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Jeff Foxworthy says "YOU must be a Muslim!"

HAVE gun, WILL travel 2010/11/13 03:05:04






This is
straight forward country
thinking...................................

Jeff Foxworthy on
Muslims:


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim



2. You own
a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford
shoes.

You may be a Muslim



3. You have more wives
than teeth.

You may be a Muslim



4. You wipe
your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon
unclean.

You may be a Muslim



5. You think vests
come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a
Muslim



6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad
against.

You may be a Muslim



7. You consider
television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.

You may be a Muslim



8. You were amazed
to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside
bombs.

You may be a Muslim



9. You have nothing
against women and think every man should own at least four.

You
may be a Muslim



10. Your cousin is president of the United
States .

You may be a Muslim













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  • Don 2010/11/20 23:43:12
    Don
    +1
    Why they should throw rocks instead,LOL.
  • no1badboy56 2010/11/20 11:22:20
  • Azrael-In GOD we trust 2010/11/20 03:28:45
    Azrael-In GOD we trust
    +1
    Why not? Rednecks are made fun of; this is just good ol' American equality.
  • momma-on-the-hit-list 2010/11/20 02:10:51
    momma-on-the-hit-list
    +1
    lol that is priceless! or costs a few thousand in disposable phones and some wire.
  • AmethystRose 2010/11/19 23:07:30
  • DADDYFATS61 2010/11/19 20:43:55
    DADDYFATS61
    +2
    LOVE IT.........
  • Angel 2010/11/19 04:00:50
    Angel
    +1
    lmao thats funny right there
  • Charu ∞ijm♥∞ 2010/11/18 22:52:20
  • dlsofsetx 2010/11/18 20:23:48
    dlsofsetx
    +2
    Foxworthy at his best.
  • Ron dlsofsetx 2011/09/29 00:21:03
    Ron
    Except that it is bogus - foxworthy didn't do this and would never do these jokes. Why would you so easily believe this??
    We need to expell ignorant conservatives from our movement!! They/you do us no good!
  • dlsofsetx Ron 2012/05/30 22:31:07
    dlsofsetx
    If he didn't he probably regrets it.Your defending Islam while its leaders try to force it on the world is ignorant,& does us no good.
  • Bob 2010/11/18 19:28:35
    Bob
    +2
    Dayum. Foxworthy does seem to know a good amount about radical muslims.
  • Ron Bob 2011/09/29 00:21:10
    Ron
    Except that it is bogus - foxworthy didn't do this and would never do these jokes. Why would you so easily believe this??
    We need to expell ignorant conservatives from our movement!! They/you do us no good!
  • Old Timer 2010/11/18 17:41:37
  • fuzzy Ken "In G*d We Trust" 2010/11/18 17:09:34
    fuzzy Ken "In G*d We Trust"
    +6
    11. If you scream to the UN and the press over women and children in Gaza and Afghanistan getting killed while at the same time you encourage them to become suicide bombers.

    You may be a Muslim
  • HAVE gu... fuzzy K... 2010/11/18 17:22:17
  • ♥Candee™♥ 2010/11/18 06:42:17
    ♥Candee™♥
    +7
    I've seen this before and love it.
  • Ron ♥Candee™♥ 2011/09/29 00:21:23
    Ron
    Except that it is bogus - foxworthy didn't do this and would never do these jokes. Why would you so easily believe this??
    We need to expell ignorant conservatives from our movement!! They/you do us no good!
  • starguide 2010/11/18 06:25:33
  • Freebird 2010/11/18 06:11:45
    Freebird
    +5
    I love it!
  • HAVE gu... Freebird 2010/11/18 15:09:20
    HAVE gun, WILL travel
    +5
    Glad to see you understood this to be funny...Guess Gir has no sense of humor. She just received a bunch of roses from me, but you get the best ones. Beautiful rosesglad understood funny guess gir humor received bunch roses
  • Freebird HAVE gu... 2010/11/18 15:49:30
    Freebird
    +3
    Awwww, thank you so much. You have made my day!!
  • ★Calliope★ 2010/11/18 05:45:33
  • AL ★Calliope★ 2010/11/18 06:19:19 (edited)
    AL
    +8
    Please don't mess with a terrorist bunny because they all have a hair trigger!
  • ★Calliope★ AL 2010/11/18 20:39:42
    ★Calliope★
    +1
    Behahaha!
  • AL ★Calliope★ 2010/11/18 06:20:28
    AL
    +4
    Don't blow it now joe!
  • jumpboots 187th PIR 2010/11/18 04:04:14
    jumpboots 187th PIR
    +8
    Real funny!!!" And has a strong ring of truth....... real funny strong ring truth
  • Jamie 2010/11/18 03:48:32
    Jamie
    +4
    That's funny!
  • Gir 2010/11/18 03:39:06
    Gir
    +3
    I don't think Jeff Foxworthy is this tasteless.
  • Freebird Gir 2010/11/18 06:12:40
    Freebird
    +4
    oh jeez
  • HAVE gu... Gir 2010/11/18 15:05:34
    HAVE gun, WILL travel
    +2
    Guess it's a matter of opinion. Here's a bunch of FLOWERS for you!
    dead wilted rosesguess opinion bunch flowers
  • Ron Gir 2011/09/29 00:22:32
    Ron
    You are right. It is totally bogus - foxworthy didn't do this and would never do these jokes. Why do so many here so easily believe this??
    We need to expell ignorant conservatives from our movement!! They do us no good!
  • AL 2010/11/18 03:22:32 (edited)
    AL
    +7
    If TSA searches all grandparents over 65 and waves you on because of your religion! You know you must be a Muslim!
  • Green 2010/11/18 03:16:20
    Green
    +1
    Rather racist.
  • Striker Green 2010/11/18 03:21:35
    Striker
    +5
    Now Muslim is a RACE?
  • Green Striker 2010/11/18 03:34:35
    Green
    +1
    Religionist?
  • momma-o... Green 2010/11/20 02:17:46
    momma-on-the-hit-list
    +1
    lol see, now that's funny!
  • Ron Green 2011/09/29 00:25:01
    Ron
    Agree. There is no room for religion - any religion - in politics.
  • Green Ron 2011/09/29 08:19:52
    Green
    Thank you.
  • HAVE gu... Green 2010/11/18 14:55:48
    HAVE gun, WILL travel
    +2
    Guess your not interested then about this priest that went to the Mens Room and,, OOPS I almost told a Racist Joke. Oh, here's a different joke. It's about a Christian family that never traveled any where together because,,OOPS that's another Racist Joke..... Come on, lighten up and smile once in awhile instead of looking for fault in every thing.....So did you hear the one about the Priest that liked the Nun better than the RACIST SHEEP? Guess you never will either..
    . Racistlighten smile awhile fault hear priest nun racist sheep guess
    priestlighten smile awhile fault hear priest nun racist sheep guess

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