MSNBC NEWS FLASH!
vs Little Girl… And A Christian
A man is walking through the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries
to pull her inside to devour her right in front the little girl's screaming
The man runs to the cage, hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion
jumps back letting go of the girl and the man returns her to her terrified
A reporter has seen the whole scene and says
to the rescuer: 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do
in my whole life.'
'Why, it was nothing,' said the man.
'Really, the lion was behind bars and I knew God would protect me just as He
did Daniel in the lions den long, long ago. I just saw this little kid in
danger, and acted as I felt was right.'
'I noticed a bible in your pocket. Are you a
Republican,' asked the journalist.
'Yes, and I'm a Christian on my way to a
bible study,' the man replies.
'Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed... I'm a journalist and this story will be on tonight’s MSNBC, CBS,
ABC, and CNN prime time broadcast. The journalist leaves.
That night the man turns on MSNBC to see if
it indeed brings news of his actions, and the lead story went like this: "Right Wing Republican Christian Fundamentalist
Assaults African Immigrant and Steals His Lunch."
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