If Romney and Ryan are Bat Man and Robin, who are Obama and Biden?

Holy headlines! Events have certainly changed. “Batman” Mitt Romney is no longer alone. He’s now accompanied by “Robin” Paul Ryan which has created a political new dynamic.

I was bit wary of Ryan on the ticket. I never doubted that he was incredibly capable, but sometimes thoughtful intellect and knowledge can be a drawback in American campaigns based on sound bites. Much of the electorate has an attention span of two minutes or less and Ryan loves in depth explanations.

But this seems to have changed and Boy Wonder Ryan has adapted to this with incredible skill. They have already begun an effective and energetic battle against those destroying “Gotham” America.

So who are Obama and Biden? Here are a few possibilities:

Barack Obama could be “The Joker.” He can have a clownish appearance, particularly in his Golfing outfit. At times Obama acts rather manic, babbling on incessantly but making little sense off teleprompter. His arsenal of weapons seems to include laughing-gas that he seems to snort himself when in front of an audience.

On the other hand, Obama could be “The Penguin.” Surrounded by Chicago political mobster types, he’s transformed the White House into the Iceberg Lounge of criminal activity such as “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to terrorist drug lords and mega million dollar payoffs to bundlers affiliated with defunct “Green energy” schemes.

Biden could be “The Riddler.” He never worked an honest job in his life but lives in one of the plushest estates in Delaware. He has a tendency of making speeches that sound more like babble, because they frequently don’t make any sense at all.

So what do you think? Who would Obama and Biden most likely seem to be as the political landscape heats up and the Dynamic Duo of Romney and Ryan arrive on the scene to clean up Gotham and return it to past greatness?