Is 67 Too Old for a Lap Dance?

by SodaHead News Posted 2012/05/17 00:00:00

Related Topics: Lap Dance, strip club, Old Man, 67, Heart Attack, Free, Heart Attack Grill, Time, Friday, Texas, Strip

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Talk about a buzz kill... A 67-year-old Texas man reportedly died at a strip club on Friday after receiving "several lap dances." The manager of the Red Parrot strip club in El Paso, Texas said the man suddenly became unresponsive when it was time to pay the bill -- but it's not because he didn't have the money. He evidently suffered a heart attack.

For a weak heart, going to a strip club isn't exactly as risky as going to, say, the Heart Attack Grill, but the excitement can definitely put a strain on the ol' blood pump. At least the man's relatives can know that he passed away in high spirits, and hey, he got a few free lap dances out of it. But isn't 67 a little old for that kind of thing?

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Eliot Loney 2012/05/17 02:01:23 (edited)

Yes

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Strip clubs are stupid, and a waste of money.
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RightWingAmerica 2013/01/11 21:40:50

No

It depends on who's giving and who's receiving it! I sure as hell wouldn't want some wrinkly old bitch giving me a lap dance!

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Sittinducks 2012/07/03 00:54:16

Yes

Grow up.

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Chris Tate 2012/06/05 18:23:00

No

If you've got the money what does it matter how old you are

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Maryam 2012/05/30 10:58:52

No

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It doesn't matter how old are you,to know how to dance is important:)

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Tdog 2012/05/29 01:21:55

No

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U choose the actions, u choose the consequences. He knew what he was doing n I bet he died doing what he loved; there are worst ways 2 go.

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musicman95 2012/05/27 16:29:45

No

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why not...old cows like salt just like young ones...or sum'n like that!

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Eva (: 2012/05/24 21:57:38

Yes

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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gidianedwards97 2012/05/24 03:01:44

No

+1
Ill bet he had a smile

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vianey 2012/05/23 19:24:50

Yes

ohh yea thats to gross

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stephen 2012/05/23 03:07:42

No

+2
you can go all you want plain and simple...he took life into his own hands

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VictorianBabe 2012/05/23 01:31:38

Yes

+1
At 67yrs of age, a penis only has one use and that is to piss.

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tywon.smith 2012/05/23 01:15:19

No

+2
At least he died with a smile!!

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DDevlin780 2012/05/22 21:11:46

No

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I hope he was comming and going at the same time. Not a bad way to go.

Bet I go to hell for that post.

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FumbDuck 2012/05/22 20:07:55

No

imho, It was not JUST the lap dances that killed him. Alcohol does more than just get you drunk it also thins your blood. When you are sitting still drinking or smoking dope or worse yet both. You stand up and feel dizzy and did not realize how drunk or stoned you were until you stood up. This " effect " is caused by the thinning of your blood.

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sylvie dumont 2012/05/22 18:36:45

Yes

The dude DIED. Isn't that a sign?

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Jen 2012/05/22 14:17:41

No

If you got it, you've got it.

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Groundskeeper Willy 2012/05/22 13:21:04

No

+3
With Age comes experience,

Young Bull and Old Bull, at the fence seeing cows on the other side,
the young bull says to old bull, "lets jump the fence and *f&k;* a cow. "

the old bull replies, let go to the open gate, and "f&k; em all"..

it is about experience and attitude.

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sokoyah 2012/05/22 13:13:48

No

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in some circles 67 is not to old to receive a lap dance or give one. You have some mature adults can drop it like it's hot with the best of them; he probably would have fallen dead at the golf range, it was his lot in life.

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Starchild 2012/05/22 09:45:21 (edited)

No

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If you think it's too old, then you're too prejudiced. Stop the ageism against the old and the young!

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MissNovemberTuesday 2012/05/22 05:03:23

No

+1
You can be 43 and have a bad heart or you can be 82 and have a strong one. Age is not the main factor.

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Bookworm 2012/05/22 00:28:48

No

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Men are men from cradle to grave. Just because he was 67, he still enjoyed looking at a beautiful woman. Anna Nicole Smith met her ancient husband, oil business mogul J. Howard Marshall, 62 years her senior at a strip club. He was in his 90's.

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iHeartChopin 2012/05/21 06:32:10

No

+1
Creepy, but I don't think it's too old

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Budge 2012/05/20 23:51:53

No

E-w-w-w-w

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justnotsaying (: 2012/05/20 21:40:56

Yes

+1
For him it was.

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Darling 2012/05/20 04:45:44

No

+1
sex is sex. we either want it young old or both. whatever. this question is stupid

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beach bum 2012/05/20 01:36:38

No

buyer beware

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Kyle 2012/05/19 19:15:18

No

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If you've got the money to pay for it, feel free to do it.

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shygurl 2012/05/19 17:47:25

Yes

+1
lol eww haha i wouldnt wanna give an old man a lap dance
i dont even like it when old perverts are checking me out

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Dave 007 2012/05/19 12:07:50

No

+6
Hey he went out with a smile and didn't have to pay the bill.

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Guest to Dave 007 2012/05/19 15:35:28 (edited)

He may not have kept smiling when he got to the Pearly Gates. I'd be repenting of all my sins if I knew I was ready to meet my maker in a second or two, not getting a lap dance.

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dbrodzik to Guest 2012/05/20 05:29:58

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I think I'd rather go to "the other place" if people like you are behind the Pearly Gates.

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Resizst... to dbrodzik 2012/05/21 23:52:08

+1
AMEN!!

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Guest to Resizst... 2012/05/30 23:50:02

Birds of a feather love to flock together

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Resizst... to Guest 2012/05/31 07:26:46

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"Birds of a feather love to flock together"

This bird sez, FLOCK YOU!

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Guest to Resizst... 2012/06/02 12:40:44 (edited)

That was really creative. But you sure are one angry person and from the looks of it you could use a little tolerance yourself. This is not the wild wild west or the Hatfields and McCoys. Last I checked its a country of free speech and although I disagree with you I don''t think I need to flock you.

PS if someone's wife caught them getting a lap dance they may get a flock you again!

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Resizst... to Guest 2012/06/02 15:28:33

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"you could use a little tolerance yourself."

Indeed. It's not one of my strong points. Especially when I run into a "Holier than thou" type. Nothing strokes my "Bird Feathers" more than seeing a so called Christian sending a fellow human being to hell, via fire and brimstone as a way of proselytizing.

Many more are left behind than will ever be saved by such a mean spirited and narrow minded approach.

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Guest to dbrodzik 2012/05/30 23:49:40 (edited)

Been faithful to one person all my life. I guess you would be uncomfortable with faithful spouses in Heaven? Birds of a feather flock together may or may not apply but it is my right to not see how a LAP DANCE WOULD BE NECESSARY BEFORE MEETING GOD IN HEAVEN.

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Resizst... to Guest 2012/05/21 23:55:02

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Sez the dude who has never had a wayward thought or sinned in his life!

Glass houses and stones, my friend, glass houses and stones...

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Guest to Resizst... 2012/05/30 23:51:21 (edited)

So what is not true about what I said that God would not love for all men to have a lap dance before entering Heaven? I thought all Judges wanted to see some remorse before he makes a decision on guilt or innocence. Last I checked lust & adultery is okay with the man upstairs?

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Resizst... to Guest 2012/05/31 07:20:17

Huh? Are you for real, or just a troll? Firstly....

Who said anything about knowing he would go anywhere? He died of a heart attack.

It is true, that getting a lap-dance, if you knew it to be your final act on Earth would not be in your best interests, regarding seeing your name written in the "Book of Life". However, that scenario was not portrayed here. Who knows what kind of life this man may or may not have lived prior to the lap-dance, and who are you or I to judge?

And secondly... You think adultery and lust is okay if "it is one's life partner"???

What religion do you subscribe to?

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