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Southern Man 2009/03/01 14:17:57
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Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less
sensitive.

So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good
find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud-dirty-white-tank-top-wearing-with-her-big-gutt-haning-out nasty-coyote ugly-toothless woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. (You know we have them in Nebraska!)

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly, nasty woman / thing stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,
they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell
would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard
to believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work........ soooo maybe I'll go fishing
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  • Dale 2009/03/01 14:25:17
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    Maxine has a knack for telling it like it is, even her "man hater" takes on life. Thanks for the post.

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  • AmethystRose 2009/05/08 00:27:13
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    My husaband brought this joke home and I thought it was really funny! But then you have to love Maxine. She is quite the character!
  • ro 2009/03/02 12:38:05
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    and I like the fruitcake lady too.
  • wiszard 2009/03/02 00:46:29
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    I love Maxine.

    lmao love maxine
  • Southern Lady Anita 2009/03/01 22:16:40
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    I absolutely love Maxine!

    lmao absolutely love maxine
  • lucy 2009/03/01 21:33:55
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    Love my maxine jokes. She's just too smart for her britches...hehehhe!..Thanks for sharing this one. Served the loud-dirty-white-tank-top-wea... nasty-coyote ugly-toothless woman right! shes smart britches hehehhe sharing served loud-dirty-white-tank-top-wea nasty-coyote ugly-toothless woman
  • CeeCee47 2009/03/01 19:13:58
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    Love Maxine, too funny.
  • lina 2009/03/01 16:42:08
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    THATS WONDERFUL, WAY TO GO I LOVE MAXINE
  • Firekitty ∞ijm♥G☮F♀U∞ 2009/03/01 14:36:46
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    You are to much.LOL...
  • cupcake " In God We Trust" 2009/03/01 14:30:02
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    that is really good! I like Maxine.
  • Dale 2009/03/01 14:25:17
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    Maxine has a knack for telling it like it is, even her "man hater" takes on life. Thanks for the post.

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