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Vault Dweller 101 ~In Flames I Trust~ 2008/08/22 21:06:32
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  • Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥ 2008/08/23 18:11:56
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    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
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    In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not. . . .
    "That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world. He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not. He came unto his own, and his own received him not. But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth." (John 1:1-5,9-14)

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  • CookieNinjaDino! 2008/11/28 21:03:32
    Jesus
    CookieNinjaDino!
    +2
    I dont get your question but I'm goin ta pick the one that isn't from South Park
  • Barefoot Peace and Love∞ijm... 2008/11/23 20:48:05
    Jesus
    Barefoot Peace and Love∞ijm♥☮♥∞
    +2
    Jesus, the Lord God Almighty
  • superninjajedisuperhero 2008/11/22 05:03:26 (edited)
    JESUS
    superninjajedisuperhero
    +2
    praise jebus! (simpsons) XD
    sorry i just have to say this: my church teachers are on mythical jesus crack, they would pick the first one
  • gfreema... superni... 2008/12/09 16:14:43
    gfreeman BN-0
    +2
    Mythical Jesus Crack! Where do I get some!

    mythical jesus crack
  • superni... gfreema... 2008/12/12 02:36:17
    superninjajedisuperhero
    +1
    they sell it in the back alley before church, so they can get high off it to be able to actually teach that stuff with a straight face XD
  • xx_lєxiє_linchєr_xx 2008/11/19 23:01:41
  • Paztell Purdy™ 2008/11/19 05:51:11
    JESUS
    Paztell Purdy™
    I love southpark!
  • RockerChick 2008/11/18 13:57:34 (edited)
    Jesus
    RockerChick
    +1
    i would say...

    Jesus Jesus... the name is so nice that you say it twice...

    jesus jesus jesus nameis
  • y so serious 2008/11/14 08:09:40
    Jesus
    y so serious
    This one I suppose, because I like the picture better?
  • AmericanVirus 2008/11/10 23:27:56
    JESUS
    AmericanVirus
    What's the difference now?
  • Ed - In Yahweh ("I will be ... 2008/10/30 10:18:00
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    Ed - In Yahweh ("I will be what I will be")  I Trust!
    +2
    List of options not very good, I would have put another option like: None of the above. But anyway, they are both very wrong! Originally in English His name was recorded as 'Iesus' - which came from taking His Hebrew name Yashuah (Saviour) and translating it into Greek and then Latin and then to English. Masons were always involved in the translations of the Bible, so they were keen to remove the Creator's name Yahweh and to distort His Son's name. That is what we ahve today - a terrible distortion that to the Masons, sounds more acceptable - Jesus (YeZeus). The letter J did not appear in English untill the 1600's. You must ask yourself... why did they not translate His name directly to English? Or why did they not leave it more like it was as in the name Joshua (which is actually the same name, Saviour?)
  • DJ*~ 2008/10/19 22:08:17
    Jesus
    DJ*~
    That is how I was taught, yet I have no problem with the other, or with Jews or Muslims, or Buddhists, or Hindus, and I am certain I've forgotten a few. Leave me to the practice of my faith, and be assured I'll always be favor, as I always have, you are left to practice yours, without fear
  • MS 2008/10/06 21:29:07
    JESUS
    MS
    +1
    Actually, Jesus was just running the leaf blower in my yard.
  • p 2008/09/16 01:07:40
  • ZombiPhill In Ares We Trust 2008/09/15 06:48:20
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    ZombiPhill In Ares We Trust
    +4
    I'll go with cartoon Jesus, more believable.
  • Different ♥ 2008/09/05 04:07:03
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    Different  ♥
    +2
    Jesus, son of God, not a cartoon.
  • jonasbrotherlover695 2008/09/05 03:06:23
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    jonasbrotherlover695
    +3
    I know you probably didnt mean it in this way, but im kinda offended...im a christian...and i find that a little bit uncalled for...her is just a cartoon but Jesus is real and loves us greatly...then again you dont hav to listen to a 13 year old girl
  • DJ*~ jonasbr... 2008/10/19 22:12:51
    DJ*~
    +2
    Hey, little 13y/o JonasBro girl. Don't you let anybody knock you off the square of your faith. I do not know what you are doing on this decidedly adult site on a Sunday, but here you are.
    Jesus said, "Suffer the little children to come unto me" - and even though you are a young lady, He is still speaking to you. - you just keep on doing what you are doing, and the Lord will be pleased
  • American Nate 2008/09/01 15:14:08
    Jesus
    American Nate
    Whats the difference?
  • Jman 2008/09/01 00:37:47
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    Jman
    +2
    He's beliveable, the other Jesus is cartoon.
  • America... Jman 2008/09/01 15:15:41
    American Nate
    +1
    no. he just put caps on one and the other non caps. picture has nothing to do with it. if it had to. he put cartoon jesus vs jesus
  • Vault D... America... 2008/09/01 16:54:13
    Vault Dweller 101 ~In Flames I Trust~
    exactly
  • Faith _N_Jesus carries me 2008/09/01 00:00:06
  • Robynita© 2008/08/27 21:10:49
    JESUS
    Robynita©
    +3
    Haha South Park's Jesus YES!
    Not sure what the point of this poll is but when I saw the pic of the South Park Jesus I had to comment =P
    I love how he's depicted in South Park. He lives in the town like everybody else and he even has his own TV show lmao.
    In real life though, I definitely believe he was just a man like anybody else. No special powers, not the "son of God" or any of that scheiss.

    Oh and all you people who are just going to attack me for this, just don't. You won't win in a debate with me because I just don't care one way or the other what you think of my beliefs.
  • RockerC... Robynita© 2008/11/18 14:02:55 (edited)
    RockerChick
    +1
    you'r wrong... we cant win the debate with you..bc no one can win an argument with an ignorant person....
    takes wisdom to understand wisdom..music is no music if the audience is deaf..
  • Robynita© RockerC... 2008/11/18 19:13:45
    Robynita©
    +2
    Wooooow never been called ignorant before.
    Because I'm not. People who attack other people for not believing in God are the ignorant ones.
    You can't win a debate with me about Jesus because there's no proof whatsoever to back up your argument.
  • RockerC... Robynita© 2008/11/18 19:20:56
    RockerChick
    +1
    well there is always a first time... and there is nothing worse than believing your own lies...
    and for the record, i dont atack the people who dont believe in God...i attack the people who cross the line.
    if you dont know God you dont have the right to talk about him. period

    and how do u know i dont have proof??have we met before?

    i dont think so ..bc i never been in the zoo....

    but dont worry... i wont try to convience you.... the less the better.... that way heaven wont be too packed with loosers....
    you are doing all of us a favor....;) and dont care to reply....you dont have to say anything..you offend me just by being in this area...

    but im kinda busy right now...can i ignore you later?
  • Robynita© RockerC... 2008/11/18 20:21:13
    Robynita©
    +1
    Your attempt at trying to make me look ignorant and stupid just makes you look ignorant and stupid.
    When did I "cross the line"? And the last time I checked, free speech still applied. I "have the right" to talk about whatever I want to. And I know you don't have proof that a god exists because there is absolutely no proof.
    Haha I love how you call atheists losers. Yeah because if God does exist, he reeeeally likes it when his children insult others right? Yeah. Sure. Read your fairy tales. Live them.

    Annnnnd I was gonna leave this one alone but I just can't:

    "i dont think so ..bc i never been in the zoo...."
    You should visit sometime, it's lots of fun! In case you feel like kicking dirt in my eye because I'm an atheist, you can find me hangin out with the apes that we evolved from. But be careful, my monkey friends may not take too kindly to some close-minded prick trying to hurt me.

    Your attempts at wit make me laugh. You should really stop trying, I've got you beat.
  • RockerC... Robynita© 2008/11/18 20:29:34
    RockerChick
    +1
    sure darling hahaha... you got me beat...only in your dreams...
    but hey...i believe you DID come from the monkey.... considering your lack of inteligence....but ME...dont drag me into your craziness.
    ..
    and......there is proof...the fact that you dont wanna see it and believe it ..its annother thing...but ...hey i had fun.... but i dont wanna make your day so why dont u slip into something more comfortable...like a coma ;)
    oh one last thing...learn from your parents mistakes...and use birth control...

    so long....
  • Robynita© RockerC... 2008/11/18 20:34:11
    Robynita©
    +1
    If God really does exist do you really think you're going to heaven??
    That whole comment is grounds enough to send your ass straight to the pit referred to as "Hell". See ya there sweetcheeks!
  • RockerC... Robynita© 2008/11/18 20:40:12
    RockerChick
    +1
    you have obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn about what you say...;)!!

    and hell yeah! im going to heaven.... make no mistake about that...i assure you ;)!....so i guess you wont have the pleasure to see me down there....
  • Robynita© RockerC... 2008/11/18 20:50:32
    Robynita©
    +1
    If you didn't give a damn about what I say you wouldn't reply.

    Honestly, what makes you think you're going to heaven? As far as I've ever heard about it, God says not to judge people, that's his job. Insulting people is a form of judging, in case you didn't realize. And wishing me to a coma is the same as actually taking the action to put me in a coma.

    And I really must ask, is that you in your picture?
  • RockerC... Robynita© 2008/11/18 20:57:56 (edited)
    RockerChick
    +1
    yeah thats me in the picture...but sorry hon...im straight... so dont get any ideas...
    and i only reply to you because i get a kick talking to you...its more like a science project you know....
    and im sorry but im just saying the truth...and truth hurts doesn it?


    and bc you are so perdictable...ill know what you say...so go ahead tell me everything you know..it will only take 10 seconds anyway...

    and is that you in the pic???
    if so...no comments....hahahahahahahahahaha
  • Robynita© RockerC... 2008/11/18 21:57:46
    Robynita©
    +2
    I don't find you the least bit attractive, sorry.
    It's not because you're not pretty or anything. I'm not going to sink to your level and call you ugly. I don't find you attractive because you dress and pose like a slut. I don't know if you are a slut or not but you certainly make yourself out to be.
    I would never dress or pose like that. I'm a respectable girl and I know what I'm worth. I don't need the useless attention of guys' dicks to make me feel good about myself.

    And what "truth" is supposed to be hurting me? All you've done is accomplish nothing by throwing insults at me like it's supposed to hurt me or sway my argument.
  • RockerC... Robynita© 2008/11/18 22:05:19 (edited)
    RockerChick
    +1
    whatever creams your twinkie....
    but you are a hypocrite...you make yoursef more available than me... i make sure to tell everyone im taken... not like you... "im single... dont be shy....blah blah...." who is the slut?
    i might look like one but u sure act like one ;)
  • Robynita© RockerC... 2008/11/18 22:13:57
    Robynita©
    +1
    I never act like a slut. Ever. I'm a virgin. Never been in a relationship that I count as a "real" relationship. And you can play on that and insult me all you want. It'll just further prove your immaturity.
    My 'About Me' is the same on every profile I have (myspace, facebook, and sodahead). But I only accept people I know personally on myspace and facebook. So that "don't be shy" comment was only meant for my close friends. I forgot about it when I copied and pasted it from myspace, and I'm gonna go remove that from my profile right now. Thank you for pointing that out. Even though if was meant to hurt me.
  • RockerC... Robynita© 2008/11/18 22:23:37
    RockerChick
    +1
    you make me sleepy.... so whatever....
  • justmehere Robynita© 2008/12/11 17:03:44
    justmehere
    doesn't she speak in a christ like way....
  • Differe... RockerC... 2008/12/27 03:40:00
    Different  ♥
    Don't waste your time chatting with people looking for an argument.

    The one thing that many people don't get is that Christians don't have to perfect. No one is perfect. We are merely supposed to strive to attain it although it is out of our reach. Aren't you glad you can repent and will be forgiven? I am. It is much harder to try and walk the walk of a Christian than it is to walk with the world.

    I noticed something said about your comments and atheists and reference to losers. I think this person is trying to pick a fight with you and make it appear that you called all atheists losers in order to gain "allies" on SodaHead. You and I both know that there are many atheists that realize what that person is all about and won't feed into the "let's gang up on herlichGirl" mentality. I like how you continue to stand up for what you believe in!
  • justmehere Robynita© 2008/12/11 17:01:18
    justmehere
    ever so right.You can't win with them...

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