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Is New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg Right to Personally Inspect the Feces of Every New Yorker?

Jack Lakeman 2012/07/31 03:08:02
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(NEW YORK) —Finally, a regulation nearly every New Yorker can agree truly "stinks."

The New York City Council passed a controversial resolution Wednesday
requiring every New Yorker to send in a stool sample to be personally
inspected by Mayor Michael Bloomberg.


Resolution #1071, proposed by Mayor Bloomberg last January, would allow
the Mayor "direct medical analysis" of the content of each New York
residents' feces, in order to "further determine and promote proper
eating habits" by the city's eight million residents.

The
resolution will go into effect August 24th, requiring a stool sample be
sent to the New York Department of Health by each resident within a
year, and for every year thereafter. Mayor Bloomberg will personally
analyze the samples in city Health Department laboratories and record
his findings, archiving the content of the samples and issuing summaries and ratings of how each New Yorker is fairing dietarily.

With bans on smoking, trans fats, soda, salt, talking on cell phones
while driving and walking, sugury drinks, baby formula, wearing
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  • jmc07806-PWCM-JLA 2012/07/31 11:19:37
    No
    jmc07806-PWCM-JLA
    +7
    This guy is over the top with these restrictions he want to impose in the name of Heatth. I already have a Mom I don't need a Nanny.

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  • terrabytes 2012/08/05 06:12:48
    Yes
    terrabytes
     poop Here Bloomberg, test this
  • Soylent Green is people!!! 2012/08/03 02:06:40
    No
    Soylent Green is people!!!
    Nobody's checking out my turds!!!
  • Scott (o)(o) 2012/08/02 21:59:24
    No
    Scott (o)(o)
    +1
    say what !!!!!!!!!! the govt. has gone too far up New yorkers asses WAY TOO FAR !!!!!!!
  • Transquesta 2012/08/02 21:27:02
    No
    Transquesta
    +2
    Bloomberg can personally inspect my feces one mouthful at a time.
  • Veritas 2012/08/02 20:59:47
    Undecided
    Veritas
    This report is simply not true.
  • Queen Katherine 2012/08/02 15:24:32
    No
    Queen Katherine
    This is a joke...at least I hope it is.
  • S. Gompers 2012/08/02 09:02:43
  • Kat ♪ ~BTO-t-BCRA-F~ ♪ 2012/08/02 03:38:55
    No
    Kat ♪ ~BTO-t-BCRA-F~ ♪
    Unconstitutional.
  • Tom 2012/08/02 03:35:28
    No
    Tom
    If I Lived in New York, I Would Give Him a Sample Personally Either on his desk or throw it in his face.
  • Andrew 2012/08/02 01:16:02
    No
    Andrew
    WTF!!!! Excuse my language but this is way too out of hand, I knew there was already too much government interference but this is wacked out!
  • Tennessee3501 2012/08/01 20:04:34
    No
    Tennessee3501
    This is a joke, right?
  • AGPhillbin 2012/08/01 18:11:47
    Undecided
    AGPhillbin
    +1
    This is obviously satire, and as such is pretty good, given Bloomberg's penchant for pushing control freak regulations. Most people remember his attempt to prevent fast food places from serving oversized drinks. My personal favorite is his attempt to tell cab drivers they can't transport prostitutes.
  • Swampdog PWCM 2012/08/01 15:46:44 (edited)
    Yes
    Swampdog PWCM
    After listening to his drivel, I'm sure he's a qualified scatologist. Will he be doing a taste test?
  • James Rowntree 2012/08/01 12:16:28
    Yes
    James Rowntree
    +1
    Better still, send your samples to Commissar Bloomberg at his home...or best of all throw them at Bloomberg next time you see him. No end to his arrogance and stupidity.
  • Captain-Morgan 2012/08/01 06:25:32
    Yes
    Captain-Morgan
    +3
    SOUNDS LIKE IT'S THE RIGHT JOB FOR HIM..
  • boss hawg 2012/08/01 01:01:02
    No
    boss hawg
    +2
    send some dog crap to em
  • ♥dreamer-leigh♥ 2012/07/31 23:09:22
    Yes
    ♥dreamer-leigh♥
    +2
    LMAO..yea he sure does belong having his hands in sh*t!!
  • JET 2012/07/31 19:25:11
    No
    JET
    Surley he jests!!!!!
  • ☆FritzW☆ 2012/07/31 18:24:45
    No
    ☆FritzW☆
    +1
    Obviously, a satirical joke.. but how intrusive has Blooomberg's policy request become? Once again, government getting involved with personal responsibility. O..and I heard somewhere else that Obama is going to write an Executive Order to include this progressive and proactive idea in his wonderful Health Care program.. it'll only add a billion more to the deficit to check everyone's stool in the country; even the illegal alliens!
  • Joe Blow 2012/07/31 17:57:00
  • Philo® ~PWCM~JLA ✩ 2012/07/31 17:15:25
  • John Hall 2012/07/31 16:23:53
  • Wahvlvke 2012/07/31 16:04:48
    Yes
    Wahvlvke
    +1
    It might help him find his brain.
  • ruralntex 2012/07/31 16:04:24
    No
    ruralntex
    This has to be a joke. It would be political suicide for him to suggest it and all the councilmen and women who voted for it. There would be rocks, bottles and torches and pitchforks in Texas.
  • Patent1 2012/07/31 15:54:28
    Undecided
    Patent1
    +1
    Depends on what he is looking for. I hope he finds it. Could be an alien species that is spying on us, or nanites from the NSA, although why would they go to the trouble. Most everyone has a laptop, pocket computer/phone or similar device, and they all have video cameras and microphones. I am absolutely certain that the NSA and CIA have software to spy on people that can activate the camera and microphone on any computer connected to the internet or cell phone system at any time through backdoors provided by manufacturers. See that little camera looking at you when your laptop is open? It could be transmitting pictures to anyone at any time. Same for the microphone. They could be listening to arguments you are having with your wife or girlfriend, or watching you masturbate while you are watching porno on the web. I have a little flap of paper taped over the camera on my laptop to prevent anyone from spying on me. Suggest you do the same.
  • Boo 2012/07/31 15:47:42
    No
    Boo
    +3
    This man has a truely sick obsession. I believe he is mentally ill, along with all the other progressive liberals who want to micro-manage everyone's lives. He should be removed from office, be ordered to have a complete mental evaluation, and then institutionalized for the rest of his life.
  • gocar 2012/07/31 15:46:05
    Undecided
    gocar
    Mountains our of mole hills. Who cares.
  • RJeffreySavlov 2012/07/31 14:41:33
    No
    RJeffreySavlov
    +2
    It's time for New Yorkers to inspect Michael Bloomberg's fecal matter for brain matter. There is obviously some missing.
  • Kane Fernau 2012/07/31 14:25:07
    Yes
    Kane Fernau
    +2
    He should taste every turd
  • firebird 2012/07/31 14:10:31
    Undecided
    firebird
    +3
    Geeezzz... IF the guy wants to stand around and look at peoples POOP then let him.. Must be all he has to do. Sounds to me like the man has some serious CONTROL ISSUES..... The Mayor and Obama must have caught the same disease.. Probably from looking at too much Shi* !!!!!!!!! in all forms!!!
  • Callaway 2012/07/31 13:33:27
    No
    Callaway
    +2
    Just when you thought this guy just couldn't become a bigger ass wipe he just sets the bar higher. I thought for a long time it was just his idiot gene kicking up now and then like a slight stiffness in an old injury but now it's clear to see this guy needs to take a time off his job it's clearly above his capacity Rudy must have made it look easy. Is there anything more creepy and just silly than seeing a political hack standing there in a white lab coat examining a test tube like he would know what he was looking at in the first place???? File this one along with wearing hard hats at a building site and carting around gold shovels at a ground breaking under stupid pol tricks.
  • tom C 2012/07/31 12:46:43
    No
    tom  C
    +3
    this guy is crazy......
  • jp 2012/07/31 12:29:22
    No
    jp
    +2
    The big stool at it again this guy is just too rich. Lets everyone send him a sample. Newyork be carefull what u ask for next time. Lmao
  • betz 2012/07/31 12:08:32
    No
    betz
    +2
    But if he insists then I insist he cannot wear gloves. BTW..is this for real??? Noone can be that big of a fool.
  • Boo betz 2012/07/31 15:51:01
    Boo
    +1
    Oh yes, libtards can be everybit as much fools, and are!
  • Diane Spraggs Yates 2012/07/31 11:38:32
    Yes
    Diane Spraggs Yates
    +3
    Bloomberg needs a Head Doctor !!!!! His head is stuck up his butt !!!!!
  • Elaine Magliacane 2012/07/31 11:20:04
    Undecided
    Elaine Magliacane
    +5
    I don't know how he manages to REGULATE BABY formula, salt, soda etc... the IDIOTS who elected this DICTATOR wanna be got what they deserved.
  • jmc07806-PWCM-JLA 2012/07/31 11:19:37
    No
    jmc07806-PWCM-JLA
    +7
    This guy is over the top with these restrictions he want to impose in the name of Heatth. I already have a Mom I don't need a Nanny.
  • vet4freedom 2012/07/31 11:16:24
  • Diane S... vet4fre... 2012/07/31 11:39:46
    Diane Spraggs Yates
    +3
    I would not even step foot in NY !!!!!

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