Man Again Busted For Sex With Teddy Bear

by (▪‿▪)DoctorWhoGuru(▪‿▪) Posted 2012/06/16 03:53:20

Related Topics: Sex, WTF, Ohio, Disorderly Conduct, Record, Mug Shot, Employees, Clinic, Wednesday, Shot, Health

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For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear, records show.

Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after employees at a health clinic spotted him pleasuring himself in an alley. Marshall, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was cited for disorderly conduct.

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Wanderer 2012/06/16 07:01:17

Poor Teddy Bear

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NOOoooooo!! Not Teddy....OMG!! That's unBearable....
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Magical Mushroom 2012/06/22 17:39:13

Poor Teddy Bear

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flyingseaturtle BN 2012/06/21 02:55:44

Poor Teddy Bear

+1
Ewe

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disclaimer 2012/06/19 04:06:54
jaydenvdv 2012/06/18 06:01:18

WTF

+1
See there is just something not right with that man. Either steralize him or kill him

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Kuruptsoul 2012/06/18 01:14:57

WTF

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Maybe he was raping this bear as payback..

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MissAsianCherryBlossom 2012/06/17 21:52:58

WTF

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well he had to get rid of his Horniness :/

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☂cinderella.dress.in.yellow☂ 2012/06/16 23:26:57

WTF

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it's just a bear it's not real sheesh

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BongRipper to ☂cinder... 2012/06/17 01:12:30

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I think you missed the part where it said he was masturbating in public

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☂cinder... to BongRipper 2012/06/17 02:13:54

+1
well of cousre that's bad

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Mark 2012/06/16 18:32:30

WTF

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Why has he been arrested for a 4th time on the same offence? Once a warning and fine, second time jail.

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Waiting in the Wings 2012/06/16 17:41:50

Poor Teddy Bear

+1
I love teddy bears, but having sex with a bear? I'm not a weirdo and sex with live human beings is much better.

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:)SuperGirl(: 2012/06/16 16:32:52

WTF

+1
People are creeps!

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Freeranger 2012/06/16 15:22:52

WTF

+5
I'm all for Teddy's, but bears? Sounds like faux beastiality.

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All Ame... to Freeranger 2012/06/16 17:00:19

+1
My kind of teddy.

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Freeranger to All Ame... 2012/06/16 19:02:15

+1
Aye mate!

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All Ame... to Freeranger 2012/06/16 20:16:20

You have to share her.

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Freeranger to All Ame... 2012/06/16 20:49:19

any pirate worth his salt is going to defend his illegally gotten booty my friend.

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All Ame... to Freeranger 2012/06/16 20:50:59

I challenge ye to a duel.

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Freeranger to All Ame... 2012/06/16 21:02:31

Very well.........but know that, having been a subordinate of Edward Teach, I shall carve thee to peeces, and keelhaul the remnants

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All Ame... to Freeranger 2012/06/16 21:20:15

Ok, I'll just get my own then.

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Freeranger to All Ame... 2012/06/17 02:02:19

Ha! Good one

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BritPunk to All Ame... 2012/06/16 19:57:32

Without the fake boobies and after a few sammiches :-)

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S. Gompers 2012/06/16 15:15:51

Poor Teddy Bear

+2
There are some strange birds around here.

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/06/16 14:46:57

WTF

+4
never heard of anyone having that kind of Fixation towards his Teddy Bear

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BritPunk to BIG BAD... 2012/06/16 19:58:30

Oh my goshness, there's some mixed messages :-)

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cmdrbnd007 2012/06/16 13:05:32

WTF

+4
What a freaken pervert!

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All American 2012/06/16 12:16:36

WTF

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I've always said that sex between a man and a bear should be behind closed doors, not in public. What's wrong with people these days?

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cmdrbnd007 to All Ame... 2012/06/17 12:42:13

+1
And it should be a live bear. lol

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All Ame... to cmdrbnd007 2012/06/17 12:55:56

+1
Yeah, it just ain't the same if it ain't real.

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cmdrbnd007 to All Ame... 2012/06/17 13:00:48

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LOL, There may not be a very happy ending for that guy.

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BritPunk 2012/06/16 11:58:51

Poor Teddy Bear

+4
Unless he was asking for it of course!!

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ColourfulxRain 2012/06/16 11:49:45

Poor Teddy Bear

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lurx: the soda jerk 2012/06/16 11:21:38 (edited)

WTF

+3

...just another case of entrapment.

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beach bum 2012/06/16 10:55:40

Poor Teddy Bear

+2
sicko or the definition of it

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AL 2012/06/16 07:53:14

WTF

+3
Damn liberals! Give them Gay Marriage- and then whats to stop them from screwing their own teddy Bears in public?

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Scooter 2012/06/16 07:30:50 (edited)

WTF

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Well all I have to say is that it is better than the guy who LOVES on his car I saw on My Strange Addiction!! It's not even a cool car, and he named it Chase..FFS!!!

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rosesvengeance BN-0 2012/06/16 07:23:36

Poor Teddy Bear

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Luv♥Luv 2012/06/16 07:20:22

Poor Teddy Bear

+3
Poor Teddy!! He's got to be really sore by now.

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AL to Luv♥Luv 2012/06/16 07:56:02

+2
He heard he Screwed the cotton out of poor old teddy as well!

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Luv♥Luv to AL 2012/06/16 08:00:34

+1
Well someone needs to rush Teddy to the ER! LOL

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