LAYOFF NOTICE
apachehellfire65
2010/04/10 13:07:36
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty (60) of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did..... I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty "Obama" bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have
decided these folks will be the ones to let go... I can't think of a
more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted for change......I'll give it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty (60) of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did..... I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty "Obama" bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have
decided these folks will be the ones to let go... I can't think of a
more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted for change......I'll give it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS





















Brace yourself for the uproar.
But this is better! If I could have figured out a way to select only Carter voters, I sure would have.
Sometimes a content people are taken advantage of. Sometimes we trust too much, Sometimes we expect honesty.
I always think back, there was a time I trusted everybody, then there was a time I trusted maybe half. Now, after being exposed 66 years hard to find someone to trust, I did not vote Obama, grudgingly McCain, Too many lies, and secrets when he was running. avoiding unemployment keeps the unemployment high, Obama creates crisis, creates demons, increases government control. wants to get like Europe very high unemployment. So he will find someone , something to blame but he will not go for lower unemployment, remember it leaked from the white house. "never let a crisis go to waste" Sometimes truth comes out.
and then there's bastard card...