Indian Tribe Names Obama "Walking Eagle"

Birthpangs 2012/07/07 12:56:37
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."

The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is
the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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  • Prairie Wind 2012/07/09 03:41:36
    Prairie Wind
    Where's the teleprompter with a roll of 1 ply wipes hung on it?
  • Ken 2012/07/08 18:16:51
    Good name becaue eagles usually fly.
  • Maynard 2012/07/08 11:49:40
    And the rest of the libs in the Senate and House are called

  • Cal 2012/07/08 05:49:37
    I name him post turtle.

    obama post turtle
  • Tarheel 2012/07/08 04:58:13
    Nice..you insult both the President and Native Americans.
  • kfallslady 2012/07/08 03:16:42
    Oh thank you for the post
  • Wahvlvke 2012/07/08 02:54:29
    There are no Indian words for "traitorous flop eared dictator wannabe socialist bastard".
  • Birthpangs Wahvlvke 2012/07/08 20:35:51
  • Wahvlvke Birthpangs 2012/07/08 20:46:12
    That's Kenyan ... not NA.
  • evangelism_vision 2012/07/08 02:13:41
    I call Obama an AntiChrist, Hear his own words

  • Birthpangs evangel... 2012/07/08 20:36:51
  • evangel... Birthpangs 2012/07/08 20:41:00
    Don't believe that Obama is " The " Anti Christ but Obama is an Anti Christ and look what Obama is doing to our military. He is a threat to the National Security of the American People
  • Birthpangs evangel... 2012/07/08 20:43:07
  • evangel... Birthpangs 2012/07/09 22:34:38
    but there is a bible verse that talks about the following: that the man of sin will not be revealed until the spirit is removed.
    The holy spirit is in each of the believers and therefore when the Rapture takes place, the Anti Christ will be revealed. I do believe that Obama is " A Anti Christ ", not " THE " Anti Christ.

    WE SHALL SEE.... Good post I know Iran is looking for the Mahdi, and the Jews are looking for the Messiah but the Messiah already came and his name was Jesus Christ, the lamb of God, the King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

    Thanks for you're post

  • dasimon1 2012/07/08 00:31:40
    Walking Eagle hahahaha we all know he has NO credentials to be the POTUS. His position was bought for him by George Soros and David Rockefeller And a few hi mucki mucks from Builderburgs.They set him up when he was in the state senate of Ill. It snow balled from there and Soros took over from there making him what he is today. Scumbag piece of feces that needs to go to jail after he looses this election !
  • dasimon1 2012/07/08 00:22:05 (edited)
    Now that was immensly F U N N Y!!!
  • kaZappoo 2012/07/07 23:39:57
  • Birthpangs kaZappoo 2012/07/08 20:37:45
  • Kara 2012/07/07 23:31:53
    Obama is more like a chicken. lol
    Obama the chicen Obama the chicen
  • Birthpangs Kara 2012/07/07 23:33:34
  • Kara Birthpangs 2012/07/08 01:48:30
    thank you :)
  • kaZappoo Kara 2012/07/07 23:41:41
    but there usefull ...they give eggs & even the ones who dont give eggs at the end ya can eat em !
  • Birthpangs kaZappoo 2012/07/08 20:38:45
  • Of Thee I Sing... 2012/07/07 21:58:46
    Of Thee I Sing...
    LOL.....so True!
  • heirsoftheking 2012/07/07 21:23:42 (edited)
    Good post! It speaks for itself!
  • David Nesbitt 2012/07/07 21:05:00
    David Nesbitt
    I will give the Walking Eagle joke a 10. It's there with Post Turtle.
  • 4570GOVT 2012/07/07 20:41:41
    He is Also Known as POST TURTLE !

    A man was walking down the road and saw a turtle sitting on top of a fence post .

    Nobody was sure HOW he got up there on that Lofty Perch .

    It was certain that he didn't get up there by himself !

    Somebody Had To Put Him Up There - But " WHO " ?

    Such is the case with Mr. Obama ...................

    How did a man with NO QUALIFICATIONS - NO EXPERIANCE - NO HISTORY ( that anybody can view , because it is forbidden to be seen ) , Become The President of the United States ? How did a man who had never operated a Kool-Aid stand , much less held ANY job , get up on this Lofty Perch ?
    ........... SOMEBODY Put Him There ! - He will forever be known as POST TURTLE !
  • snafu2 4570GOVT 2012/07/08 00:09:34 (edited)
    Kind of makes one feel like your in a Twilite Zone episode with this clown..Hey, would'nt it be great to wish him out to the cornfield.. We'll just have to wait till November to do that.
  • 4570GOVT snafu2 2012/07/08 00:40:21
    LOL ! - Lets Hope So .
  • Birthpangs 4570GOVT 2012/07/08 20:39:33
  • Mark P. 2012/07/07 20:20:48
    Mark P.
    Should be talks with forked tongue.
  • nononsenseguy 2012/07/07 20:05:52
    That is pleasant compared to what a few native americans at work call him.
  • Kryo 2012/07/07 19:31:37
    Only because he can't fly! (Ever heard soar like an eagle). Either way I believe he's a chicken,turkey hybrid with touch toilet water.
  • ed 2012/07/07 19:29:56
  • dave b 2012/07/07 19:22:32
  • Sinpac 2012/07/07 18:59:06
  • kaZappoo Sinpac 2012/07/07 23:45:48 (edited)
    well bush was no better that obunnghole ...so they most likely named him the sucessor of the name FOOL!

    until a person who can achieve promisses there no better that a walking eagle anyhow !
  • Maddog 2012/07/07 18:43:05
    Sounds about right!
  • intolerantrwj 2012/07/07 18:20:18
    ..... funny, this picture usually comes to mind at the mention of his name ....

  • Flamdingo 2012/07/07 17:15:29
    I have never been more PROUD of the American Indian Nation than when they gave Obamination that plaque, I hope he hangs it on the wall in his office.

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