Jeff Foxworthy says "YOU must be a Muslim!"
HAVE gun, WILL travel
2010/11/13 03:05:04
This is
straight forward country
thinking...................................
Jeff Foxworthy on
Muslims:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own
a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford
shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives
than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe
your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon
unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests
come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a
Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad
against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider
television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed
to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside
bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing
against women and think every man should own at least four.
You
may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United
States .
You may be a Muslim
straight forward country
thinking...................................
Jeff Foxworthy on
Muslims:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own
a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford
shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives
than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe
your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon
unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests
come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a
Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad
against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider
television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed
to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside
bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing
against women and think every man should own at least four.
You
may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United
States .
You may be a Muslim
Top Opinion
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jumpboots 187th PIR 2010/11/18 04:04:14
We need to expell ignorant conservatives from our movement!! They/you do us no good!
We need to expell ignorant conservatives from our movement!! They/you do us no good!
You may be a Muslim
We need to expell ignorant conservatives from our movement!! They/you do us no good!
We need to expell ignorant conservatives from our movement!! They do us no good!
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