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I GOT THIS E-MAIL TODAY: WHAT DO YOU THINK....GOOD IDEA????

Melissa 2007/05/31 22:16:47
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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas wouldcomedown. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,rifle or ammo.Problem solved.If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. I just did. George Carlin WHAT DO YOU THINK....GOOD IDEA????
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  • Hank 2007/06/01 01:15:25
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    Hank
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    According to the Snopes2.com website, George Carlin did not write or e-mail this. George does some funny, funny stuff but this is not one of them.

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  • Gone! 2007/12/08 07:46:16 (edited)
  • Bob 2007/11/14 06:10:21
    Yes
    Bob
    Consider they are not only in this country illegally but the are also driving illegally and not insured.
  • Paul 2007/10/19 21:00:38
    Yes
    Paul
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    I don't know whether or not it is a good idea, but it probably isn't a bad one. Unfortunately, it has no chance of being implemented because of the number of people in this country who think it is our job to make the world perfect... regardless of the cost in American lives and treasure. I think the real answer is to raise taxes and make the government bigger. That should solve everything.
    I suggest that we have a 'last law' day. That day will be in celebration of the passing of the last law that will make everything perfect for everyone in this country, all the time and forever more! It's logical to conclude that if we need all these laws and expenditures to make things right, then there must be a time when we will have done everything we can do. What do you think? Are we getting close?
  • Rox 2007/08/09 04:28:36
    Yes
    Rox
    +1
    Yes way to go George!
    In the mean time, I will continue to support our troops.
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    I think we need to finish the job and bring our troops home.
  • Fefa 2007/06/09 06:34:57
    No
    Fefa
    +1
    George Carlin' a good guy, but he doesn't know everything.
  • John 2007/06/08 20:01:52
    No
    John
    +1
    It's hard to actually go through with it and it's something that we shouldn't have to be suffering over. Think if Bush weren't fighting this war the kind of money that could be put towards the things the country needs! Normally I go off on Bush, now isn't the time...I just say, BLAME HIM FOR EVERYTHING...with a national defense budget going from 9.3 Billion in 2001 (when 9-11 happened) and the following year it LOWERED to 8.3 Billion, 2003 the budget was for 62.2 Billion 2004's was 62 Billion and since 2004 EVERY YEAR WE HAVE BEEN over 100 BILLION, think if he took 1 BILLION of that and put it towards lowering our gas prices each year! He is a MORON! Bush is the one to blame since he is the figure head in control of everything or claims to be and wants the popularity for what he's doing with the war and refuses to pull our (apparently like his dad did which is the problem with him even being in office)
  • Nicole 2007/06/01 18:00:54
    Yes
    Nicole
    +1
    it is so true if u want to be herer that is fine with me we all came from somewhere else my family from scottland , and yes all of the men in my family have fought in wars since the time we got here.. BUt do u think in would change their minds about being here I dont think so not if they are serious...Why should all of the Black and white Americans fight all of the time we see very few spanish or mexican decent over seas.
  • jackrorabbit 2007/06/01 16:53:53
    No
    jackrorabbit
    +1
    For the same reason that I don't like the draft, forcing someone to
    fight for you country is an easy way to get your fellow comrades
    killed. There would not be 11 million people using gas, the just
    wouldn't be using it here. And the majority of the illegal aliens live
    where they work, and dont use much gas in the first place. The other
    ones are shipping drugs and they would just find a different way of
    getting it to the market. If we bring home the troops, then we have to
    use all the fuel to get them back and forth from halfway around the
    world, and then shipping the illegal aliens halfway around the world.
    Much more waste of fuel than cars do. And we would still have the
    problem of the labor shortage that it would cause here, so food cost
    would go up. And how good would a 3 year old actually be with a rifle
    anyway? It is good as a comic line, but not good in practical life.
  • reminder 2007/06/01 03:23:08
    Yes
    reminder
    +1
    They want a job and they work cheap.
  • Roni 2007/06/01 02:20:20
    Undecided
    Roni
    +1
    Its funny but I dont think so...
  • Hank 2007/06/01 01:15:25
    Undecided
    Hank
    +3
    According to the Snopes2.com website, George Carlin did not write or e-mail this. George does some funny, funny stuff but this is not one of them.
  • highlatte Hank 2007/06/01 02:19:56
    highlatte
    +3
    I thought it did'nt sound like him. Not nearly sarcastic enough.
  • RIC HARD 2007/05/31 23:48:03
    Yes
    RIC HARD
    +1
    Not realistic but good. Carlins too funny I got the same e-mail a while back and another the other day titled "Yes I'm a Bad American" very funny and true.
  • JESTER 2007/05/31 23:23:28
    Yes
    JESTER
    +2
    That's why I love George Carlin
  • highlatte 2007/05/31 23:05:16
    Yes
    highlatte
    +1
    lol funny
  • K man 2007/05/31 22:47:07
    Undecided
    K man
    +3
    It's humororus, but not realistic. For starters, bring troops home before the Iraq government has a fighting chance to gain conrol of their contry would be disasterous. The other major problem is that troops are not allowed to be used for border patrol - their sole funtion is to defend our country from enimies.
  • jackror... K man 2007/06/01 16:55:56
    jackrorabbit
    Actually they can be used to guard the border, because the people that
    they are stopping are not americans. What better use of the military
    than to secure the border?

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