Hallucination - a sensory experience of something that does not exist outside the mind, caused by various physical and mental disorders, or by reaction to certain toxic substances, and usually manifested as visual or auditory images. (dictionary.com)
Hussein seems like a popular name!
What Would Jesus Holey Christ do; WWJHCD just doesn't have the same ring!
Maybe his middle name started with an L for leoperadon..a magical one
Now it might depend on if the legends about Jesus have been substantiated, and whom was doing the naming of him, it all figures in to this equation. But having thumbed through the Webter's 1913 dictionary, H section, it gave me a few ideas. The H could have stood for anything from Hindu to Hobgoblin and any H-word in any language on the planet. I'm thinking probably ancient aremaic or hebrew but since I'm not fluent in those I went with english.
Now if J.C. was in fact a diety then middle names like this might apply:
Halo (ed), Heavenly. Head-Honcho, Halogenous, High-priest, Harlot-champion, Honorable, HonoredOne, Howbeit, Humanitarian, HolyOne, Hierarch, Hyperion, Humannow, -haha, and so on. Now my very favorite guess in the God category is:
Heir-apparent-Hebraic-Himself.
Now if his middle name was strictly tied to his earthly family in nature then these might apply:
Half-brother, -(to M & J's other non diety kids), Handcraftsman, Handyman, Hammerman, Hammer-in-Hand, (all 4 related to the family carpentry biz)
Now I'm pretty certain that his middle name would NOT have been these:
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Now it might depend on if the legends about Jesus have been substantiated, and whom was doing the naming of him, it all figures in to this equation. But having thumbed through the Webter's 1913 dictionary, H section, it gave me a few ideas. The H could have stood for anything from Hindu to Hobgoblin and any H-word in any language on the planet. I'm thinking probably ancient aremaic or hebrew but since I'm not fluent in those I went with english.
Now if J.C. was in fact a diety then middle names like this might apply:
Halo (ed), Heavenly. Head-Honcho, Halogenous, High-priest, Harlot-champion, Honorable, HonoredOne, Howbeit, Humanitarian, HolyOne, Hierarch, Hyperion, Humannow, -haha, and so on. Now my very favorite guess in the God category is:
Heir-apparent-Hebraic-Himself.
Now if his middle name was strictly tied to his earthly family in nature then these might apply:
Half-brother, -(to M & J's other non diety kids), Handcraftsman, Handyman, Hammerman, Hammer-in-Hand, (all 4 related to the family carpentry biz)
Now I'm pretty certain that his middle name would NOT have been these:
Hellcat, Hellbrewed, Heathen, Hellish, Horrid. Horrible, Hellian, Heartless ,Heretical or Homely.
Now in a more relaxed category that has nothing to do with any of the catagories mentioned, H could stand for these:
Handsome, Harmless, Hypnotic, Hologram, (he could have been a projection from the aliens). I know I'm just being silly now.
Personally if I had to choose one I think he was:
Jesus Himself Christ
*And for those who shall see my words as blasphemous and would want to have angry words with me in turn, just remember that Jesus would forgive me for getting a little cute and having some fun here. So don't yell at me, be like Jesus...
Homer J. Simpson = Homer JAY Simpson
so...
Jesus H. Christ = Jesus EICH Christ?
Perhaps it stands for his real last name? I mean I doubt christ was his last name so how couls h. be his middle? lol did they even have middle names back then?
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I don't get that. Moses made a HUGE deal about worshiping false idols, then somehow a rebel comes along with some good teachings and it's okay to take Judaism and add a 'false idol' to make a whole new religion. And nobody catches this atrocity?
But they don't believe in idolatry lol
as in, "our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name..."
XD
I think inserting the H in between Jesus and Christ keeps you from going to hell for using The "Lords" name in vain... sort of like a technicality...get out of jail free card.
"Sacred Origin of Profound Things"
http://www.amazon.com/Sacred-...