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Mollydolly 2008/11/06 07:59:25
It's ok I wasn't planning on going whale fishing anytime soon
How does one get a license to perm?
Ewwwe shaved chest?
I don't get it.
Don't they have breath freshener's in Nebraska?
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Dumb Nebraska Laws
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold

Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M
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  • Miss Lori 2008/11/06 08:18:30
    None of the above
    Miss Lori
    +5
    All I can say is, Nebraska is probably one of the only places on earth where it is perfectly logical to still think that the world must be flat. Nebraska is 430 miles long, and you can practically stand at one end and see the other end. Two famous inventions from Nebraska are exactly like Nebraska. Kool-aid and Cliff notes. Both of them are flat, rectangular packages of a condensed product that almost everyone enjoys at some point, but is slightly embarassed to admit it later.

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  • Cat 2014/07/14 17:36:07
    All of the above
    Cat
    I'd like to know when was the last time any of those laws were enforced and read the trial transcript, especially fishing for whales =D. LOL
  • luckychuck19 2009/06/14 00:02:01
    None of the above
    luckychuck19
    +1
    Nebraska is where I have been basically my whole life and hopefully I see a lot more than just stay cooped up here but I can say I wouldn't trade growing up here for the world, small town, lots of friends, good times right around the corner and a great concert every now and then oh and even though we are not always the greatest I still would like to say GO HUSKERS!!!
  • Jmac 2009/05/19 23:49:58
    None of the above
    Jmac
    +1
    im sorry, i like NE too much
  • igivefreehugz 2009/01/20 23:17:03
    None of the above
    igivefreehugz
    +1
    we dont follow any of those anyways... besides, i havent seen a dude with a shaved chest running around recently so... :?
    and i am offended! :[] nebraska just so happens to have a school district where the grade point average is 4.78...
  • Mollydolly igivefr... 2009/01/21 22:01:16
    Mollydolly
    Meant no offence. Just a joke. I've been doing it with all the states. I'm glad the Pop of Neb is smart.
  • igivefr... Mollydolly 2009/02/12 22:50:33
    igivefreehugz
    +1
    i didnt take the laws offensively, but the top comment one. :]
  • Jmac igivefr... 2009/05/19 23:51:25
    Jmac
    that is kinda offensive, they must have only been in the Platte River Valley because the area around Omaha is really hilly
  • igivefr... Jmac 2009/05/21 13:08:26
    igivefreehugz
    totally.
  • missnoee 2008/11/07 04:18:59
    Ewwwe shaved chest?
    missnoee
    +1
    We've sure come a LONG way ! LOL !
  • AnneMac 2008/11/07 01:07:53 (edited)
    Don't they have breath freshener's in Nebraska?
    AnneMac
    +1
    All of these laws came about at one time or another because someone got riled up enough to go to all the trouble of writing the law and putting it to a vote. In law school, I saw cases go all the way to the Supreme Court over things as petty as $20.

    Well, maybe the whale one is a stretch. Unless they are reacting to whales being overfished internationally, leading to the near demise of some species.

    It goes to show you that laws that may have seemed reasonable to a majority of people in days gone by can look ridiculous now. Times change. People change. Thank GOD laws can change, too!
  • solarGil 2008/11/07 00:16:01
    I don't get it.
    solarGil
    +1
    How can you whale fish in Nebraska? I thought whales lived in oceans. LOL.
  • Mollydolly solarGil 2008/11/07 02:49:14
    Mollydolly
    i thought that was the funniest thing. I was like wait a minute they are land locked. what a hoot.
  • KaryKitty 2008/11/06 23:26:57
    All of the above
    KaryKitty
    +1
    i was never even planning on going there
  • Mollydolly KaryKitty 2008/11/07 02:49:36
    Mollydolly
    Skittle it's good to see you. glad you are back. missed ya.
  • KaryKitty Mollydolly 2008/11/08 23:00:32
    KaryKitty
    +1
    i now its been for EVER!!!
    but im back and better than ever
  • Mollydolly KaryKitty 2008/11/09 04:41:09
    Mollydolly
    glad to hear that. Were you sick? or just avoiding the insanity here?
  • KaryKitty Mollydolly 2008/11/09 06:42:52
    KaryKitty
    +1
    ummm.....
    LETS JUST SAY I WAS OUT DOIN BUISNESS
    LOL :]
    AND ILL POST MY NEW PIC IN A SEC.
    O.K?
  • Mollydolly KaryKitty 2008/11/09 07:44:39
    Mollydolly
    OK Buisness lady. Same pose still not looking at the camera but much better focus. very sexy.
  • KaryKitty Mollydolly 2008/11/09 22:21:18
    KaryKitty
    +1
    thank you
    i look so hot
    haha
    but im not that white ok
  • Mollydolly KaryKitty 2008/11/09 23:58:19
    Mollydolly
    I didn't think so. Which is not a bad thing. Just don't do a michael jackson ok?
  • KaryKitty Mollydolly 2008/11/10 04:31:01 (edited)
    KaryKitty
    +1
    ALRIGHT!!HAHA alrighthaha
    HEY THIS PIC KINDA LOOKS LIKE MINE!!
  • Mollydolly KaryKitty 2008/11/10 05:02:42
    Mollydolly
    uh oh but you are much cuter and not so scarey. I just loved him when he was little and feel for him now.
  • KaryKitty Mollydolly 2008/11/11 02:22:09
    KaryKitty
    +1
    yeah me too
    but i guess he wanted to look like peter pan or something
    atleast thats what i think
  • NarcolepticGoat 2008/11/06 19:03:29
    None of the above
    NarcolepticGoat
    +1
    Whales? They have a problem with people hunting whales?
    Where? The Platte?

    I mean... please... whales??
  • Lunacat 2008/11/06 16:21:24
    How does one get a license to perm?
    Lunacat
    +4
    my mom gave me some perms that I definitely think she should of been arrested for.
  • Mollydolly Lunacat 2008/11/06 20:01:18
    Mollydolly
    +2
    omg do we have the same mother?
  • Eddie 2008/11/06 14:54:23 (edited)
    All of the above
    Eddie
    +2
    But I wanna catch a whale.
  • Gramma1945 Eddie 2008/11/06 17:30:59
  • Hula girl - Friends not Fol... 2008/11/06 10:18:27
    None of the above
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    +1
    See what happens when you get stupid people in office making laws...our sentiments exactly....thank you.
  • Mr. Basket 2008/11/06 08:50:35
    All of the above
    Mr. Basket
    +1


    it's ok...i can mock them 'cause i lived there for 3ish years.
  • Jmac Mr. Basket 2009/05/19 23:53:32
    Jmac
    +1
    its true tho, our football team is crap, though our girls volleyball team is pretty dang good
  • Mr. Basket Jmac 2009/05/20 00:06:26
    Mr. Basket
    lol that's what I hear!
  • Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥ 2008/11/06 08:48:16
    None of the above
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    +2
    Yeah! Free donut holes!

    yeah free donut holes
  • Narcole... Dave Sa... 2008/11/06 19:05:54
    NarcolepticGoat
    +1
    you illegal substance dealer you!
  • Jmac Dave Sa... 2009/05/19 23:54:52
    Jmac
    +1
    well im in Nebraska and i just saw donut holes at Wally world!!! (i think only the one town has that law...
  • MOM 2008/11/06 08:46:40
  • De'~ 2008/11/06 08:28:05
    It's ok I wasn't planning on going whale fishing anytime soon
    De'~
    +2
    "Call them cops, hey that kid burped!" planning whale fishing anytime cops hey kid burped
  • Mollydolly De'~ 2008/11/06 08:39:18
  • Miss Lori 2008/11/06 08:18:30
    None of the above
    Miss Lori
    +5
    All I can say is, Nebraska is probably one of the only places on earth where it is perfectly logical to still think that the world must be flat. Nebraska is 430 miles long, and you can practically stand at one end and see the other end. Two famous inventions from Nebraska are exactly like Nebraska. Kool-aid and Cliff notes. Both of them are flat, rectangular packages of a condensed product that almost everyone enjoys at some point, but is slightly embarassed to admit it later.
  • Mollydolly Miss Lori 2008/11/06 08:39:47
    Mollydolly
    +2
    Lori you just crack me up.

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