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Hope and Change the Subject

Javimendo 2012/07/13 15:40:07

“Unemployment is still looking pretty bad. In fact, the White House has a new slogan on job creation: ‘Hope and change the subject.’ ” — Jay Leno

“Obama gave Bon Jovi a ride to New York City on Air Force One. Makes sense — Bon Jovi’s living on a prayer, while Obama’s campaigning on one.” — Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of marijuana. You know what that means? He could be our first green president.” — Jay Leno

“On Friday, President Obama spent the night at his home in Chicago for the first time in over a year. It was nice — he even went down to the basement and dusted off some old campaign promises.” — Jimmy Fallon

"The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best if you didn't read it at all." –Jay Leno

"According to a poll by National Geographic, 65 percent of Americans said President Obama would better handle an invasion by space aliens than Mitt Romney. Well sure, once the aliens landed they'd see there's no jobs and they'd go home." –Jay Leno

“That’s right, Obama spent the night at his home in Chicago. Of course it got
awkward when he left and his housekeeper was like, ‘So, see you after the
election?’” – Jimmy Fallon
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  • none 2012/07/13 15:44:32
    none
    +5
    Obama's broken promises, lies, and his complete failure are all haunting him and he deserves to be the brunt of all these joke. NOBAMA in 2012!

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  • Quietman ~PWCM~JLA 2012/07/16 19:00:58
  • Javimendo Quietma... 2012/07/16 19:03:15
    Javimendo
    Piss-ants all of them!
  • Bob DiN 2012/07/14 00:17:19
    Bob DiN
    +3
    Hope and Change has morphed into envey and dispair.
  • Diane Spraggs Yates 2012/07/13 17:34:04 (edited)
    Diane Spraggs Yates
    +4
    Hope and Change the Subject why---- could it be his record?????----Relief for the middle class never materialized and many stimulus injections of cash were temporary and favoring a few rather than the majority who will pay with taxes.

    Obama wants a European style social economy which does not fit the American spirit

    Unemployment benefits have run out of federal money for chronically unemployed and people underemployed and out of work are looking for new ideas and answers rather than government money and temporary fixes.

    Bailed out Wall Street not Main street
    Attorney General Eric Holder is being cited for contempt after operation fast and furious and Obama is asserting executive priveilge? Please this is one more reason not to vote for Obama.

    Fact: Gas has more than doubled since 2009. How about that?

    Fact: Secretary of Energy Chu and Interior Secretary Salazar want gas to hit the $8 to 10 per gallon range.

    . Soros is the individual that devastated the UK with manipulation the British pound sterling (made millions off of that manuever. The POTUS is surrounded with not just progressives but people who have been committed communists such as Van Jones. Ms Anita Dunn who thought Mao was the neatest thing since sliced br...

    Hope and Change the Subject why---- could it be his record?????----Relief for the middle class never materialized and many stimulus injections of cash were temporary and favoring a few rather than the majority who will pay with taxes.

    Obama wants a European style social economy which does not fit the American spirit

    Unemployment benefits have run out of federal money for chronically unemployed and people underemployed and out of work are looking for new ideas and answers rather than government money and temporary fixes.

    Bailed out Wall Street not Main street
    Attorney General Eric Holder is being cited for contempt after operation fast and furious and Obama is asserting executive priveilge? Please this is one more reason not to vote for Obama.

    Fact: Gas has more than doubled since 2009. How about that?

    Fact: Secretary of Energy Chu and Interior Secretary Salazar want gas to hit the $8 to 10 per gallon range.

    . Soros is the individual that devastated the UK with manipulation the British pound sterling (made millions off of that manuever. The POTUS is surrounded with not just progressives but people who have been committed communists such as Van Jones. Ms Anita Dunn who thought Mao was the neatest thing since sliced bread. Andy Stern head of the SEIU who took American tax payer dues overseas instead of helping his constituents here.

    The POTUS does not accept responsiblity/ownership for any of the current mistakes made/economy. Continues to blame the previous administration. Obama always blame someone else or not my fault. That is not a leadership quality.
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  • Southern Man 2012/07/13 15:52:02
    Southern Man
    +4
    Good to see jokes about 0bama .. I know a bunch of them .... N P C of course but very funny and true
  • johnc 2012/07/13 15:47:06
    johnc
    +4
    Obama has done his very best, he said from day one that he and his regime were focused 24/7 on jobs, (Jobs, a 3 letter word according to biteme) that includes during his over 100 golf events. no wonder his golf game is not very good, I guess.

    So we have now seen the very best Obama has to offer, and time to consider if we really want 4 more years of his failured agenda..

    NOBAMA 2012
  • Bob DiN johnc 2012/07/14 00:18:29
    Bob DiN
    Excellent points.
  • none 2012/07/13 15:44:32
    none
    +5
    Obama's broken promises, lies, and his complete failure are all haunting him and he deserves to be the brunt of all these joke. NOBAMA in 2012!
  • Jackie G - Poker Playing Pa... 2012/07/13 15:42:14
    Jackie G - Poker Playing Patriot
    +4
    LOL after three long horrible years, FINALLY some jokes about this president and his abysmal record

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