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I SUPPORT OWS BECAUSE..

CHUCK 2011/11/13 03:45:27
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1. I SUPPORT OWS because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I SUPPORT OWS because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I SUPPORT OWS because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I SUPPORT OWS because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I SUPPORT OWS because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I SUPPORT OWS because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I SUPPORT OWS because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I SUPPORT OWS because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I SUPPORT OWS because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I SUPPORT OWS because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
12. I SUPPORT OWSbecause my head is so firmly planted up my butt, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
13. THIS ALL BS..
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  • Barbara Hasler 2011/11/28 01:47:53
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    Barbara Hasler
    +2
    I don't support OWS as it is a missinformed group with scattered greviences mostly worthless. The OWS should be camped out at 1600 Pennsylvania, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. They are and were the culprits. As for the corporations having profits, my 401 K is no doubt invested in them and I do like a return on my investment. With the current regime intruding into the private sector with overwhelming regulations as to try to diminish their economic positions is ludicrous. Without the corporations there would be no jobs, union dues and no dividends. What would replace them? Surely not an inept government that wastes more money than it takes in. If the regime is looking to Europe as a model for our government, they now can see what happens to a country when it runs out of money. To me this makes capitalism and the free market look better than it ever has.
  • cub 2011/11/14 23:01:56
    Undecided
    cub
    +2
    Aargh!!!
    You had me going that I was ready to challenge you on #7 MOST especially !!
    Love the satire!!!

    I hope OWS aficionado really read this. Lol!!
  • CHUCK cub 2011/11/15 23:07:50
    CHUCK
    +1
    OWS POSTER CHILD.



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  • Murph 2011/11/14 21:38:33
    PICK WHAT EVER NUMBERS YOU WANT..
    Murph
    +1
    I pick all the even numbers...............and all the odd numbers.
  • Headhunter 13 2011/11/14 18:44:15
    PICK WHAT EVER NUMBERS YOU WANT..
    Headhunter 13
    +1
    And you can probably add a few
  • pizzaman7 2011/11/14 08:25:15
    PICK WHAT EVER NUMBERS YOU WANT..
    pizzaman7
    +2
    13 is about right. Don't complain people....you get to see a free freak show ! Oh wait....policemen on overtime, continual street cleanup, and who is going to pay for their hospital time when they get sexual diseases, TB, and other ailments ? Ahhh....we'll just tax wall street some more. somebody else will pay !
  • CHUCK pizzaman7 2011/11/15 23:08:35
    CHUCK
    +1
    OWS POSTER CHILD.



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  • pizzaman7 CHUCK 2011/11/20 09:01:49
    pizzaman7
    +2
    so many pictures to choose from ! what a comedy show !

    ows

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  • RogerRover 2011/11/13 22:40:36 (edited)
    Undecided
    RogerRover
    +2
    Because I'm soooo intelligant....intellijent...... You no whut ah meen... All look good except 13,... not so much.
  • Jackie 2011/11/13 20:14:08
    I LOVE THE OWS POSTER CHILD..
    Jackie
    +4
    And even more reasons to love the OWS freakshow.

    Dead man in Salt lake city OWS. Due to Drug overdose and carbon monoxide.

    Murder of a man in Oakland OWS.

    Vermont OWS suicide.

    TB outbreak in Atlanta OWS of a very resistant strain of TB .

    Zuccotti Lung outbreak at Wall street OWS.

    And sexually transmitted diseases are running rampant in the OWS tent cities.

    And heroin at give away prices.
  • cub Jackie 2011/11/14 23:05:08
    cub
    +3
    Don't forget those disgusting, vile COMMUNIST VERMIN who were seen spewing their agenda and sheer hatred for this country!!!

    I hope a progressive reads this!!
  • Jackie cub 2012/01/16 02:20:42 (edited)
    Jackie
    +1
    True ..... And rape is a was a very common occurence. They are now saying they were mostly traveling bands of homeless people looking for free food and shelter. Churches are now providing a temporary roof over their head. But not for long the destruction of property and stealng is getting to hard to take.
  • Laura Lovegood 2011/11/13 19:37:12
  • cub Laura L... 2011/11/14 23:05:49
    cub
    +2
    Good one!!!
  • A Carpenter 2011/11/13 19:36:27
    I LOVE THE OWS POSTER CHILD..
    A Carpenter
    +3
    do we need another more obvious symptom of whats wrong?
  • The Gipper~PWCM~JLA 2011/11/13 19:28:54
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    The Gipper~PWCM~JLA
    +3
    Seems like every item on the list is a good enough reason on it's own!
  • Soup Man 2011/11/13 17:51:36
    PICK WHAT EVER NUMBERS YOU WANT..
    Soup Man
    +3
    LOL Right on
  • BackWoodsMike 2011/11/13 17:29:19
    PICK WHAT EVER NUMBERS YOU WANT..
    BackWoodsMike
    +4
    You forgot..

    I SUPPORT OWS because I enjoy living in squalor, creating a health hazard, violating State and City ordnances and most of all, not working (as if anyone would hire us) but still collect welfare benefits.
  • Striker 2011/11/13 16:19:54
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    Striker
    +4
    Because of the title, I almost didn't even hit this link.
  • Warren - Novus Ordo Seclorum 2011/11/13 15:48:23
    PICK WHAT EVER NUMBERS YOU WANT..
    Warren - Novus Ordo Seclorum
    Whoever wrote this is clueless about OWS.
  • BackWoo... Warren ... 2011/11/13 17:22:44
    BackWoodsMike
    +5
    Are you saying that all of the OWS supporters (some listed below) who have the same reasons that were listed, are clueless?

    For the most part, they share the same ideology as the occupy malcontents.

    What kind of progressive are you to dismiss such stellar support for your organization?
    - - - -

    The 99%: Official list of Occupy Wall Street’s supporters, sponsors and sympathizers:


    Communist Party USA
    Sources: Communist Party USA, OWS speech, The Daily Caller


    American Nazi Party
    Sources: Media Matters, American Nazi Party, White Honor, Sunshine State News

    Ayatollah Khamenei, Supreme Leader of Iran
    Sources: The Guardian, Tehran Times, CBS News


    Barack ObamaSources: ABC News, CBS News, ForexTV, NBC New York

    The government of North Korea
    Sources: Korean Central News Agency (North Korean state-controlled news outlet), The Marxist-Leninist, Wall Street Journal, Times of India


    Louis Farrakhan, Nation of IslamSources: video statement (starting at 8:28), Black in America, Weasel Zippers, Philadelphia Weekly


    Revolutionary Communist PartySources: Revolutionary Communist Party, Revolution newspaper, in-person appearance


    David DukeSources: Talking Points Memo, video statement, davidduke.com


    Joe BidenSources: Talking Points Memo, video statement, Mother Jones


    Hugo ChavezSources: Mother Jones, Reuters, Exa...


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    Are you saying that all of the OWS supporters (some listed below) who have the same reasons that were listed, are clueless?

    For the most part, they share the same ideology as the occupy malcontents.

    What kind of progressive are you to dismiss such stellar support for your organization?
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    The 99%: Official list of Occupy Wall Street’s supporters, sponsors and sympathizers:


    Communist Party USA
    Sources: Communist Party USA, OWS speech, The Daily Caller


    American Nazi Party
    Sources: Media Matters, American Nazi Party, White Honor, Sunshine State News

    Ayatollah Khamenei, Supreme Leader of Iran
    Sources: The Guardian, Tehran Times, CBS News


    Barack ObamaSources: ABC News, CBS News, ForexTV, NBC New York

    The government of North Korea
    Sources: Korean Central News Agency (North Korean state-controlled news outlet), The Marxist-Leninist, Wall Street Journal, Times of India


    Louis Farrakhan, Nation of IslamSources: video statement (starting at 8:28), Black in America, Weasel Zippers, Philadelphia Weekly


    Revolutionary Communist PartySources: Revolutionary Communist Party, Revolution newspaper, in-person appearance


    David DukeSources: Talking Points Memo, video statement, davidduke.com


    Joe BidenSources: Talking Points Memo, video statement, Mother Jones


    Hugo ChavezSources: Mother Jones, Reuters, Exa...


    Revolutionary Guards of IranSources: Associated Press, FARS News Agency, UPI


    Black Panthers (original)Sources: in-pe... appearance, Occupy Oakland, Oakland Tribune


    Socialist Party USASources: Socialist Party USA, IndyMedia, The Daily Caller


    US Border GuardSources: White Reference, www.usborderg... Pundit, Just Another Day blog


    Industrial Workers of the WorldSources: IWW web site, iww.org, in-p... appearances


    CAIRSources: in-person appearance, Washington Post, CAIR, CAIR New York


    Nancy PelosiSources: Talking Points Memo, video statement, ABC News, The Weekly Standard


    Communist Party of ChinaSources: People’s Daily (Communist Party organ), Reuters, ch... Telegraph


    HezbollahSources: almoqa... (2), almoqawama.org (3), wikipedia


    9/11Truth.orgSources: 91... (1), 911truth.org (2), 911truth.org (3)


    International Bolshevik TendencySources: bolshev... Magazine


    AnonymousSources: Adbust... Guardian, video statement


    White RevolutionSource: whiter...


    International Socialist OrganizationSources: Soc... Worker, socialistworker.... appearance


    PressTV (Iranian government outlet)Sources: PressTV,...


    Marxist Student UnionSources: Marxist Student Union, Big Government, marxiststude...


    Freedom Road Socialist OrganizationSources: Fig... News, fightbacknews.org


    ANSWERSources: ANSWER press release, ANSWER web site, Xinhua


    Party for Socialism and LiberationSources: Liber... News (1), pslweb.org, The Daily Free Press, Liberation News (2)
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  • SoCalEx... BackWoo... 2011/11/13 21:39:46
    SoCalEx-Dem
    +1
    Don't confuse them with facts. Its rough on their little feelings to find out they are being used.
  • tff~PWCM~JLA 2011/11/13 15:38:04
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    tff~PWCM~JLA
    +8
    You spoiled lazy punks are out of your minds. There is no free lunch anywhere nor should there be. Pay your own way and shut the fuck up!
  • Warren ... tff~PWC... 2011/11/13 15:50:38
    Warren - Novus Ordo Seclorum
    I agree, those Wall Street punks ought to pay their own way and start working for a living. Instead they get bonuses financed by hard working taxpayers and finance Tea Parties to eliminate regulation. Where's the accountability?
  • tff~PWC... Warren ... 2011/11/13 17:48:43
    tff~PWCM~JLA
    +4
    The difference between them and you is they actually work for the money you claim their stealing as apposed to you and the rest of you welfare recipients..You might want to run home to your parents basements or they will cut off your allowances.
  • Warren ... tff~PWC... 2011/11/14 20:06:25 (edited)
    Warren - Novus Ordo Seclorum
    No, those lazy fucks live off the wealth working people like me generate. Get up off your ass and wake up to the truth.
  • Ken 2011/11/13 15:37:56
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    Ken
    +5
    Too many in the OWS are Marxist, Socialis, Communist, clueless college students, radical unionist, homeless deginerates (alcoholics, druggies, mental deficients and criminals) and flaming liberals. Some of the others are being hoodwinked into the cause without thoroughly investigating the agendas.
  • Angus 2011/11/13 15:32:32
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    Angus
    +3
    Not forget my top pick:

    I SUPPORT OWS BECAUSE OBAMA DOES

    LOL
  • K-ZOOMI-----0 2011/11/13 15:25:26
    I LOVE THE OWS POSTER CHILD..
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +3
    EXCELLENT!
  • Dewymoon 2011/11/13 14:22:16
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    Dewymoon
    +5
    LMAOOOO Number 13 sure is on target ... BS it sure is ..... But in the case of the OWS its HS ..... Human Sh*t ........ HAHAHAHAH OWS crap
  • Cathy 2011/11/13 14:16:00
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    Cathy
    +3
    I pick number 13 because it's right on target!
  • Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA 2011/11/13 13:22:00
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA
    +4
    OWSs support the same thing that the commies and socialists support because that's what they are.
  • Striker Torchma... 2011/11/13 16:45:15
    Striker
    +3
    Trouble is that many don't seem to know that. Whatta world we live in!
  • OPOA912 2011/11/13 13:09:16
    LOL THIS MUST BE A JOKE..
    OPOA912
    +3
    Their message has been lost (although I don't know if they had a message). They now are known for out of control behavior.
  • JCD aka "biz" 2011/11/13 12:14:24
    Undecided
    JCD aka "biz"
    +2
    I support OWS because we are fed up with corporate domination of our countries.
    That's why OWS is so popular.
  • Torchma... JCD aka... 2011/11/13 13:19:01
  • JCD aka... Torchma... 2011/11/13 13:23:17 (edited)
    JCD aka "biz"
    +2
    Exactly what Jesus probably thought when he kicked the money changers and merchants out of the Temple.
    The Catholic Church and most mainstream Protestant Churches also support financial regulation (and social justice).
  • Wolfman 2011/11/13 08:23:28 (edited)
    PICK WHAT EVER NUMBERS YOU WANT..
    Wolfman
    +3
    Peer Pressure

    ows1 ows2 ows3
  • Pegasis 2011/11/13 05:51:55
    PICK WHAT EVER NUMBERS YOU WANT..
    Pegasis
    +6
    Great post, Chuck. I support number 13.
  • Dagon 2011/11/13 05:09:11

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