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Mrs. maggot's Reflections on the Death of the Big Gulp or When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade!

Mrs. maggot 2012/06/01 20:54:41

Is there any common sense left in this world? Banning the Big Gulp has got to be the dumbest idea yet!

When the maggot family shops, we sometimes get ONE 32oz drink and four straws....it is economical, environmentally friendly, and much easier than 4 people carrying 4 smaller cups around the grocery store while pushing a loaded cart.

When we go to the Theatre we get one enormous pop corn and the bucket of beverage, it still costs the better part of twenty dollars....but it is enough for all four!

When we are "a little strapped for cash" we buy 2 litre bottles instead of 12 packs, will this new infringement on rights end up costing everyone more, or will people just stop ordering drinks at restaurants and bistros, and convienence stores?

I'm kind of a smart alec, even though I usually order water when I eat out, and split sodas with other members of my family, this new nanny state makes me want nothing more than to buy an entire case of soda and a bag of ice and a red solo cup and sit in my car in front of these establishments gleefully pouring cup after cup! As a matter of fact I think from now on when they ask me if I want a drink, I'll pull a gallon jug of the cheap fruit punch from the dollar store out of my enormous "Mom purse" and say "no thanks, I've got my own."

How about this! I might even put a half a cup of refined white sugar in a plastic container along with a fresh lemon and make lemonade right in front of them after ordering a large glass of H2O.

Take that Nanny Bloomberg.

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  • Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆ 2012/06/01 22:51:02
    Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆
    +10
    The whole government needs to be told to mind its own business. The business of government is protecting people from burglars, robbers, rapists, and killers. Not running around checking the size of our drinks.

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  • ScottyG - Faqueue 2012/06/08 21:30:50
    ScottyG - Faqueue
    +2
    Dennis Miller said it best. "Bloomberg is just jealous of the 32 oz. big gulp because it's bigger than he is and he can't reach the rim."
  • Mrs. ma... ScottyG... 2012/06/08 22:52:14
  • ScottyG... Mrs. ma... 2012/06/09 16:28:17
    ScottyG - Faqueue
    +2
    Now, now, we don't want him to ban those too! Kid's actually have fun playing ball.
  • cindy 2012/06/05 19:44:58
    cindy
    +2
    luv it !
  • wolfshadow 2012/06/05 07:26:49
    wolfshadow
    +2
    Some places voted the government into our bedrooms so now they move into the kitchen.

    I say it's time to fire them all and start from scratch... make them read the constitution before they can pass any laws.
  • gvc 2012/06/05 04:10:16
    gvc
    +3
    Hahaha Love it!
  • Striker 2012/06/05 03:39:39
    Striker
    +3
    Which means we sure need a lot more lemonade these days!
  • BornToBeWild 2012/06/05 03:33:28 (edited)
    BornToBeWild
    +3
    BRAVO....BRAVO!!!! : )
    Its a Dictation head banger!
  • Prairie Wind 2012/06/04 05:29:02
    Prairie Wind
    +3
    Another example of Bloomberg kising Michelles's butt!
  • Red_Horse 2012/06/03 21:53:07
  • Chi~Cat 2012/06/03 18:20:56
    Chi~Cat
    +4
    I propose giving them a

    big gulp barrel
  • FeedFwd 2012/06/03 00:31:54
    FeedFwd
    +3
    What? You don't think he knows better than us what is best for us?? ;)
  • The Birdman 2012/06/02 23:09:19
    The Birdman
    +6
    It's all one little step at a time to see just how much they can take from the citizens before we start to revolt against them! One thing leads to another and another until you don't realize what's gone from your life by their hands, and by that time it's too late, we've given them all they need to step into every fking aspect of our lives!
  • Mrs. ma... The Bir... 2012/06/02 23:18:06
    Mrs. maggot
    +2
    Exactly.
  • ScottyG - Faqueue 2012/06/02 16:26:49
    ScottyG - Faqueue
    +5
    How ironic was it to ban big sodas one day and have national doughnut day the next.

    Was it bad timing or was he personally just pointing out how hypocritical he really is?

    When these 2 events are back to back I have only one question. Do you think NY people are too stupid to see this irony?
  • Mrs. ma... ScottyG... 2012/06/02 16:30:53
    Mrs. maggot
    +3
    Over 3 million people have moved out of NY...gee, go figure!
  • ScottyG... Mrs. ma... 2012/06/02 16:50:27
    ScottyG - Faqueue
    +4
    And 189,000 millionaires have left the US. Go figure.
  • damnyoumaggot 2012/06/02 11:59:11
  • sglmom 2012/06/02 11:03:09
    sglmom
    +7
    Yep .. the Bloomie .. is all about the TAX Dollars .. it is NOT about health at all -- after all .. NYC has a very punishing city tax indeed

    (Hey, you're not the ONLY one who definitely knows how to make a penny squeal .. I've done the same .. get the giant size and share with the kiddies when they were young too!)

    Have Fun Mrs M! Enjoy your Red Solo Cup!
  • Plantgypc 2012/06/02 02:33:12
    Plantgypc
    +6
    I made one of these today. A lemon cake with raspberry in the middle.


    lemon cake with raspberry in the middle
  • Mrs. ma... Plantgypc 2012/06/02 12:50:05
    Mrs. maggot
    +1
    That looks delicious!
  • Plantgypc Mrs. ma... 2012/06/02 21:42:06
    Plantgypc
    +1
    It is.
  • wolfshadow Plantgypc 2012/06/05 07:28:32
    wolfshadow
    +2
    damn that looks good....
  • Maria R 2012/06/02 01:35:50
    Maria R
    +4
    Bloomberg is a f**king Hitler in the making. Do as I say because I say so should be his motto....and he's at some big donut thing today. What a pompous A*s
  • Defend ... Maria R 2012/06/02 02:08:10
    Defend Western Civlization
    +5
    bloomberg is trying to be like comrade obummer
  • Gracie - Proud Conservative 2012/06/02 00:40:06
    Gracie - Proud Conservative
    +6
    The difference between you and the people of NYC is that you didn't vote for the rich liberal elitist who thinks he can save us from ourselves, one big gulp at a time! Can you imagine going to a convenience store in Kathleen and telling some guy he can't buy one because it's not good for him? LMAO!
  • Mrs. ma... Gracie ... 2012/06/02 01:03:26
    Mrs. maggot
    +4
    Acutally, I can!!!!!!!! LMAO...ROF!
  • Mark P. 2012/06/01 23:43:29
    Mark P.
    +4
    Are they gonna ban 2 liter bottles and large cups to make sure I don't quench my thirst. I wonder if they will allow me to buy more than one 12 ounce can or bottle at a time? Bloomberg...F#$^ off.
  • Mrs. ma... Mark P. 2012/06/01 23:47:23
    Mrs. maggot
    +5
    From what I understand...you won't be able to buy a 20oz drink at MickeyD's....but you can buy a whole sack of Dbl QP's with Chz and then go across the street to the CVS and buy a 2 liter. WTH
  • Mark P. Mrs. ma... 2012/06/02 01:14:10
    Mark P.
    +4
    Makes your head hurt doesn't it?
  • JoeM 2012/06/01 23:11:15
    JoeM
    +4
    The real question is: How about the 22oz mugs of beer???? they better not touch the good stuff with this dumb law...

    And on the subject of Soda Pop... let me take you back to a conversation from the early 60's.........

    A real Coke is 7.5 ozs. that is all you need for a burger. and the bottles look cool. I hear they may be coming out with a huge new size. Can you believe it? 12 Ozs all in one bottle, like almost double a real Coke.

    I am not fooled, the new size cost a dime and is less than double the real size that only cost a nickel.
  • Mrs. ma... JoeM 2012/06/01 23:13:10
  • FeedFwd Mrs. ma... 2012/06/03 00:33:01
    FeedFwd
    +2
    Ahhhh!!!! a yard of beer! Yummmmmmm!
  • wolfshadow JoeM 2012/06/05 07:30:29
    wolfshadow
    +1
    12 oz... in ONE bottle.... that's gotta be a rumor... they'd never do that.

    Who needs to drink 12 oz. at once?

    =P
  • Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆ 2012/06/01 22:51:02
    Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆
    +10
    The whole government needs to be told to mind its own business. The business of government is protecting people from burglars, robbers, rapists, and killers. Not running around checking the size of our drinks.
  • BornToB... Temlako... 2012/06/05 03:40:32 (edited)
    BornToBeWild
    +1
    They are listening, as they keep claiming, with their deaf ear!
  • Mikel_mad2002 2012/06/01 22:35:11
    Mikel_mad2002
    +4
    Once again, health and safety madness strikes!
  • Chi~Cat Mikel_m... 2012/06/03 18:21:49
    Chi~Cat
    +2
    Does that mean we have to start doing the "time warp?"
  • Mrs. ma... Chi~Cat 2012/06/03 19:01:12
  • Chi~Cat Mrs. ma... 2012/06/03 19:03:21
    Chi~Cat
    +1
    Right on, We use to go to the Biograph! It was astoundingly FUN!

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