No appointments scheduled

Ha ha ha! I love the comic!! Poor yummy turkey! xD

lol poor turkey

awwww... poor turkey!! Too bad he is so Yummy!! :(

I thought we was tlking toikey here

Where there is smoke...
If the hat fits...
What goes up...
What goes around...
Birds of a feather...
A picture speaks...
Actions speak louder than...
The proof is in the...

...Somebody help me finish these, please!

THESE ARE SIMPLE EXPRESSIONS HANDED DOWN THROUGH GENERATIONS TO EMPOWER EVEN THE SIMPLE-MINDED TO CRACK THE ENCRYPTED, HIGH-FLYING POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS & CORRUPTION OF THE DAY... unbeatable Granny technology.

It is a lost survival method found only among wise turkeys today. This cartoon is a wake-up-call!

"Why are there no appointments scheduled for me after Nov. 25th?"
"Why is there no warning label on some of my foods with unpronounceable ingredients?"
"Why is there no news coming out of certain parts of Africa where all electronics begin?"
"If a microwave denatures plastic, what is it doing to my food?"
"Why is my doctor pretending to be trying to heal me if that means he loses a steady customer?"
"Why do we fight sex, drugs and violence in public then go watch sex, drugs and violence on tv?"
"Why am I not writing the answers to these questions myself?"

Why do we fight sex at all, sex is a natural physical activity, and a biological need for all people, that's not something to fight. Why do we put sex in the same category as drugs, and violence? How dumb is that?

Because, like the other things mentioned, sex can be addictive and therefore self-destructive.

WTF?

O.o
*smiles n nods*

Clever cartoon!

JO

To everything there is a plan. Just as long as the bird doesn't have feathers, I plan to eat him.

But did the turkey have a good life while he was living?
Makes a BIG difference.

Awwww... poor turkey. I think you just made me a Vegetarian again!

That cartoon is antisemitic.

Why do you say antisemitic?

Because:

HA!!

That is cute.

What's cute about it?

He doesnt know he is going to die. You dont think its cute or funny?