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How Close Are We To The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ?

poppaw38 2009/06/25 19:54:21
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  • Disko Pickle 2009/06/25 20:42:15
    Never Gonna Happen !
    Disko Pickle
    +15
    Jesus said that He would return during the lifetime of His generation, so obviously the Second Coming already happened about 1900 years ago.

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  • nicki jay 2011/08/12 18:07:01
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    nicki jay
  • Murph 2009/11/04 23:50:25
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    Murph
    Soon Pop, soon.
  • Lizard 2009/06/29 03:58:50
  • Adam 2009/06/28 23:56:14
    Never Gonna Happen !
    Adam
    +1
    He is here now gonna
  • ayushi ... Adam 2012/11/17 12:09:28
    ayushi mishal
    +1
    please do study Matthew - chapter:24.of the bible.
  • (David)-(The)-(Strange) 2009/06/28 06:00:21
    Never Gonna Happen !
    (David)-(The)-(Strange)
    +1
    about as close as making a road to the sun with a grain of rice lined up lol.
  • melly~thwarting Satan since... 2009/06/28 05:05:36
    Never Gonna Happen !
    melly~thwarting Satan since 1971
    +3
    The question is, how close is Mary Magdalene?
  • Philo-Publius 2009/06/27 17:30:11
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    Philo-Publius
    +7
    Almost 75 years past his appearance: 11/11/34... close israli peace treaty signed 75 years appearance 111134
  • Rusty S... Philo-P... 2009/06/27 18:06:10
    Rusty Shackelford
    +4
    Jesus' second incarnation went a little nutso. I dig the bell-bottoms, though.
  • Philo-P... Rusty S... 2009/06/28 02:07:00 (edited)
    Philo-Publius
    +3
    The first one (if there WAS one) was likely just as crazy as THIS cat... hence their NAILING HIM TO A CRUCIFIX. ; )

    The world's greatest thinkers are insane, it's true... I kinda dig the bell-bottoms also.
  • Aysohmay Philo-P... 2009/06/28 01:59:10
    Aysohmay
    +3
    Oh lord...
  • Philo-P... Aysohmay 2009/06/28 02:04:22
    Philo-Publius
    +2
    Yes, you can call him "Lord"... or "Jesus"... or "Lucifer"... he'll play any game you want to play... there isn't a game he HASN'T played... : )
  • Aysohmay Philo-P... 2009/06/28 02:10:46
    Aysohmay
    +3
    How about the BDSM game?
  • Philo-P... Aysohmay 2009/06/28 02:15:25
    Philo-Publius
    +2
    Hmmm... I honestly don't know what "BDSM" stands for. I know it has the word "domination" as the D... please do explain! hmmm honestly bdsm stands domination explain
  • Aysohmay Philo-P... 2009/06/28 02:37:34
    Aysohmay
    +2
    What! You've seen some of my sex-related posts and don't know what BDSM is!? This deserves a message =D (most because its naughty) Once I'm done checking my happenings and typing a little blog
  • Philo-P... Aysohmay 2009/06/28 02:43:52
    Philo-Publius
    +3
    Keep it CLEAN. LOL
  • Terri3GS..Allergic to Stupi... 2009/06/27 16:45:09
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    Terri3GS..Allergic to Stupidity.
    +1
    of course we are....look around you.
  • macnamera killjoy 2009/06/27 09:48:09
    Never Gonna Happen !
    macnamera killjoy
    +11
    Traveling around with all those dudes I am certain he came way more than two times.
  • oh my s... macname... 2009/06/28 01:31:03
    oh my science
    +1
    hahahahhaha
  • Heptarch 2009/06/26 19:11:32
    Never Gonna Happen !
    Heptarch
    +4
    As close as we've ever been.
  • freedomisastateofmind 2009/06/26 18:08:45
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    freedomisastateofmind
    +3
    im waiting for the giant crabs to come.
  • Aysohmay 2009/06/26 16:26:53
    Never Gonna Happen !
    Aysohmay
    +7
    We're close as all the twitards are to marrying Edward
  • Rusty Shackelford 2009/06/26 16:19:45
    Never Gonna Happen !
    Rusty Shackelford
    +8
    It should get here about the same time as Ragnarok.

    ...which is never...
  • Gradord 2009/06/26 15:01:13
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    Gradord
    +4
    But my child, I am already here.



    close israli peace treaty signed child
  • ♥ Lady Darkness ♥ 2009/06/26 12:10:15 (edited)
    Never Gonna Happen !
    ♥ Lady Darkness ♥
    +6
    o yay more bible thumping idiots

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  • spacehawk 2009/06/26 11:21:45
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    spacehawk
    +3
    We are so very, very close. We have been so very close for the past 1700 years.

    but we just do not seem to get there, ever.
  • 1019803 2009/06/26 11:07:34
    Never Gonna Happen !
    1019803
    +5
    The second coming of who? Ceiling cat is here now. ceiling cat
  • Abort A Liberal, Save A Life. 2009/06/26 06:32:07
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    Abort A Liberal, Save A Life.
    I never thought the 'King' of pop would die, so anything is possible, as far as I'm concerned.
  • oh my science 2009/06/26 03:07:53
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    oh my science
    +6
    lol wtf, im already here.....praise me and bring me your money
  • fairiefang -annoying fashio... 2009/06/26 02:32:24
    Never Gonna Happen !
    fairiefang -annoying fashion snobs everywhere-
  • David (Force in Readiness) 2009/06/26 01:52:41
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    David (Force in Readiness)
    +1
    Rom 11:25 ……………….until the fullness of the Gentiles has come in.

    Once this is complete
    .
  • ashdragon88 2009/06/26 01:46:56
    Never Gonna Happen !
    ashdragon88
    +5
    maybe when the fat lady sings gonna fat lady sings
  • sasquatchette 2009/06/26 01:42:02
    Never Gonna Happen !
    sasquatchette
    +4
    Jesus himself said "No man knows the day or the hour." So none of the above.
  • Aarixan 2009/06/26 00:33:30
    Never Gonna Happen !
    Aarixan
    +4
    If it was supposed to happen he's not very punctual. He's about 1,970 years late.
  • moomoof 2009/06/26 00:17:40
    Never Gonna Happen !
    moomoof
    +5
    i dont care anymore if he comes he comes
    but does it matter here there is so much hate and prejudice here in the united states only you probably kill him again thinking he was a terrorist or a mexican immigrant
  • Jeff Murray 2009/06/26 00:03:57
    Never Gonna Happen !
    Jeff Murray
    +6
    Fairy tales and superstition is not my cup of tea, sorry.
  • THIS-EYE-KNOW: " You MUST ... 2009/06/25 23:56:39
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    THIS-EYE-KNOW:  " You MUST be Born Again"!!
    +1
    "THE RAPTURE" will be the next great Biblical event that will effect the entire world!!!(1st.Thessalonians 4:13-18.kjv).-------ALL (born again) Christians will be caught up to be with the Lord!!!--Then the dispensation of Grace will be over!!!--------ALL those remaining will be LOST!!!-----Salvation will still be possible BUT, ONLY by dying for Jesus Christ!!!(Matthew 24:9-13.kjv.)--as for the time, there is an answer to when!!!---It will be when God looks to Christ and tells Christ to go get His Church!!!
  • BH1701 "In Kirk We Trust" 2009/06/25 23:39:10
    Never Gonna Happen !
    BH1701 "In Kirk We Trust"
    +7
    Unless that was him starring in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine." I must have uncontrollably blurted out, "Jesus!" thirty times during that movie. Do you think that means something?
  • Jeff 2009/06/25 23:33:07
    Close , If the Israli Peace Treaty, Is Signed !
    Jeff
    +3
    No man knows the hour or the day! If they say they do, they are a liar!
  • Disko P... Jeff 2009/06/27 14:55:15

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