've already checked
on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and
senior discount, it's $59.23 per night. Breakfast is included, and some have
happy hours in the afternoon. That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner
in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV
movies. Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and
washer-dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free
shampoo and soap. $5 worth of tips a day you'll have the entire staff
scrambling to help you. They treat you like a customer, not a patient.
There's a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free. The handicap bus
will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp). To meet other nice people,
call a church bus on Sundays. For a change of scenery, take the airport
shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there. While you're at the
airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up. It takes
months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation
today. And you're not stuck in one place forever -- you can move from Inn to
Inn, or even from city to city. Want to see Hawaii ? They have Holiday Inn
there too. TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No
problem.. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience. The Inn
has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if
you are ok. If not, they'll call an ambulance or the undertaker. If you
fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will
upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life. And no worries about visits
from family. They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a
few days mini-vacation. The grandkids can use the pool. What more could I ask
for? So, when I reach that golden age, I'll face it with a grin
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  • stevmackey 2012/03/26 22:12:52
    I'll check this in 20 years.
  • JanHopkins 2012/03/26 04:37:52
    What a novel idea! I think I'll stay there too!
  • SneakyPete 2012/03/26 02:00:55
    Great idea..... Never thought about it that way.
  • Patriot Unit 2012/03/26 00:39:10
    Patriot Unit
    Hey that works for me, and I am sure your not limited to just the Holiday Inn for extended stay arrangements.
  • texasred 2012/03/25 23:42:28
    It would have been perfect until Obama screwed with Medicare. But.. that's OK. They'll just put us down like they do horses that break a leg. At least we'll have fun until then.
  • Wanda5245 - Citizen Activis... 2012/03/25 23:23:00
    Wanda5245 - Citizen Activist Who Wants Spunkysmum Back On SH
    Sounds like a plan to me!!

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