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Is Obama a secret Mormon?
Peter Griffin May 07, 2009 18:55:46
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New reports say that President Obama's mother was a Mormon. Mormons trace their unique custom of baptizing their children into the Mormon religion. Big chances are that Barack Obama was raised a Mormon.
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Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama is a secret Mormon
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Obama is a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
And his mother was posthumously baptized without the consent of the family.
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama is a secret Mormon
Obama is a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
But only the Democrats don't know it!
Now here's CNN talking about him thanking himself and mocking his addiction to teleprompters.
Can he even form a coherent thought in this video?
YEAH! Obama's the real nuclear physicists huh? Face it, you boobs on the left were sold a talking bag of crap!
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama is a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
Obama's not a secret Mormon
You ask "How much more lock step can you get than that?" How about "yes-we-can-yes-we-can-yes-we... (can what??) or "give him a chance. he's only been in office 100 days" (in which time he has proposed spending and spent more than all previous administrations) or "we won. you lost. deal with it." (you may have been stupid enough to swallow what he and his puppet masters spoon fed you, but I'm not and I, for one, will not rest until wonderboy is gone)
How about morons that think the wealthy (who already pay most of the taxes by a long shot) should be punished for being successful? The government can't efficiently use what they already get, so they take more from those that they think need to be made equal to the huddled masses. And when they think there aren't enough wealthy to foot the bill they merely adjust the criterion for being wealthy. (I'm nowhere near wealthy, but my tax bill this year was enough to buy a reeealy nice new car) ( it's like pouring water down a rathole)
How about the tie-dyed peacenik pukes whose hearts bleed for poor Saddam? When are you short sighted neo-libs going to realize that wmd's and Saddam had little or nothing to do with our inva...
You ask "How much more lock step can you get than that?" How about "yes-we-can-yes-we-can-yes-we... (can what??) or "give him a chance. he's only been in office 100 days" (in which time he has proposed spending and spent more than all previous administrations) or "we won. you lost. deal with it." (you may have been stupid enough to swallow what he and his puppet masters spoon fed you, but I'm not and I, for one, will not rest until wonderboy is gone)
How about morons that think the wealthy (who already pay most of the taxes by a long shot) should be punished for being successful? The government can't efficiently use what they already get, so they take more from those that they think need to be made equal to the huddled masses. And when they think there aren't enough wealthy to foot the bill they merely adjust the criterion for being wealthy. (I'm nowhere near wealthy, but my tax bill this year was enough to buy a reeealy nice new car) ( it's like pouring water down a rathole)
How about the tie-dyed peacenik pukes whose hearts bleed for poor Saddam? When are you short sighted neo-libs going to realize that wmd's and Saddam had little or nothing to do with our invasion of Iraq? You probably don't even think about some islamo-nut blowing you or your family up at the mall. And why is that? Because we picked the battlefield, genius.
I'm not a fascist any more than you would consider yourself a communist.
Obama is a secret Mormon
Did I mention he shoots kittens?
(NOTE TO ALL WHO CANNOT TAKE A JOKE: This post is what educated people like to call "sarcasm." It's another way of saying that everything I stated outside of parentheses is NOT, in fact, my actual beliefs. Thank you for wasting my time.)