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one eye 2008/10/08 21:03:06
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Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know sh*t?”
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  • Poppy 2008/11/29 16:38:18
    None of the above
    Poppy
    as qualified as some of the other presidents we've had since #1. According to the constitution he is and please don't give me the "he wasn't born in US argument". That has NOT been proven.
  • gogreens 2008/11/29 05:12:31
    Ha ha ha
    gogreens
    Is HE qualified???? ha ha ha qualified
  • S.Sif:* 2008/11/04 13:22:01
    Heard it before
    S.Sif:*
    Then it was Bush , who btw this jokes suits more ! (:
  • concerned 2008/10/11 00:38:19
    None of the above
    concerned
    But he knows more than Bush ...and you placed him in Office ..and mccain was locked up and out of touch ...ha ha h ah ah ah
  • houstoncarl 2008/10/10 02:54:32
    Ha ha ha
    houstoncarl
    +1
    Good joke! OK, I got one.... Obama and McCain are getting a haircut. They get done, and..... um.... I don't think I can tell that one here.
  • Robert 2008/10/09 21:59:29
    Undecided
    Robert
    Hmmm...Wonder what Palin would have said, oh that's right, she knows moose s&%t!
  • hot4teacher 2008/10/09 21:00:49
    Cute
    hot4teacher
    +1
    Maybe he could teach our children about not talking to stangers. Maybe talk to them about seeing thru lies. After November 4th he could teach our children how to be a good LOSER!!!!! McCain/Palin 2008
  • kahless 2008/10/09 20:31:36
    None of the above
    kahless
    +1
    ACORN otherwise known as Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now is under investigation all across the country. This is a liberal group that collects voter registrations and is directly linked to Barack Obama and since they have come to the public eye, Barack Obama has taken to trying to deny his close ties with them, despite monies his campaign has given them ($800,000) his working directly with them in the past and his public statements regarding them such as "I’ve been fighting alongside ACORN on issues you care about my entire career. Even before I was an elected official, when I ran Project Vote voter registration drive in Illinois, ACORN was smack dab in the middle of it, and we appreciate your work."

    No surprise to see ACORN in the news yet again today, as they were yesterday and the day before and last week and last month, all for voter fraud, putting though fake registrations, duplicates, dead people and underage children, all in the name of helping elect their old friend Barack Obama.
  • Firekitty ∞ijm♥G☮F♀U∞ 2008/10/09 20:25:36
  • Gun665 2008/10/09 19:27:49
  • Vanessa 2008/10/09 19:20:42
    Ha ha ha
    Vanessa
    +1
    HAHAHAHA!
    ha ha ha hahahaha
    And NO he is not qualified.
  • Geezertalk Vanessa 2008/10/10 17:27:42 (edited)
    Geezertalk
    $10 billion dollars a MONTH for Iraq, when they're sitting on $80 billion in oil revenues. That's plenty of hope in my book.
    10 dollars iraq 80 oil revenues plenty hope book
  • UGAGirl "If God brings you... 2008/10/09 18:24:20
    Ha ha ha
    UGAGirl  "If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it"
    +1
    That's a really stupid question. Not no, but HELL no!
  • Gigi 2008/10/09 17:49:47
    Cute
    Gigi
    +1
    He needs to sit in congress for another 15 years, not responding via telephone to serious issues!
  • Faith ~American Patriot~ 2008/10/09 17:02:14
    Ha ha ha
    Faith ~American Patriot~
    +1
    That is great : )
  • one eye Faith ~... 2008/10/10 16:27:06
    one eye
    +1
    THANKS
  • ShanMan72 2008/10/09 17:00:47
    Heard it before
    ShanMan72
    McCain's qualified???? Arizona is in turmoil with taxes. For pete sakes...Arizona taxes the federal money the Govt takes out for federal taxes. Double Taxed!! If he's qualified then I'm God. McCain's had 26 years to improve this nation. I don't see any publicity coming out about what he's done for us while serving. The qualification topic needs to be done away with.
  • Suz-GOODBYE FRIENDS-I just ... 2008/10/09 16:09:02
    Cute
    Suz-GOODBYE FRIENDS-I just can't handle crazy people anymore!!
    YES!! More qualified than any other candidate we have to offer. Barack Obama holds an 11-point lead over John McCain in the latest Gallup Poll Daily tracking report, 52% to 41%. This is the Obama’s highest level of support to date, and also represents his largest lead of the campaign.
  • MaMaJ 2008/10/09 15:44:33 (edited)
    Cute
    MaMaJ
    +1
    He is just as qualified as the ass hole we have in there now, Bush ruined every business he had before becoming pres. and sure owned up to "F" n us too. What the heck at least give him a chance to fix what Bush "F" up, Put it this way would you want to old has been to get in and finish where Bush left of? He sure will and that is a fact.
  • JUSTICE MaMaJ 2008/10/09 20:53:12
    JUSTICE
    +1
    Another Bush bash. Sure he probably isn't our best president ..but he's also not a King...he didn't run America by himself. MAJORITY OF CONGRESS IS DEMOCRAT.
    If you wanna point fingers.
  • boomer 2008/10/09 15:16:14
    Cute
    boomer
    that's a great story/article! and yes, Obama is very qualified, more than most can imagine. he is OVER-QUALIFIED to ruin this country beyond our wildest dreams, i take my hat off to him. he's done such a great job, and speaks so well... i mean, he wants to murder abortion survivers, kill the private sector and make the government the only business in the country, he's already got a great brainwashing scheme going on with his youth brigade... this man is extraordinary in that he will reach his goal, to destroy america, and i must say, i think he's got a pretty dam good plan for it. and with congress being mostly democratic, and the great possibility they will take the court too, i'm sure he won't have much trouble.
  • Geezertalk boomer 2008/10/10 17:25:21
    Geezertalk
    It's definitely Halloween right about now ... after eight years of the worst administration in American history, OBAMA is scary? Bankrupt, demoralized, 10-trillion dollars in debt, sweetheart no-bid contracts for Cheney's old firm, secret meetings with the oil industry to set energy policy, Harriett Miers for the Supreme Court (remember that?!), Mission Accomplished on the USS Abraham Lincoln in 2003 (remember that), and the worry is OBAMA?! Only a person with belt buckle bigger than his brain, like the current mean spirited little cowboy in the Oval Office, would really worry that things could possibly get any worse with Obama in the White House.
    brain current spirited cowboy oval office worry obama white house
  • boomer Geezertalk 2008/10/10 18:44:26
    boomer
    +1
    i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but the fact of the matter is, Obama is a marxist, and he must be stopped. My personal candidate is Chuck Baldwin, that is who i will be voting for, because i don't like McCain neither, but Obama is going to ruin our country.
  • gigi 2008/10/09 14:53:41
    Ha ha ha
    gigi
    +1
    He is unqualified to be President of the USA~
  • jkayvj 2008/10/09 14:42:59
    None of the above
    jkayvj
    I'll bet 90% of you HATERS are Christians. Makes sense! Your on your way out! Life is happening and you all are stuck in HATE MUD!
  • Tristy 2008/10/09 14:31:20 (edited)
    Ha ha ha
    Tristy
  • swimz 2008/10/09 14:03:52
  • Geezertalk swimz 2008/10/09 14:57:09
    Geezertalk
    +1
    It's defintely Halloween right about now. The trillion dollar Bush giveaway to the upper 2% of taxpayers in 2003 was great, wasn't it? The fact that it took 10 years before Democrats were able to overcome Republican opposition and get the minimum wage raised was also a good thing, right? Well, here's the campaign button I'm wearing right now -
    democrats overcome republican opposition minimum wage raised campaign button wearing
  • Terry 2008/10/09 13:19:03
    Ha ha ha
    Terry
  • Karensue322 2008/10/09 06:10:09
    Ha ha ha
    Karensue322
    +1
    Is he voting "PRESENT" on this too?
  • Beca 2008/10/09 05:45:12
    Cute
    Beca
    +1
    DOWN WITH OBAMA i love it
  • Ana 2008/10/09 05:24:57 (edited)
    Ha ha ha
    Ana
    +2
    This is hilarious!!!! Nobama won't even pledge allegiance to our flag...Why? He, honestly, feels that America is wrong...He is NOT one of us, folks. At his speech in Germany, Obama apologized for America. This is the same guy that some of us,NOT ME, want for POTUS....

    Europeans forget how we Americans liberated them from the Nazis. They forget that whenever there is suffering or injustice , WE say "present"(in the real sense of the word).
    Remember that Obama voted "present" in the Senate 130 times. What a record!!! But still, giving all his domestic terrorrist friends and connections, there will be some Americans that will vote for him. Well, I guess some of us are blinded by his "rhetoric"...

    I will never vote for Obama. He is a TRAITOR TO AMERICA, what it entails, and the folks that had given their lives in pursuit of justice and freedom. Remember when he said:"our sodiers are air-raiding villages and killing civilians". And, still, this is the man running for president....disgusting..... remember saidour sodiers air-raiding villages killing civilians running president disgusting
  • Gigi Ana 2008/10/09 09:47:31 (edited)
    Gigi
    "Europeans forget how WE Americans liberated them from the Nazis" Do you really think so? Do you know what other country help them too? Do you know if the Germans and the Jews have also forgotten about Prescott? Hmmm....

    Traitor huh? wow.....

    I feel America is WRONG, and I feel the need to bring it back to what it was and soon. What, am I a traitor too? Because I'm able to tell right from wrong? Do you really know Mccain? I doubt his integrity, more than I doubt Obama's. Why would Mccain married the daughter of an ex convicted felon? Money? maybe, no, yes? Love, sure.... I wonder. Hmmm
  • kcoat 2008/10/09 05:00:18
    Ha ha ha
    kcoat
    NOT WITHIN A ROW OF ***HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
  • Gigi 2008/10/09 04:50:36
    Ha ha ha
    Gigi
    +1
    Pathetic....Not Obama, but the one posting the question...Cheers
  • Keepingitreal 2008/10/09 04:45:31
    None of the above
    Keepingitreal
    More so than McCain!!!
  • Crazy C 2008/10/09 04:39:22
    Undecided
    Crazy C
    (undecided on the stupidity of the joke/blog; but certain about OBAMA!!)

    Ya Betcha!

    undecided undecided stupidity jokeblog obama ya betcha
  • Zorkon 2008/10/09 04:02:36 (edited)
    Ha ha ha
    Zorkon
    +1
    Barack Obama is absolutely NOT qualified to be President of the United States because he refuses to pledge allegiance to our nation, and to our flag.

    If a man will not pledge allegiance to this nation and to its flag, then he has NO BUSINESS being its President, or even running for that office.

    Barack Obama has a lot of nerve (or gall or chutzpah) running for the Presidency of the US when he won't pledge his allegiance to the US or to its flag. That tells me he intends to sabotage, wreck, and attack (or give his terrorist buddies permission to attack) this nation once he is in the White House.

    Why else would he run for President of the US while simultaneously withholding his allegiance therefrom?

    At the very least, he is an untrustworthy liar who does not have the United States' best interest at heart.

    His refusal to pledge allegiance to the nation and flag would mean nothing whatsoever to me if he were not running for President. If a private citizen decided not to pledge, it would be none of my business and mean nothing to me. But when the President, or a candidate for President, will not pledge, then it becomes a big deal. THAT is why I am making such a big deal out of it: because this man is RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
  • pumpkinn_2002 2008/10/09 03:44:56
    None of the above
    pumpkinn_2002
    +1
    Of course he is qualified. You don't have to be a great grandpa to be president.
  • Alexis~American Patriot~ 2008/10/09 03:04:35
    Ha ha ha
    Alexis~American Patriot~

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