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How about a voter registration form for the dead dog?

jt 2012/06/19 14:51:25
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  • zebsmom 2012/06/19 15:25:57
    Really?
    zebsmom
    +8
    [Insert sarcastic snort here]. Gee. You mean people are finally noticing???
    I worked in local polling places when they were still local. Especially in "tight" races....dead people, people who'd moved, infants, people in comas, pets...they all came in and voted. Nothing we could do if we saw the same people come in 3 or 4 times throughout the day to vote and vote again.
    IMHO, the people yelling the loudest about how requiring picture ID's to vote is such a burden and limits access for disenfranchised voters are the same folks who are voting 3 or 4 times under other people's names. Just sayin'.

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  • P. Sturm 2012/06/25 23:16:05
    Really?
    P. Sturm
    Well, that's just wrong. Only living dogs should be allowed to vote.
  • Justina Jackson 2012/06/21 02:26:24
    Really?
    Justina Jackson
    +1
    What idiots
  • Muriel 2012/06/20 15:05:23
    What the...?
    Muriel
    +1
    Why not. If they can register(Great Aunt Nellie ----long dead). Why not Rufus the dog? In crooked, devious minds these things make perfect sense.
  • ajracestables1 2012/06/20 04:10:25
    What the...?
    ajracestables1
    +1
    I have always had to provide my ID.
  • themadhare ~IJM 2012/06/19 22:59:54
    Undecided
    themadhare ~IJM
    +2
    Hey! I have an idea! Let's not keep records on voter fraud and then claim there's no voter fraud because there aren't any records. Yes, that should work.
  • DFA 2012/06/19 22:27:03
    What the...?
    DFA
    +2
    "Tim Morris said the registration form came in the mail last week despite his dog dying two years ago." --- who the hell wrote that???!!!?!?
  • Captain-Morgan 2012/06/19 21:45:09
    Really?
    Captain-Morgan
    +3
    If Mickey Mouse, and Goofy can vote.. Why can't my dog rusty do the same... ACORN Had Both Of Them Listed On Voter Registration Forms Here In Nevada Last 2010 Election.
  • Tennessee3501 2012/06/19 20:46:46
    What the...?
    Tennessee3501
    +2
    This is how the Democratic Party wins elections. Between dead people and deal animals, they have a huge head start in any election! LOL !
  • Centrist_Bill 2012/06/19 19:46:55
    What the...?
    Centrist_Bill
    +2
    I see the FAUX blame game is on once again. PROOF PEOPLE we need PROOF.
  • none 2012/06/19 19:31:40
    What the...?
    none
    +5
    Another fine example of why voter ID is needed.
  • Walt 2012/06/19 18:19:11
    What the...?
    Walt
    +5
    Next, liberal tree huggers will be complaining that it is unfair to allow pets to vote, but not sycamore trees.
  • Catnip 2012/06/19 17:25:19
    What the...?
    Catnip
    +5
    My daughter's turtle, Sparkles didn't receive his forms yet. Where can he sign up?
  • Sunshyn Parks 2012/06/19 16:33:09
    Undecided
    Sunshyn Parks
    +2
    Maybe a smart dog.
  • cddjmikey 2012/06/19 15:56:04
    What the...?
    cddjmikey
    +3
    I'm not surprised. They had to wait until he was dead though to ensure that he wouldn't show up himself to vote. Oh wait. He's a dog ? No matter, they need all the votes they can dig up if they think they are going to win.
  • DeJu 2012/06/19 15:51:10
    What the...?
    DeJu
    +2
    why not, everyone and everything else is voting!
  • OPOA912 2012/06/19 15:50:52
    What the...?
    OPOA912
    +2
    Low-life cheating Republicans:

    The Presidential election of 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.

    The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.

    It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

    After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.

    There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.

    At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line and he had 10 fish.

    Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.

    That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, "I think that Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-g...



    Low-life cheating Republicans:

    The Presidential election of 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.

    The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.

    It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

    After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.

    There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.

    At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line and he had 10 fish.

    Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.

    That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, "I think that Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don't bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'

    The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the democrats got together for the report of how the republicans were cheating.

    Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice."
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  • Obama F... OPOA912 2012/06/19 23:05:16
  • Luis 2012/06/19 15:32:44
    Really?
    Luis
    +1
    This is a rare case. In fact voter fraud is .0004% so making a big deal about it is the way Rethuglicans can keep registered voters from voting who are going to vote democratic. In fact if you look who is behind this purge and violation of peoples rights to vote it is people like the Koch brothers who have billions and think of ways to deride the fair election of politicians by people.
  • Tasine Luis 2012/06/19 15:40:32
    Tasine
    +4
    What experience do you have re percentages of fraud, and how was the .0004% reached. I don 't believe that number at all. I think the last election alone surpassed that figure. I KNOW voter fraud isn't heavily investigated or charged. Voting has been abysmally lax, and when some people will cheat in public, they'll certainly cheat when behind a curtain.
  • DeJu Luis 2012/06/19 15:58:25
  • DeJu Luis 2012/06/19 16:01:40
    DeJu
    +2
    Posted: Feb 02, 2012 12:34 PM MST
    Updated: Feb 02, 2012 4:32 PM MST
    By Andy Pierrotti, NBC2 Investigator
    Two elections supervisors are taking action after an NBC2 investigation uncovers flawed record keeping and human error allowing people who are not citizens of the United States to vote.

    No one knows how widespread this problem is, because county election supervisors have no way to track non-citizens who live here.

    So NBC2 did something election officials never thought to do, and found them on our own.

    "I vote every year," Hinako Dennett told NBC2.

    The Cape Coral resident is not a US citizen, yet she's registered to vote.

    NBC2 found Dennett after reviewing her jury excusal form. She told the Clerk of Court she couldn't serve as a juror because she wasn't a U.S. citizen.

    We found her name, and nearly a hundred others like her, in the database of Florida registered voters.
  • sammanilla 2012/06/19 15:29:21
    Undecided
    sammanilla
    +6
    My grandmother always voted Republican until she died. She's been voting Democrat ever since.
  • Tasine sammanilla 2012/06/19 15:41:16
  • zebsmom 2012/06/19 15:25:57
    Really?
    zebsmom
    +8
    [Insert sarcastic snort here]. Gee. You mean people are finally noticing???
    I worked in local polling places when they were still local. Especially in "tight" races....dead people, people who'd moved, infants, people in comas, pets...they all came in and voted. Nothing we could do if we saw the same people come in 3 or 4 times throughout the day to vote and vote again.
    IMHO, the people yelling the loudest about how requiring picture ID's to vote is such a burden and limits access for disenfranchised voters are the same folks who are voting 3 or 4 times under other people's names. Just sayin'.
  • Don Leuty 2012/06/19 15:24:51
    Really?
    Don Leuty
    +8
    ACORN lives.
  • TimothyBrianFoley 2012/06/19 15:13:41
    What the...?
    TimothyBrianFoley
    +3
    the contraversory here getting your dead dog to vote seems like we are asking for trouble
  • sam123 2012/06/19 15:12:18
    Undecided
    sam123
    +5
    this is what happened in Egypt

    the ousted regime encouraged his followers to use dead people's name in registration form for voting .

    they caught some and they took those frauders to the graveyard asking them to wake them up to ask the opinion of those who have dead centuries ago ?

    Majority of dead people said they want brotherhood in surprise voting !!!!!!! in the graveyard!

    again, some supporter of the ousted regime protested saying that those dead voters were dead due to torture or long prisonment or been killed by the regime . and they had an issue with the past governments !!!!!

    there you go Jt , in our 21st century , everythig is possible ., ahhahhha
  • swash1 sam123 2012/06/20 01:44:09
    swash1
    +2
    C'mon, it was an application form. Not a registration card. Only a problem if the guy who received it filled it in and mailed it (which he didn't)... and then if the dog had a SS# (which presumably it didn't)... and then if the registrar had registered Mo (which of course it didn't). Much ado about not much here.
  • Obama Failed Soda Head Chie... 2012/06/19 15:03:12
    What the...?
    Obama Failed Soda Head Chief Opi
  • zebsmom Obama F... 2012/06/19 15:29:03
    zebsmom
    +5
    ROTFL. Love it. Amazingly enough, same thing happens on the left coast. Though I have no doubt we have plenty of deluded people who actually vote this way anyway. If there's any doubt....Nancy Pelosi keeps getting re-elected.
  • Obama F... zebsmom 2012/06/19 15:34:34 (edited)
    Obama Failed Soda Head Chief Opi
    +5
    Well, being that live in here in Ca , i can't stand Nancy Pelosi, she need to be fired, but with the LWNJ in San Fran , it not going to happen Nancy Pelosi clown Nancy Pelosi read the bill
  • Tasine zebsmom 2012/06/19 15:43:40
    Tasine
    +5
    And Barney Frank kept getting elected, oh, and Maxine Waters! maxine waters
  • mwg0735 2012/06/19 15:01:37
  • bob h. mwg0735 2012/06/19 15:14:57
    bob h.
    +2
    Hey, big time manager: it's only 11am, and you're doing schtick? Every morning it's the same story, SH loader w/ RWNJs.
  • JoeBtfsplk 2012/06/19 15:00:07
    What the...?
    JoeBtfsplk
    +7
    Holder's holding out that there's no voter fraud.

    Holder is a fraud.
  • Demonic Rat Hunter 2012/06/19 14:56:24 (edited)
    What the...?
    Demonic Rat Hunter
    +6
    Probably sent by the Dem party
  • jt Demonic... 2012/06/19 14:56:57
    jt
    +3
    Hahaha...
  • bob h. jt 2012/06/19 15:16:51
    bob h.
    +1
    Is that what you said the last time you asked for a job?
  • jt bob h. 2012/06/19 23:15:08
    jt
    Well let me think...
  • superangrymonkey 2012/06/19 14:52:49
    Really?
    superangrymonkey

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