How To Spoil Your OWN Terror Plot

What I’d like to know is HOW Can I meet one of these FBI informants? I’ve got a Terrific idea on how to Scam money OUT of them for ME. Since I have a background in Precision-guided and nuclear weaponry, I’d tell them of my plans to detonante a nuclear device in the Hamptons to target the Wealthy. All I need is $5-10 million to make it happen. I don’t even NEED their fake supplies of weapons or bombs since I can find and construct such devices on my own. Once I got the cash, I’d just disappear into thin air with it after I purchase a new fake ID from the illegal alien Fake ID market in the barrio, then turn up in a country with no extradition treaties to the US and request political asylum. If they ever DO bust me, My alibi would be,

“Well, you’re never going to get ANYWHERE in life believing a big fat Liar like ME. Besides, I thought they were TERRORISTS and I was doing my Patriotic Duty by ripping them off.”

Another angle would be to play competing bureaucracies against each other by turning the FBI informant into the DHS so the Police would bust EACH OTHER.