Mitt Romney Plays Up Hispanic Heritage At Taco Bell Drive Thru

Charleston, South Carolina (HAHAJK) — Reports are coming in from the Greater Charleston Area that Republican Presidential front-runner Mitt Romney wore a sombrero to local Taco Bell in hopes that it would show off his Mexican heritage — which many people are not aware of.

Mitt Romney shows off his Mexican side at a South Carolina Taco Bell

“Yes I would like to order the numero tres combo meal, amigo,” Romney
reportedly told the drive-thru window attendant. “I would like mucho
napkins and a grande Mountain Dew.”

Reporters were on hand to see the former Massachusetts governor
flaunt his limited knowledge of the Spanish language and culture as he
hoped it would gain support among the country’s Hispanic residents.

After ordering, Romney pulled his car forward, paid, and said, “Gracias” loud enough for the media to get a good sound bite.

“I hope voters run to the border to vote for me,” he finished, later realizing what he had just said made absolutely no sense.