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How the Lame Street Media Slants The News

Birthpangs 2012/05/07 21:46:39
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A biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into

the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to

pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose

with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker bring

her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave

thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'



The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw

this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know,

and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living

and what political affiliation do you have?'


The biker replies, ‘I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican’
The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!”

...and THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days...


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  • Ronzo 2012/07/17 13:36:46
    This is an Example of why Obama is President today
    Ronzo
    +1
    Good example and how ironic you used the characters as they suit the lop sided one side crooked media of this country. I wonder if the media is owned and controlled by some foreign investors?? Anyone have info on this.
  • Birthpangs Ronzo 2012/07/17 13:53:33
  • mwg0735 2012/05/08 16:00:37
  • ☆ QueenAline 2012/05/08 01:09:36
    This is an Example of why Obama is President today
    ☆ QueenAline
    +2
    Exactly....why he is where he is today.....Shame on the media....they should be ashamed of themselves...
  • DS in Oak Ridge NC 2012/05/07 23:34:39
    This is an Example of why Obama is President today
    DS in Oak Ridge NC
    +3
    A Classic and Spot-On Tale... Highly entertaining and so lifelike and true! I can almost hear NBC's edited sound bites form the interview... ouch.
  • Birthpangs DS in O... 2012/05/08 03:46:06
  • cinbadl 2012/05/07 23:21:18
  • Stoney 2012/05/07 22:35:01
    This is an Example of why Obama is President today
    Stoney
    +4
    You got that right!
  • Birthpangs 2012/05/07 21:47:41

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