If you were voted in as President, what is the first thing you would do your first night in the White House?
Gramma Lil
2008/09/26 16:09:21
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This is just to break up the political drama here at sodahead. We need a good political laugh at it all today. Laughter sooths the soul and puts smiles in our hearts. Have fun and be honest!
Top Opinion
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I'd be a nosey-rosey and check out the.....
+12I'd check out all the secret files on everybody....LOL!! The real truth about the JFK assassination would be my first read!!
Now, Supreme Court Justice? That, I'd like to do.
then look at all the goverment files...
discover all the government conspiricies (i know i cant spell but im not here for a spelling test)
hehe
oohh and id fire everyone and reemploy people so most of the people might get there jobs back
hehe
Check it out, TRY IT and see how simple doing your taxes could be:
http://www.cse.org/flattax/in...
Next, I would solve all foreign trade problems: I would instantly make customs duty ZERO on anything anyone wants to ship to the US. BUT (and here is the solution) I would announce that any other country's highest duty on ANY US exported item would become our across the board duty on ANYTHING they ship us, effective in one week.
Next, I would solve the market distortions by eliminating ALL subsidies for EVERYTHING. No more farm subsidies. No more minimum protected prices. If you can't make a living doing something, then you should stop doing it and do something else that is in demand, not count on the taxpayer to buy your surplus.
Next, I would solve the mortgage crisis by making it illegal to sell mortgages. I would say if you give someone a mortgage, YOU have to hold it. You sell a bad one, then YOU take the loss. You sell a good one, then YOU make the profit. The government isn't going to back you up if you screw up.
Next, I would solve the education crisis. Vouchers and competition. You get a $10,000 voucher to trade to any school you like. People will spend them at schools that produce the best product. To produce the best product you...
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Check it out, TRY IT and see how simple doing your taxes could be:
http://www.cse.org/flattax/in...
Next, I would solve all foreign trade problems: I would instantly make customs duty ZERO on anything anyone wants to ship to the US. BUT (and here is the solution) I would announce that any other country's highest duty on ANY US exported item would become our across the board duty on ANYTHING they ship us, effective in one week.
Next, I would solve the market distortions by eliminating ALL subsidies for EVERYTHING. No more farm subsidies. No more minimum protected prices. If you can't make a living doing something, then you should stop doing it and do something else that is in demand, not count on the taxpayer to buy your surplus.
Next, I would solve the mortgage crisis by making it illegal to sell mortgages. I would say if you give someone a mortgage, YOU have to hold it. You sell a bad one, then YOU take the loss. You sell a good one, then YOU make the profit. The government isn't going to back you up if you screw up.
Next, I would solve the education crisis. Vouchers and competition. You get a $10,000 voucher to trade to any school you like. People will spend them at schools that produce the best product. To produce the best product you have to compete for the best teachers. The best teachers will get the most money; the worst will be unemployable and will have to find something else to do.
Next, I will solve the illegal immigration problem. ANY employer that hires illegals will go to jail for 10 YRS, oh and I'll finish the wall and pardon Campion & Ramos, reinstate them and give them each 5 million dollars for damages.
Well, I guess that's good for the first day.
It will now be illegal to put any muffler on your car or motorcycle that is louder than the OEM one.
It will be illegal to have a car sub woofer that goes below 80Hz, you can have seat shakers that go as low as you like, so others don’t have to listen to your musical selections.
It will be illegal to wear a baseball cap with the brim pointing any direction other than forward.
It will be illegal to wear pants with the crotch more than 4” below your own crotch, just as it will be illegal to have your boxers show more than an inch above your waistband.
It will be illegal to transmit any ghetto talk or slang on public airwaves. The penalty will be reading ALL William Safire columns and watching ALL Alister Cooke videos, with an English comprehension test to get out of jail.
Speaking of jail, ALL food will become Vegan, TV will be limited to educational shows and Sheriff Joe Arpio will become head of the US prison system
It will be illegal to print ANY government publication in any language other then the OFFICIAL language of the country, ENGLISH.
The IRS will be required to fully audit ALL rap, hip-hop, sports and Hollywood people annually.
Hummm… and my cabinet…. Lou Dobbs becomes VP, Walter Williams will be head of social programs, Jessie Ventura can b...&
It will now be illegal to put any muffler on your car or motorcycle that is louder than the OEM one.
It will be illegal to have a car sub woofer that goes below 80Hz, you can have seat shakers that go as low as you like, so others don’t have to listen to your musical selections.
It will be illegal to wear a baseball cap with the brim pointing any direction other than forward.
It will be illegal to wear pants with the crotch more than 4” below your own crotch, just as it will be illegal to have your boxers show more than an inch above your waistband.
It will be illegal to transmit any ghetto talk or slang on public airwaves. The penalty will be reading ALL William Safire columns and watching ALL Alister Cooke videos, with an English comprehension test to get out of jail.
Speaking of jail, ALL food will become Vegan, TV will be limited to educational shows and Sheriff Joe Arpio will become head of the US prison system
It will be illegal to print ANY government publication in any language other then the OFFICIAL language of the country, ENGLISH.
The IRS will be required to fully audit ALL rap, hip-hop, sports and Hollywood people annually.
Hummm… and my cabinet…. Lou Dobbs becomes VP, Walter Williams will be head of social programs, Jessie Ventura can be secretary of state, Boone Pickens for secretary of energy, Ron Paul becomes Fed chairman, Bob Barr is secretary of the treasury, David Petraeus is sec of defense. Lt. Gen. Russel Honore becomes head of FEMA & Homeland Security, Richard Marcinko becomes CIA director, Ann Coulter can be the UN representative………..or maybe John Bolton, yeah, he knows what to do.
Speaking of the UN, we close Gitmo and move the UN there and give the old building to the Donald, as he knows what to do with NY real estate.
As far as Iran’s nuclear programs, we should carefully drop a lot of GBU-39 bunker busters in rapid succession on the centrifuges………. Oh, that’s right we just sold Israel 1,000 of those, humm, maybe I don’t need to worry about that.
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JFK assasination
Roswell Aliens
etc.
or... i would invite all the hottiest singer, rappers and dancers in the world for a MASSIVE par-tay!
(from carly, kitkats friend) =)