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How The Gutsiest President Ever Single-Handedly Killed OBL

snipe 2012/05/09 01:34:38
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  • TruBluTopaz 2012/05/09 01:41:04
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    +30
    This post should come with a warning. I was drinking my iced tea and nearly choked I was laughing so hard.

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  • Dan™: R... Phantom 2012/05/17 21:41:04
    Dan™: Real Change, Not False Hope
    Yes, I really do. If you doubt me, go ahead and quiz me about it. I can tell you who the editors and pundits are for each one of those sources, and I can tell you exactly what they wrote in today's edition. What do you do? How is it you form your opinions? Or do you just grab pre-made opinions in the form of DNC talking points like a buffet?
  • ☆The Ro... Phantom 2012/05/16 04:14:15
  • lee 2012/05/09 18:55:29
    lee
    +1
    don't you have anything better to do?
  • AL lee 2012/05/09 21:31:51
    AL
    +6
    I guess Obama had something better to do-when they called him off the golf course so he could VIEW the mission itself!
  • COCO AL 2012/05/09 21:55:30
    COCO
    +4
    LMAO....
  • snipe lee 2012/05/09 23:50:26
    snipe
    +4
    What, no rave? Loosen those panties. Lol!
  • lee snipe 2012/05/10 00:31:02
    lee
    +1
    i'm not wearing any panties...
  • Dan™: R... lee 2012/05/10 01:36:52
    Dan™: Real Change, Not False Hope
    +3
    Sure you are.
  • snipe Dan™: R... 2012/05/10 03:23:29
    snipe
    +1
    Yeah, he is.
  • AL lee 2012/05/10 03:28:39
    AL
    +2
    Seems you're Always ready for work then right???
  • COCO AL 2012/05/10 05:11:55
  • Jack Sprat 2012/05/09 18:40:38 (edited)
    Jack Sprat
    +8
    Oddly he used his x-ray glasses to find OBL, then with his super speed he cornered OBL and with his super high pitched whining killed him and then hit him with a golf ball so he could, give OBL "fair warning" per the Geneva Conventions, oddly though the warning was to be before he killed the terrorist.....What a man....Moochelle is suprisingly quite, my guess is she's the one they sent in while BOzo waited in the car....

    Kinda reminds me, though of the other "war hero" who after a teenage VC was shot with a 50 cal machine gun round and ran into a hut, brave, but very French looking Traitor John F'ing Kerry ran in behind him beat the dying teen in the head before shooting the wounded teen with a .45, against the UCMJ and Geneva conventions about how to treat the wounded on the battle field. For such bravery, he gave himself a medal......


    Our socialist "hero" of the revolution....
    barney fife obama
  • AL Jack Sprat 2012/05/09 21:33:13
    AL
    +3
    No wonder he hates hand guns so much!
  • Jack Sprat AL 2012/05/09 23:55:45
    Jack Sprat
    Actually he's just mad at Sheriff Moochelle for the One Bullet thing...
  • COCO Jack Sprat 2012/05/09 21:56:14
  • MisterD 2012/05/09 18:32:52
    MisterD
    +7
    Yep, this better than Grimm Brothers and Hans Christian Anderson combined!! lmbo!
  • jere.ch... MisterD 2012/05/09 23:10:12
    jere.chievres
    +3
    Well at least the Grimm Brothers stories had an ending And HCA the better stories.
  • MisterD jere.ch... 2012/05/09 23:33:55
    MisterD
    +4
    And, they were closer to the truth, Jere.
  • jere.ch... MisterD 2012/05/09 23:52:13
    jere.chievres
    +2
    Very true!
  • S* 2012/05/09 18:18:14
    S*
    fun and clever, but I am sure it is intended as a personal attack.
  • snipe S* 2012/05/09 23:53:33 (edited)
    snipe
    +1
    May be. Might be. Could be. But, it sure is funny!
  • big T 2012/05/09 18:00:18
    big T
    +6
    obama did nothing but fire the secretary of military for ordering the killing of Osama. The president just frees Taliban prisoners to try to make peace between the U.S.A. and the Taliban.
  • AL big T 2012/05/09 21:35:42
    AL
    +4
    Do you get it, Even before the attack itself Obama already picked a scap goat just in case it went south!
  • big T AL 2012/05/09 23:16:26
    big T
    +2
    I think if Barack H. Obama gets re-elected in 21012 we shuold run for our our president and goverment and scrap the cancer U.S. goverment.
  • lee big T 2012/05/10 00:32:41
    lee
    sedition.

    good idea.
  • big T lee 2012/05/10 01:13:25 (edited)
    big T
    +1
    i know it is a great idea. and if the Obama thugs come gunnin we'll show em how its done. take it from a West Virgina son.
  • Phantom big T 2012/05/16 17:25:38
    Phantom
    They'll snuff you panzys out like pissing on a candle
  • big T Phantom 2012/05/17 16:10:13
    big T
    oh well let them live with the guilt then. I love my saouthern flag and my southern nation.

    by the sword  sons of dixie
  • jr 2012/05/09 17:59:07
    jr
    +5
    funny...thanks
  • SneakyPete 2012/05/09 17:49:48
    SneakyPete
    +7
    Will probably see this in the falls Democratic political ads. Great
  • Charu ∞ijm♥∞ 2012/05/09 17:41:36 (edited)
    Charu ∞ijm♥∞
    +9
    OMG!!!!!! LMBO...THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

    Thank you ever so much Snipe for giving us the "true" scoop on it!
  • snipe Charu ∞... 2012/05/09 23:55:36
    snipe
    +3
    Eyewitness account. I was the Caddy!
  • Charu ∞... snipe 2012/05/10 00:36:45
    Charu ∞ijm♥∞
    +2
    Alright...we got an inside scoop! You are a brave soul for coming forward.
  • snipe Charu ∞... 2012/05/10 00:40:29
    snipe
    +1
    He kept missin' the ball, so I picked it up and threw it at osama. So, I'm the one who really got him! I'm in hiding now.
  • Charu ∞... snipe 2012/05/10 00:53:51
    Charu ∞ijm♥∞
    +2
    MY HERO!!!!!!!!! woman batting eyes gif
  • snipe Charu ∞... 2012/05/10 01:03:49
  • Charu ∞... snipe 2012/05/10 01:12:18
  • Cognito22 2012/05/09 17:34:57
    Cognito22
    +9
    Yep, that'll bring out the Obama zombies and their sock puppets

    Roll call!
    Obamorons, sing out!
  • ed 2012/05/09 17:27:22
    ed
    +11
    Now that's funny
    obama is a chicken hawk
  • COCO ed 2012/05/09 21:57:19

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