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Israel’s proposed Cutting Edge Airport Security:

jere.chievres 2012/08/20 04:00:16
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Israel’s proposed Cutting Edge
Airport Security:

TEL AVIV, Israel ...
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that
eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on your
person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone,
with none of the crap about racial profiling. Plus, those
wishing to die for their cause get their wish. It also
eliminates the cost of long and expensive trials.


Additionally… you're in the airport terminal and hear a
muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to
announce the availability of a seat on flight 670 to London. Shalom!


BRILLIANT… you've got to love
it!
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