Is 67 Too Old for a Lap Dance?

by SodaHead News Posted 2012/05/17 00:00:00

Related Topics: Lap Dance, strip club, Old Man, 67, Heart Attack, Free, Heart Attack Grill, Friday, Texas, Strip

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Talk about a buzz kill... A 67-year-old Texas man reportedly died at a strip club on Friday after receiving "several lap dances." The manager of the Red Parrot strip club in El Paso, Texas said the man suddenly became unresponsive when it was time to pay the bill -- but it's not because he didn't have the money. He evidently suffered a heart attack.

For a weak heart, going to a strip club isn't exactly as risky as going to, say, the Heart Attack Grill, but the excitement can definitely put a strain on the ol' blood pump. At least the man's relatives can know that he passed away in high spirits, and hey, he got a few free lap dances out of it. But isn't 67 a little old for that kind of thing?

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Eliot Loney 2012/05/17 02:01:23 (edited)

Yes

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Strip clubs are stupid, and a waste of money.
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Puddin8686 2012/05/18 02:29:01

No

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man got to do what a man has got to do--your body gets older but your brain still thinks you can

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KANKY 2012/05/18 02:25:30

No

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what away to go! never to old for a lap dance. i never had one myself but i know i would enjoy it .

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Chaoskingsxz 2012/05/18 02:25:06

No

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As long as the Old men die with a smile on his face.

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WilliamStrong 2012/05/18 02:04:47

No

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He has the freedom to do what he wants. It doesn't matter his age. It sucks that it happened but it was his choice.

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jrtmanmd 2012/05/18 01:57:42

No

Depends upon what your Cardiologist says! LOL

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Stephen Oberkirch 2012/05/18 01:56:41

No

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Hell, that's how I wanna go; A young girl on my lap, a beer in my hand, and a song in my heart.

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truthman to Stephen... 2012/05/18 05:55:10

thats what im thinking too

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mikeyllo 2012/05/18 01:50:07

No

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Hopefully it won't be something I'll be interested in doing at 67, but people that age are doing a lot more than just receiving lap dances and most live to tell the story!!! Get it, Grandpa!!! LOL.

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overseanancy 2012/05/18 01:48:21

Yes

UM...SERIOUSLY????

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Mark 2012/05/18 01:23:06

No

Sex is for everyone... it is a free choice. I guess they need to change the rules there though.., pay first!

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Ms.Gamlieli 2012/05/18 01:20:12

Yes

or at least he was too old for a lap dance.

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rebecca to Ms.Gaml... 2012/05/18 05:51:19

really ok cool i find that interesting

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alanh 2012/05/18 01:11:56

No

If that's what he wanted then more power to him. Not a choice I would make for myself.

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richard 2012/05/18 00:51:12

No

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Its never to late or old for a grind

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Marberico 2012/05/18 00:27:17 (edited)

No

I believe the question is besides the point.

It is the health of a person, not his or her age that counts.

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Link 2012/05/18 00:22:44

No

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Depends on if the one who's lap it is is the one who's 67 or if the one doing the lapdance is the one who's 67.... LOL... but, in fairness, maybe the 67 year old woman is a hottie at her age... LOL...

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Captain... to Link 2012/05/18 05:56:04

WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE, IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER ALSO.. :^)

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Link to Captain... 2012/05/18 11:25:10

Of course... I was being sarcastic... hence the LOL at the end... so, smile, chuckle, laugh.... and move on....

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**StarzAbove** 2012/05/17 23:56:22

Yes

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Evidently it was for that guy!

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John T. 2012/05/17 23:54:41

No

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He may be old, but he is not dead yet.

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Maxine to John T. 2012/05/18 03:54:03

Love it! Lol

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Autumn 2012/05/17 23:54:19

Yes

Strip clubs. Sex, money, and death. Lovely.

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Captain... to Autumn 2012/05/18 06:00:22

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DO BE TOO JUDGEMENTAL THERE SWEETIE... MAYBE HIS WIFE HAD PAST AWAY BEFORE HIM.. OR MAYBE SHE HAD GIVEN UP ON PLAYING WITH THE OLD COOT..

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ruthannhausman 2012/05/17 23:51:18

No

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Sorry for the poor guy, but he should have known and understood his health situation. That's his responsibility. There are 80-year-olds who enjoy frequent sex and don't have a problem. As I said, you gotta know your limits.

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DebraJMSmith 2012/05/17 23:50:15

Yes

Unless it is your wife, ANY age is too old for a lap dance!!!

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rebecca to DebraJM... 2012/05/18 05:49:56

really ok cool i find that intresting

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Rubyking 2012/05/17 23:42:00

No

there is never to old

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Rubyking to Rubyking 2012/05/17 23:42:23

*too*

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Kell490 2012/05/17 23:41:17

No

At least he died with a smile I mean where is a 67 year old guy going to get woman who look like that to pay any attention unless he was rich. Basically the non rich are limited to strip clubs. When you get old you only know it when you look in the mirror.

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hasher 2012/05/17 23:38:06

No

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hey at least he died happy and probably with a smile on his face. it depends on your health some people are very healthy at 67 others not so much.

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sandra 2012/05/17 23:35:54

No

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I think people should enjoy themselves forever, no matter what age they are. And 67 is young nowadays . Not old at all.Poor man though , but at least he probablly died a very happy man.

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becca m 2012/05/17 23:35:52

No

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Gosh!!! Their not dead yet!!! At least he went with a smile on his face : )

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TheNightFly 2012/05/17 23:34:19 (edited)

No

He obviously wasn't a regular visitor. He'd have been in much better shame if he was.

But I find it a bit far fetched that a lap dance alone would drive a guy to have a heart attack- even an old guy with a heart condition. No, there was something else going on here, something psychological. If his mind was clouded with superstition, believing that he was offending God and the angels and making the demons laugh and imagining the spirits of his dead relatives standing around in disgust, all while trying to maintain a socially acceptable appearance of enjoyment is enough to provoke a heart attack even in a healthy person.

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Pikachu 2012/05/17 23:31:09

Yes

What an incredibly sad- and degrading way to go...

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hasher to Pikachu 2012/05/17 23:39:49

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sad?? he probably died a happy man.

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Pikachu to hasher 2012/05/17 23:42:54

Who would want die that way? It's just embarrassing

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TheNigh... to Pikachu 2012/05/17 23:48:38

It's always sad when someone goes but how is it degrading?

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Pikachu to TheNigh... 2012/05/18 00:28:00

Because why would you want to die that way? It's just... disgusting.

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TheNigh... to Pikachu 2012/05/18 03:30:11

I don't want die at all. But what's disgusting about a lap dance?

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Pikachu to TheNigh... 2012/05/18 10:02:16

Why would you want the obituary to say that you died from your heart exploding from a lap dance? That's just a perverted and ridiculous way to go...

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