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Is 67 Too Old for a Lap Dance?

News 2012/05/17 00:00:00
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Talk about a buzz kill... A 67-year-old Texas man reportedly died at a strip club on Friday after receiving "several lap dances." The manager of the Red Parrot strip club in El Paso, Texas said the man suddenly became unresponsive when it was time to pay the bill -- but it's not because he didn't have the money. He evidently suffered a heart attack.

For a weak heart, going to a strip club isn't exactly as risky as going to, say, the Heart Attack Grill, but the excitement can definitely put a strain on the ol' blood pump. At least the man's relatives can know that he passed away in high spirits, and hey, he got a few free lap dances out of it. But isn't 67 a little old for that kind of thing?




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  • Guest Resizst... 2012/06/02 12:47:01
    Guest
    +1
    I did not read the article but responded to the question before reading the story
    I did not know he died I thought it was about an aging man, not one who died right after the Lap dance and because of it. Thought it was like a bucket list wish. Sorry that this man died. I don't wish that sadness on anyone's loved one.
  • NUCKLEDRAGGER 2012/05/19 09:55:59
    Yes
    NUCKLEDRAGGER
    I want to say I believe getting a lap dance is bad for anyone no matter what their age is, unless the one giving the lap dance is your wife or husband and behind closed doors. God will not be mocked.
  • Resizst... NUCKLED... 2012/05/21 23:58:53
    Resizstance
    +1
    Alrighty then. I guess you'll be wanting to be throwing the first stone. Seeing how your without sin and all!!
  • Kamen 2012/05/19 06:37:23
    No
    Kamen
    +3
    I'm not aware of there being any upper age limit.
  • Tennessee3501 2012/05/19 05:47:22
    No
    Tennessee3501
    +2
    I feel sorry for this poor man, but if a woman gives a lap dance to a man any younger, he may have to change his underwear during the preliminaries before the real action begins!
  • rph3636 2012/05/19 05:39:25
    Yes
    rph3636
    The truth is any age is to old unless it's your wife and it's private.
  • Doc Frank stein 2012/05/19 04:55:50
    No
    Doc Frank stein
    +2
    Not at allLOL! ;)
  • Caleb Neels 2012/05/19 03:33:59
    No
    Caleb Neels
    +1
    I HOPE NOT
  • P. Sturm 2012/05/18 23:02:34
    No
    P. Sturm
    +1
    Apparently it was in this case though. Hey, but if you got to go ...
  • Claybern 2012/05/18 22:50:17
    No
    Claybern
    +2
    and h*ll no.
  • Striker 2012/05/18 22:15:44 (edited)
    No
    Striker
    +2
    Every day about a quarter million die on this planet. This is NOT "News", and the man died whether we "vote" or not. Poster should apologize for wasting everybody's time.
  • Reinhold 2012/05/18 21:16:59
  • *{≈F®éD Fîñå†îç≈}* 2012/05/18 19:54:03
    No
    *{≈F®éD Fîñå†îç≈}*
    +2
    Naah He Passed With A Smile On His Face & A Hore On His Lap. Isnt That How All Guys DREAM Of Going?
  • susan BN-0 2012/05/18 19:44:40
    No
    susan BN-0
    No
  • Republican Ladder 2012/05/18 19:28:15
    No
    Republican Ladder
    +1
    If a women doesnt want ti fight her guy cause he wants to leave, she has all the right in the world to use her virtue to keep him sitting!!!!!
  • dimwit 2012/05/18 19:09:21
    Yes
    dimwit
    Most women are incapable of performing a lap dance after the age of 60. This is the reason younger women are able to find employment doing so.
    A man expends very little effort in order to sit on a chair and receive one, other than an occasional rising to the moment.
  • Constitution Believer 2012/05/18 19:08:14
  • Tenness... Constit... 2012/05/19 05:51:11 (edited)
    Tennessee3501
    They can insert implants for guys like you! They are guaranteed and you get your money back if your erection lasts less than 4 hours!

    If you can't find willing women, join the Secret Service and be stationed in Colombia!
  • Dijana 2012/05/18 19:06:28
    No
    Dijana
    +3
    I strongly want to lap dance with a 70 year old man!
  • Doc Fra... Dijana 2012/05/19 04:57:54
    Doc Frank stein
    +2
    I'm 61, Dijana ...lol
    Will that do??! :)
  • Tenness... Dijana 2012/05/19 05:54:18
    Tennessee3501
    +2
    DAMN! I just turned 71. I guess I am over the hill and cannot live up to your standards!
  • Eric 2012/05/18 17:50:37
    No
    Eric
    +2
    It's never to old to pretend!
  • Charge 2012/05/18 17:46:09
    No
    Charge
    +3
    But my fiancee would kill me!
  • Arya Charge 2012/05/19 00:13:21
    Arya
    +3
    You'd be right about that...

    you feeling lucky punk  well  do ya
  • Charge Arya 2012/05/19 00:39:57
  • Tdog Charge 2012/06/13 02:59:55
    Tdog
    +1
    That is lyk so unbelievably creepy. It's just about the freakiest thing i've eva seen. Lol. Only, it's one of those disturbing images that u can't stop looking at.
    Oh... ow... my soul.
  • Quazimoto 2012/05/18 17:35:49
    No
    Quazimoto
    +2
    For some individuals that would not be such a bad way to bite the bullet.
  • Mimi 2012/05/18 17:15:06
    No
    Mimi
    +2
    Look at the guy from play boy! Were all humans better them to go to a strip club and pay girls that are willing to do it than rapest. There was this young guy who decided to have a three some he also died of a heart attack from taking so much viagra.
  • jimf 2012/05/18 16:50:21
    No
    jimf
    +1
    Why should he ever be too old, I have never been to one, but there is still time.
  • D.C.Verdone 2012/05/18 16:08:16
    No
    D.C.Verdone
    Not at all. Old men need fake loving too XD XD but seriously if you have a weak heart (usually if you have a heart from that kinda excitment, I 'm pretty sure you knew you had problems) Then you probably should get one lap dance then hit the old dusty trail.
  • Calm down! 2012/05/18 15:20:30
    No
    Calm down!
    +3
    He came and went at the same time!
  • Tdog Calm down! 2012/06/13 03:01:26
    Tdog
    +1
    Whoa... profound. Lol
  • Mr Marvin 2012/05/18 15:00:16
    No
    Mr Marvin
    +2
    He probably enjoyed it and died happy feeling good.
  • Merhabi Daham 2012/05/18 14:11:13
    No
    Merhabi Daham
    +1
    Giving or Receiving? But by the time i'm 67 i would hope to be married happily and not need to purchase said lap-dance.
  • Proud 2012/05/18 14:02:03
  • The Judge 2012/05/18 13:27:27
    No
    The Judge
    +1
    He went out with a bang lol
  • Risk 2012/05/18 13:18:16
    No
    Risk
    +2
    Nice way to go ! ; )
  • Rie Rie Smith 2012/05/18 12:46:35
    No
    Rie Rie Smith
    +3
    age is just a number
  • NigelCornick 2012/05/18 12:38:52
    No
    NigelCornick
    if the dancers 67 yes !
  • Little Fawn 2012/05/18 11:58:41
    No
    Little Fawn
    +2
    As long as you've got a good heart, go for it.

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