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Is 67 Too Old for a Lap Dance?

News 2012/05/17 00:00:00
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Talk about a buzz kill... A 67-year-old Texas man reportedly died at a strip club on Friday after receiving "several lap dances." The manager of the Red Parrot strip club in El Paso, Texas said the man suddenly became unresponsive when it was time to pay the bill -- but it's not because he didn't have the money. He evidently suffered a heart attack.

For a weak heart, going to a strip club isn't exactly as risky as going to, say, the Heart Attack Grill, but the excitement can definitely put a strain on the ol' blood pump. At least the man's relatives can know that he passed away in high spirits, and hey, he got a few free lap dances out of it. But isn't 67 a little old for that kind of thing?




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  • JuliaLoren 2012/05/17 19:12:42
    No
    JuliaLoren
    +3
    if he wants them, let him! there should maybe be a disclaimer in the front of the club though... haha ;)
  • wes JuliaLoren 2012/05/17 20:36:41
    wes
    +2
    Or maybe she should name her routine 'The Heart Attack'......she's probably going to make a chunk of change off of that word of mouth.....
  • JuliaLoren wes 2012/05/25 16:13:14
    JuliaLoren
    +1
    hahahaha i wouldn't be surprised if some girls started that special lmao
  • stev 2012/05/17 19:12:38
    No
    stev
    +1
    Can't think of a better way to go.
  • Proggy 2012/05/17 19:12:34
    No
    Proggy
    +5
    To get one, no. To give one, YES!
  • 2468 2012/05/17 19:04:16
    No
    2468
    +3
    If Grandpa Cream Jeans has the money and the desire to go then let freedom ring.

    Consider it art appreciation. A beautiful woman is delightful for some reason to us men.

    Somehow it was wired into our brains somewhere....

    brains below the belt
  • JCD aka... 2468 2012/05/17 20:51:25
    JCD aka "biz"
    +1
    'Art appreciation", I agree!
  • bennett.dunn1 2012/05/17 19:02:24
    No
    bennett.dunn1
    +2
    Why not? You have money which presumably you've earned after long hard work; you're tired and you want some fun times. Plus, if you die from the exhilaration, well, that's one less person clogging up the world :p
  • ...Kat... bennett... 2012/05/17 19:31:06
    ...Kat...
    +1
    Omg lmao xD nice touch haha.
  • john Kills 2012/05/17 18:54:17
    No
    john Kills
    +1
    Not if he wants one I reckon.
  • Charles E 2012/05/17 18:52:55
    No
    Charles E
    +2
    Old is not dead. If he has the urge let him go with a smile on his face. <:)
  • Rick4Ron - Paul☮2012 2012/05/17 18:45:50
    No
    Rick4Ron - Paul☮2012
    +4
    Too old, to be a lap dancer, but not to offer a lap.
  • retrograve 2012/05/17 18:45:36 (edited)
    No
    retrograve
    +6
    LOl if s/he can pay for it s/he can get it.
    american dad stripper gif
  • TRUENEPHILIM 2012/05/17 18:44:14
    No
    TRUENEPHILIM
    +3
    I run a strip club in Tampa....our best customers are older gentlemen
  • New Yorker 2012/05/17 18:39:48
    No
    New Yorker
    +3
    H to E to the double L naw
  • Bob Paxson 2012/05/17 18:38:48
    No
    Bob Paxson
    +3
    no way.....bring it on
  • ~Jeffi <3 floats~ 2012/05/17 18:36:51
    No
    ~Jeffi <3 floats~
    +3
    might as well die happy..
  • fooley177 2012/05/17 18:32:26
    No
    fooley177
    +3
    67????????? That means I only get 2 more years. Like HELL!!!!!!!!!
  • Charles E fooley177 2012/05/17 18:54:03
    Charles E
    +1
    Get um while you can!
  • Ashley 2012/05/17 18:26:09
    Yes
    Ashley
    +2
    Betty White did what?
  • AmericanVirus 2012/05/17 18:24:40
  • YOMOMMA 2012/05/17 18:17:56 (edited)
    No
    YOMOMMA
    +3
    This guy just had heart disease. This puts the Red Parrot on the map. Lap dances to die for!
  • johnnyg 2012/05/17 18:17:16
    No
    johnnyg
    +3
    Whatta way to go!!
  • Ramona 2012/05/17 18:14:09
    Yes
    Ramona
    +1
    Lol..:°)
  • Anonymouse ~superdoge~ 2012/05/17 18:11:47
    Yes
    Anonymouse ~superdoge~
    +1
    What a great way to die though :L
  • redwingbox 2012/05/17 18:11:06
    No
    redwingbox
    DANCE TIL YA DIE
  • Dori 2012/05/17 18:07:36
    No
    Dori
    If only we could all pick our poison. Go for it Pops.
  • Hawkeye 2012/05/17 18:03:49
    Yes
    Hawkeye
    +4
    I'm just a tad over 60 myself and I gave up lap dancing years ago.. Like when I couldn't find my lap anymore.. It's tough doing all those moves with a cane.. It's more like a High Wire act..



    ROFLMAO....
  • Hawkeye Hawkeye 2012/05/17 18:05:32
    Hawkeye
    +2
    Ohhhhhhh.. You're talking about GETTING a lap dance...........



    Never mind................
  • Johnny Hawkeye 2012/05/17 18:35:58
    Johnny
    +1
    HEY! I'm 77 and would still enjoy a strip club or a few lap dances. Just depends on the individual. Any sweet young things out there want to go a round.
  • countrygent 2012/05/17 18:02:40
    No
    countrygent
    NO! Hell no. Never partook when I was young.... might now!!!!! The guy probably died with a smile on his face....way to go.
  • pops 2012/05/17 18:01:27
    Yes
    pops
    +1
    In this particular case yes,at least he died with a smile on his face.
  • waterlady 2012/05/17 18:00:48
    No
    waterlady
    Men are horney weather they can get it up or not. If he took viagra, it might be a little more exciting for him. Explain the cost before the dance and if he it's mentally there, they should have sent him home.
  • Johnny waterlady 2012/05/17 18:37:55
    Johnny
    Lots of us older guys don't need viagra. Stay active and little Willie will get up.
  • kepowell Johnny 2012/05/17 19:18:22
    kepowell
    Ha! Lots? Why is viagra the #1 selling drug among men in their 50s ?
    Good for you though.. I'd say you r special !
  • the_old_coach 2012/05/17 18:00:31
    No
    the_old_coach
    Nope...
  • CODE 11 2012/05/17 17:55:23
    No
    CODE 11
    You can have heart problems at any age....he didn't die of old age.
  • chariot... CODE 11 2012/05/17 19:19:05
    chariotdrvr14
    I think it's the preferred mode of death. Tho' it sucks for the dancer.
  • CODE 11 chariot... 2012/05/17 22:33:37
    CODE 11
    +1
    It's the way I want to go..but i want to be 99 when it happpens
  • BunStinger 2012/05/17 17:55:03 (edited)
    No
    BunStinger
    +1
    Hell no. As long as the plumbing still works there's no harm in pumping some of those Social Security dollars into the local economy.

    As an aside, that must have been a pretty classy club the old guy died in. In most of the places I'm familiar with, they would have emptied his pockets before calling the hospital.

    Naughty dancer

    After all, those girls tend to be a bit naughty.

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