Man Arrested For Speaking 'LOLCat' in Court: Is this man an idiot?

by SenorBabyMan Posted March 18, 2009 02:10:07

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	Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot	100 votes	74%
	No. This LOLCat man is my new hero	35 votes	26%

Authorities arrested a 36-year-old man, who's name was requested to be anonymous, for appearing to court high on PCP and speaking what is known to be in cyberculture as "LOLCat" language or "LOLSpeak." After appearing in a court in Tampa Florida, the man showed up to court eating a McDonald's Cheeseburger. Sheriff John Ricket asked the man to dump his cheeseburger because food and drinks are strictly prohibited during court session. The man replied with, "I can has my cheeseburger." Sheriff Ricket took the stupid response seriously and handcuffed the man, dumping his cheeseburger and confiscating 5 grams of powder-formed PCP from his pocket. The man was immediately arrested and he's now facing multiple charges for appearing to court high, disturbance of peace, and possession of illegal drugs. LOLSpeaking man was attending court in the first to place to fight two speeding traffic tickets.

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La Saria March 18, 2009 02:22:39

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

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Louis April 25, 2011 13:53:15
gypsy.pirate13 April 03, 2011 20:46:19

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

LOLcat man was not arrested for speaking LOLspeak. He was arrested for having an illegal drug and for mouthing off to the cop. The fact that he was speaking LOLspeak is irrelevant.

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Bob1987s November 27, 2009 15:22:01

No. This LOLCat man is my new hero

PCP just makes the best drug stories. Guy on heroin or pot, he just sits there. Guy on meth or crack just tweaks for more. PCP guy, He walks naked into court to pay a traffic ticket and speaks Icanhazcheezburger. You gotta love it. Shoulda just let him have his cheeseburger before he came at you with the strength of ten lunatics on steroids.

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jer June 09, 2009 23:34:06

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

freaks were around since Jesus-and they aren't going away, just wish we were'nt so fascinated by them.

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MGN May 19, 2009 02:30:55

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

People who actually talk like that are morons.

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jellyfish April 13, 2009 18:22:40

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

Wow, that's really learning from your mistakes! What idiot does PCP knowadays anyhow?

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Kino April 01, 2009 20:46:47

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

High on PCP? Dude, this isn't the freakin' 70's!

PSA: This is your brain. This is your brain on LOLcats. Any questions?

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RacheallRenaissance<33 March 27, 2009 00:38:43

No. This LOLCat man is my new hero

+1
I would deff do that!

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SkyBluePink March 23, 2009 20:06:23

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

Wow

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Cookie-chan ~Love Like This~ March 22, 2009 23:20:59

No. This LOLCat man is my new hero

He is pwnsome :D

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balance March 22, 2009 17:14:54

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

How can anyone defend this drugged up moron? I also just heard about a lawyer who went to court to defend someone while he was drunk and claimed he was in an accident and it gave him a cuncussion, and thats why he was slurring his speach. IN A COURTROOM? Thats like punching a cop at a police station. IDIOT!

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Louis to balance April 25, 2011 13:44:35

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People defend this moron because what he did was very funny. If you can't comprehend that the stupidity of others is entertaining to most people, you shouldn't be on the internet. Also, about the lawyer, he was probably drunk because he knew his case was pointless. He lied, because if he said he was drunk he would be fired. And being drunk in a courtroom is nothing like punching a police officer in the face, you idiot. Being drunk in court is contempt of court, punching a police officer is assaulting a public servant. Maybe you should try to think before you start running your mouth.

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Frodo59 March 21, 2009 00:20:49

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

Put him away long enough to get the drugs out of his system. NOT a hero to anyone.

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Mad Hatter love <3 March 20, 2009 22:39:15

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

if you show up high on ANYTHING to court you are gonna be arrested im pretty sure...but to speak in 'lolcat' is just showing how stupid you truly are.

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Ashley March 20, 2009 22:15:14

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

+1
Everything he did was idiotic.

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turtledove123 March 20, 2009 14:01:03

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

I dont care that he was speaking LOLCat. That was funny, but why did the nut take drugs into the courtroom? I wonder if he was high when he got the traffic tickets? No wonder he got them! He needs to learn that there are things you dont do high, driving and coming to court. He is funny, though.

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XspecialX March 20, 2009 05:19:34

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

'i can has my cheeseburger.' hah. i thought our education system was a bit better.

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Eddie~ P.H.A.E.T ~ Obama 2012 March 20, 2009 05:18:58

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

How stupid can one be, lmfao.

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Notty March 19, 2009 23:33:55

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

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Well, showing up to court high on PCP is pretty stupid in the first place. I think he deserves it.

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allergik2love March 19, 2009 21:38:29

No. This LOLCat man is my new hero

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i dnt get how its so bad
i find it funny in a way

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LadyKonFuze March 19, 2009 21:26:43

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

JACKASS! He knew he was going to court, so he does a lil' PCP, has a cheese burger and he'll be pals with the judge "LOL"

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Mister Six March 19, 2009 19:47:48

No. This LOLCat man is my new hero

+1
That's just fucking terrific. They need to release his name so I can worship him.

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Ms Missy March 19, 2009 16:59:33

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

+1
PCP and the internet...not good...not good.

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agentchewy March 19, 2009 05:16:36

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

umm... if he was really high at that time then he really deserved that

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Rowbin March 19, 2009 04:06:52

No. This LOLCat man is my new hero

+2
Hell, I'd let the guy have his goddamn cheezeburgah. We all gotsta eat

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The Reeses Cup March 19, 2009 02:47:21

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

and I love the picture =D

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cherokeefox March 19, 2009 02:03:35

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

sorry don't know anything about this

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waverleyW3RD March 19, 2009 00:03:59

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

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theres i time to be serious.
he didn´t know that.
what a fool!

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Mikitty☆彡(SHARP) BN-0-WAWU March 18, 2009 23:34:49

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

...LMAO!!!!!

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Chuck March 18, 2009 23:30:32

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

What kind of idiocy does it take to show up to court high when you're trying to prove that you DIDN'T break the law?

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ishqboli March 18, 2009 23:09:57

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

+3
but man is that funny! i think after they took the cheezburger, he should have yelled "nooooo they be stealin mah cheezburger"

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e.V.(♥Queen of Doom♥) March 18, 2009 22:28:37 (edited)

No. This LOLCat man is my new hero

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not an idiot - he's an insane & brain damaged addict as well as a walking advertisement for why NOT to do PCP!

This is both funny as hell and really really sad at the same time.

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Nae Nae March 18, 2009 21:55:14

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

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Seriously! You walk in to COURT with a CHEESEBURGER and PCP in your POCKET!!!!!!!!!!!! You dumb***! You deserve it. Although, to tell you the truth, it's funny. LOL, man. LOL.

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shellydraven March 18, 2009 21:44:13

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

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T'is very funny. What he said wasn't the dumb part, althought he should have known better than to say it to a judge, in a court room. -_-. But bringing drugs INTO COURT! :O What kind of a GRADE A Dumb Bum Does That?!

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DeansVixen7 March 18, 2009 21:29:45

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

+1
But it's funny!!

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Simply Cara March 18, 2009 21:25:01

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

But that's really funny.

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Shara ♥ March 18, 2009 21:24:31

No. This LOLCat man is my new hero

Haha! this guy is extremely stupid then again that cop needs to lighten up! It was just a joke!

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Rosalie March 18, 2009 21:14:55

Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot

clearly a cyberculture IDIOT !!!!!!!

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Michael March 18, 2009 20:36:39
James March 18, 2009 19:58:41

No. This LOLCat man is my new hero

They want him court? Maybe he can't handle it unless he's high?

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