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Is Burnt Offering Really Satan In The Flesh Sent By GOD and Jesus Christ?

BurntOffering 2009/02/24 17:47:18
Yes She is a Black Ass Jesus Road to Bethany & Sent Back Talking Like Balaam Mule To Warn Us
No Because Satan is Not Real
Maybe because With God All Things Are Possible
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I contend that I am GOD's other kid, scapegoat, Burnt Offering and the Black Sheep in the Trinity Family. If Satan is the least of the Kingdom; and GOD wants none to Be lost; would Jesus Christ come looking for her?
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  • *Beating*Back*Ignorance 2009/09/13 23:00:26
    Maybe because With God All Things Are Possible
    *Beating*Back*Ignorance
    +1
    he already has found you
  • BurntOf... *Beatin... 2009/09/14 13:18:25
    BurntOffering
    +1
    Yes I know, and its a good thing I wa in prayer and fasting when he came as a theirf in the night, instead of involved with some sort of fornications

    Peace out.
  • Dennis C Latham 2009/02/27 09:08:20
    Maybe because With God All Things Are Possible
    Dennis C Latham
    +1
    Actually .... JESUS doesn't have to come looking.
    HE'S already there.
  • BurntOf... Dennis ... 2009/02/27 14:48:04
    BurntOffering
    What do you mean by Jesus doesnt have to come looking; he's already there?

    Where is there?
  • Dennis ... BurntOf... 2009/02/27 14:53:05 (edited)
    Dennis C Latham
    Where ever you are ?
    JESUS is already there.
    Waiting on you ...
    Waiting on anyone who will call HIS name.

    As far as GOD being a woman / man or a woman and a man.
    It doesn't matter if you are going to try and make it to heaven.

    Either way ?
    You have to go through JESUS who is the son of GOD.
  • BurntOf... Dennis ... 2009/02/27 15:17:10
    BurntOffering
    Oh....yes I know Jesus is with me all the time and I am the Woman He Loosed, although I'm not a loose woman. Please know; I did not take the name of the Lord in vain but Mrs. Jesus Christ is my new name. Just like the song on T. D. Jake's CD "Woman Thou Art Loosed"...My Jesus changed me, rearranged me and Set Me Free!

    Because GOD is Spirit a lot of people think GOD has no gender which is sooo wrong because our we are made in the image of a God who said and used the the words "Male = Xy And Female = XX made He Them" Unfortunately since people cant really see a Spirit; they have trouble tell the dilfference between the Father's X and the Mother's X which are like positive or magnetic poles so one of the Xs are actually upside down and shows the Left and Right Hands, Ovaries or Holy Womb of X(yX)X with its seed in itself.

    I finally understood; Why my grandma said as you do; that I would have to go through Jesus who is the son of God; but I always thought of him as a Middle man and knew I could talk to directly and GOD all by myself. Im sure you can see with the my XyXX theory, that Jesus is the only Male seed, gene or Y in the Trintiy family or within the 3 Xs which are All Females.

    Thanks for your response.

    Peace out
  • Dennis ... BurntOf... 2009/02/27 15:29:06
    Dennis C Latham
    Well ... actually ... I know GOD hears me .... but I think it would be a little disrespectful to talk to GOD without going through JESUS first.

    As far as your name .
    Mrs. JESUS CHRIST.
    I think I understand you.
    You are married to JESUS CHRIST and HIS WAY until a husband who totally follows JESUS comes your way and then you both will be married to JESUS.

    Did I get that right ?

    As far as GOD.
    I tend to stay away from that. It shouldn't matter what gender GOD is.
    GOD IS GOD.
    Even though GOD planted a seed into Mary and that seed was planted into the earth to save the earth.

    A lot of time is wasted trying to explain GOD to people when we should only really be explaining JESUS to people.

    They can twist GOD and everything but they can't twist JESUS.
    That's why GOD seeded JESUS into this earth to show proof.
    The proof is here and it's up to us to be ambassadors for JESUS.

    That cuts through the chase and leave little room for any twisting.

    These are words from the spirit that flows through me at this time.
    AMEN
  • BurntOf... Dennis ... 2009/02/27 21:08:55
    BurntOffering
    AMEN; you got it Right especially about that Mrs. JC and that GOD doesnt care if You call Her a He or a She; just as long as You Seek.

    In closing; Jesus said GOD want us to talk to Her directly, because S/he loves us but would should always end with In Jesus's name; so GOD knows whose who.

    Peace Out and Have a Great Weekend
  • Dennis ... BurntOf... 2009/02/27 21:32:37
    Dennis C Latham
    why are you leaving so fast ?
  • BurntOf... Dennis ... 2009/02/28 00:43:48
    BurntOffering
    +1
    Cause I was at work; now I'm home. It really wouldnt have been right to charge them overtime. See I have turned over a new leaf.

    Peace out
  • Dennis ... BurntOf... 2009/02/28 02:50:08
    Dennis C Latham
    Oh ok
    that's kewl
    Well .....I'm just getting in from rehearsal
    I'm going to check out some of your articles.
  • BurntOf... Dennis ... 2009/03/01 21:52:49
    BurntOffering
    Also I forgot to say thins. The biggest problem between people understanding the Bible are 3 words; 1) And, 2) Or, and 3) Nor when they get to verses such as "Male And Female" made he them,; Honor thy Father And Mother. So Yes the Man was made 1st and She was made 2nd or next. Jesus was made a 1 or the Alpha and Satan was made 2 has his Beta. They togethr received 12 hours each and it takes them both to make one whole 24 hour day. When you see the number 12 it also means One for Him; and 2 for Her. He was made on the 6th day and She was made later as a 9 which is even Greater. Just like the X and M within a Man = Xy she is Double You "W"oman and X switched upside down and therefore the Woe of Man.

    1) The word And means you have to Add the male or one and female as the other one To Get Her. And means also, plus or too; and so must have at least two or Both of them together i.e., To Get Her.

    2) Or means you can have Either of them, the Male Or the Female

    3) Nor means Neither of the Two or more referenced such as Male nor Female

    So GOD is BOTH or Father and Mother; not one or the Other
    We All have that X gene inside of Us one we either got from our Mother or our Father who got it from His momma.

    Peace out
  • BurntOffering 2009/02/24 18:00:45
    Yes She is a Black Ass Jesus Road to Bethany & Sent Back Talking Like Balaam ...
    BurntOffering
    Yes, She is the Black Sheep in the Trinity family; none bothered to look for except Jesus Christ and he left the other 99 righteous ones, so there could be more joy in Heaven. Anyway just remember what the "Angel of the Lord" told Balaam, "had that she ass not turned to the left or right the Angel would have killed Balaam and Saved Her Alive. So I Satan with my hand on a bible promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God; this time. Although this might be the Great Story Ever Told; that Mine & I'm sticking to it.

    Peace out
  • BurntOf... BurntOf... 2009/02/26 14:53:28
    BurntOffering
    You mean to tell me; somebody had the nerve to give this question a negative rave, not respond or leave their name. They must be a Coward and afraid of Dark People like me.

    Peace out
  • Dennis ... BurntOf... 2009/02/27 09:09:31
    Dennis C Latham
    +1
    I don't know about afraid of dark people like you
    a coward ? I agree ...;
    I kinda like the fact you have the nerve and the knowledge to call them a coward.
  • BurntOf... Dennis ... 2009/03/10 14:28:34
    BurntOffering
    Is your comment about Jesus being everywhere the same as when the show Miracles asks; GOD IS NOW HERE OR GOD IS NO WHERE?

    Peace Out
  • Dennis ... BurntOf... 2009/03/10 15:17:29
    Dennis C Latham
    um .. I'm lost on this comment .....
    I was talking about the person who raved you negative.

    I celebrate the fact that you called them a coward.

    and I didn't think it had anything to do with you being a dark person
    I could be wrong ...
  • BurntOf... Dennis ... 2009/03/10 16:05:14
    BurntOffering
    Yes I know. I already responded to that; I was commenting again on your first comment about GOD is everywhere. Are you familiar with the old TV show Miracles? It went off the air; but one of its common questions is how people see or read the sign "GOD IS NOWHERE OR GOD IS NOW HERE.
  • Dennis ... BurntOf... 2009/03/11 01:02:30
    Dennis C Latham
    Why don't you explain it to me.
  • BurntOf... Dennis ... 2009/03/11 01:21:43
    BurntOffering
    It just depends on how you look at things and what you do with whatever you see. With this old tv show; it just brought light to the fact that unless something happens to a person such as get abducted by aliens, nobody will believe you or that its true.

    Peace out
  • BurntOf... Dennis ... 2009/03/27 15:29:07
    BurntOffering
    I wonder how come nobody from Oprah or ABC has called me yet. Do you think its because none reallly believe Satan exist?
  • Dennis ... BurntOf... 2009/03/27 18:31:32
    Dennis C Latham
    Oprah knows satin exists. A lot of people at ABC too....

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