The sinister shadowy organization behind the much debated New World Order announced that the official formation of the New World Order would have to be put back until 2015 after treasurer, Binky Hawkins, went on a multi-trillion dollar drug fueled bender in the Arab Emirates over the weekend.

“Binky is such a card,” a hooded representative of the New World Order giggled in a rare interview. “We all told him not to mix crack cocaine and horse tranquilizer but you know what Binky's like, he just can't help himself. Before we knew what had happened he'd purchased fifteen man made islands in the Middle East and populated them with hundreds of missing Eastern European teenagers he picked up in an auction in Dubai. What a hoot!”

This incident represents the latest setback in a long line of set backs for the evil corporate over class who control 90% of the world's wealth and resources. The New World Order had hoped to start pressuring major governments to introduce mandatory RFID chipping to their populations under the guise of 'terrorism control', but that will now have to wait until 2015, as funds are now too low to bribe all the necessary law makers.

“I don't know if we really need to bribe anyone, really, it's just the done thing, like tipping your white slave trader,” the hooded figure chortled. “All you really need to do is pay a few people to blow up a major landmark, then throw around the word 'terrorism' for years on end and people do whatever you tell them to. Oh well, guess it's back to fund raising by cultivating drugs in third world nations, selling them to the people of first world nations, then catching and imprisoning them in private prisons for the offense of being users. They say that there's a recession on, but there's money everywhere if you just know where to look.”

Although the launch of the New World Order had been timed to coincide with the much anticipated 2012 'Armageddon Fear-o-Rama', it will now be an event in its own right.

“It won't be the same without the fear of heavenly annihilation, but we'll try to make it memorable,” the shadowy figure said reassuringly. “We'll probably stage the first intercontinental nuclear missile strike or something like that. You know, something that will photograph nicely for the benefit of future generations. Rivers of blood flowing like lava, a mushroom cloud of powdered human bones, something to remind the peons to toe the line and do as they're told.”