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Is Obama a post turtle?

Teri- Oregon 2012/08/09 11:17:08
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"The Post Turtle"

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and
his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just Wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
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  • Bill G53 ~PWCM~JLA 2012/08/09 11:34:00
    YES AND FUNNY
    Bill G53  ~PWCM~JLA
    +4
    Koolaid drinking dumba$$'s like Mich put him up there, people who still think Obama is going to buy their gas and pay their mortgage. Some liberals don't have enought sense to change their underwear unless they get marching orders from their puppet masters in Washington. That's why a lot of them smell funny.

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  • gr8punkin 2012/08/10 13:40:25
    YES AND FUNNY
    gr8punkin
    +1
    The major difference is I feel sorry for the turtle.
  • Windy 2012/08/10 05:37:50 (edited)
    NO and FUNNY
    Windy
    +1
    It is funny, I also heard it said about W, but Obama is smarter than some think, even though it is true that "he doesn't belong up there and you just have to wonder what kind of dumb asses put him up there to begin with." Well, I don't wonder but a lot of people do, unfortunately I DO know (not by name but in general) who put him up there and I do NOT trust them in any way shape or form and neither should you. It is the same group that makes certain we get dumb and dumber to choose from EVERY damn election.
  • Ken 2012/08/09 23:36:54
    YES AND FUNNY
    Ken
    +1
    It's funny until you realize the results.
  • DJL 2012/08/09 22:02:25
    NO
    DJL
    +1
    Obama's destruction is intentional.
  • BritPunk 2012/08/09 21:52:19
    NO
    BritPunk
    It's a tired old joke that gets trotted out when there is nothing better to say but people still want to appear "witty and clever".
    It's neither, try coming up with something original and with some substance.
  • David (oYo) 2012/08/09 21:43:35
  • WF - Rumpelstiltskin -PWCM~JLA 2012/08/09 14:17:17
    YES AND FUNNY
    WF - Rumpelstiltskin -PWCM~JLA
    +3
    Needed the Option for Extremely Correct and Hella Funny.
  • BritPunk WF - Ru... 2012/08/09 21:59:05
  • 3052457 2012/08/09 13:33:22
  • Bill G5... 3052457 2012/08/09 14:21:13
    Bill G53  ~PWCM~JLA
    +3
    Aren't we a republic and not a democracy?
  • 3052457 Bill G5... 2012/08/09 15:08:51 (edited)
  • Windy 3052457 2012/08/10 05:43:06
    Windy
    +2
    The public does NOT elect the president, the public only gets to show who they prefer. It is the electors of the electoral college who choose our president, and they are NOT required to vote the same as the popular vote for president.
  • 3052457 Windy 2012/08/10 15:04:38
  • christi... 3052457 2012/09/15 15:39:41
    christina.westmoreland
    +3
    omg.... it's the electoral college who does the actual voting. The crap the public does is more for show. The EC can pretty much do what it wants in most cases. It's one reason there is a push to get rid of the EC, but then we'd really have issues. Democracy = two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.
  • 3052457 christi... 2012/09/15 15:44:25
  • Kat ♪.BTO-t-BCRA-F~PWCM~ 2012/08/09 12:46:00
    YES AND FUNNY
    Kat ♪.BTO-t-BCRA-F~PWCM~
  • 3052457 Kat ♪.B... 2012/08/09 13:34:38
  • Kat ♪.B... 3052457 2012/08/09 13:36:18
    Kat ♪.BTO-t-BCRA-F~PWCM~
    +1
    Soros and his politicoids put Obama where he is. Business people built their businesses...big difference.
  • 3052457 Kat ♪.B... 2012/08/09 13:44:26 (edited)
  • Kat ♪.B... 3052457 2012/08/09 13:47:02
    Kat ♪.BTO-t-BCRA-F~PWCM~
    +1
    Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
  • 3052457 Kat ♪.B... 2012/08/09 13:48:12
  • BritPunk Kat ♪.B... 2012/08/09 21:57:16
  • Bill G5... BritPunk 2012/08/10 19:30:11
    Bill G53  ~PWCM~JLA
    We get it, we get it. Look... thgey will be telling this same kjoke about Romney next year. It goes with the territory.
  • BritPunk Kat ♪.B... 2012/08/09 21:59:32
  • David (... BritPunk 2012/08/09 22:09:32
  • Bill G5... BritPunk 2012/08/10 19:39:03
    Bill G53  ~PWCM~JLA
    Of course, next year it will still apply to Obama more than Romney.

    Well hell, it applies to Obama more that Jimma' Carter
  • Rusty Shackleford 2012/08/09 12:44:57
    Yes and not funny
    Rusty Shackleford
    +3
    It would be funny if it didn't negatively affect us so much.
  • BritPunk Rusty S... 2012/08/09 22:00:02
  • Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆ 2012/08/09 12:40:47
    YES AND FUNNY
    Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆
    +3
    Yes, he does qualify as a "post turtle." You can see him flailing around.

    He tries to cover it with that skip-to-m'lou routine every time he disembarks from his special aircraft. But it's wearing thin.
  • Bill G5... Temlako... 2012/08/09 14:18:59
    Bill G53  ~PWCM~JLA
    +4
    lol... do you mean like when he puts his hands up and kind of jogs up or down a few steps?
  • Temlako... Bill G5... 2012/08/09 17:17:18
    Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆
    +3
    That's right. He crooks his elbows and jogs down the boarding ramp, without using any handhold. "I'm The Man! I don't need any handhold! The angels will protect me from stubbing my toe!"
  • Bill G5... Temlako... 2012/08/09 20:22:21
    Bill G53  ~PWCM~JLA
    +3
    Yeah... that has always rubbed me the wrong way. He even does it when he steps up on a platform of only one or two steps.... "Look at me! I'm so fit I can run up this set of stairs" Skip-to-m'lou... lol. I need to remember that. The guy is such a fake.
  • BritPunk Temlako... 2012/08/09 22:00:19
  • Bill G53 ~PWCM~JLA 2012/08/09 11:34:00
    YES AND FUNNY
    Bill G53  ~PWCM~JLA
    +4
    Koolaid drinking dumba$$'s like Mich put him up there, people who still think Obama is going to buy their gas and pay their mortgage. Some liberals don't have enought sense to change their underwear unless they get marching orders from their puppet masters in Washington. That's why a lot of them smell funny.
  • BritPunk Bill G5... 2012/08/09 21:57:58
  • Teri- O... BritPunk 2012/08/09 22:11:56
    Teri- Oregon
    Funny, I don't like Bush either, but for some reason this joke fits Obama better than Bush!
  • christi... Teri- O... 2012/09/15 15:41:33
    christina.westmoreland
    +1
    The sick and sad truth it fits every President except those who TRIED to and thought they could change things. We call them our Assassinated Presidents.

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